Porn star Tera Patrick joins Saints Row 2 team LOL

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#1 Edited by KillerKahuna (170 posts) -
ripped from here

We’re not making it up. THQ just sent word that “adult actress” Tera Patrick will be joining the Saints Row dev team at Volition as a “special producer.”

Patrick’s going to be appearing for the game at Comic Con this weekend, so if you’re in the area go and get her to sign something.


here's where I found her in the game, LOL, she is the woman in the foreground on the screen where you fill in birth date.

Tera Patrick on foreground
Tera Patrick on foreground








But seriously why her ? She might as well go naked on that picture.
They even have a count down timer for her introduction -> HERE
It has 5 days and 10 hours to go.
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#2 Posted by epic_pets (1345 posts) -

Ok then...
not important

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#3 Posted by KillerKahuna (170 posts) -

^ Maybe not important but funny ! :D

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#4 Posted by Hell_Dude (52 posts) -

Do I see some dudes fapping at work?

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#5 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -

First Gary Busey and now this...THQ has gone completely insane! Or could they been geniuses...who knows!?

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#6 Posted by Bennyishere (1746 posts) -

That is AWESOME!

Though Gary Busey would suit that outfit way better.

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#7 Posted by SpaceInsomniac (5262 posts) -

See?  This is why we can't have nice things!  Or rather, this is why video gamers will continue to be stereotyped and demonized by the mainstream. : (

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#8 Posted by MissileWarriorz (278 posts) -

wait can you play her in the game?

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#9 Posted by KillerKahuna (170 posts) -
MissileWarriorz said:
"wait can you play her in the game?
"
Lol you can create her with the most awesome character creation tool ever :D

And I fine with her being in there maybe she is your long lost GF :P
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#10 Edited by Sharpshooter (913 posts) -

That is the biggest load of marketing bollocks I have ever heard of in my entire life. I've seen some grade a crap in my time but this take not only the cake but the bakery as well.

I can think of only one reason why they would get her on board. Its to guarntee that all those teenage males, who spend half their lives with their hand down the front of their pants, will hear about and buy this game.

What does a special producer even do? Will she just stand in the production office and remove an item of clothing for every bug they fix before launch?

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#11 Posted by Relys (1001 posts) -
Sharpshooter said:
"That is the biggest load of marketing bollocks I have ever seen. I've seen some grade a crap in my time but this take not only the cake but the bakery as well.

I can think of only one reason why they would get her on board. Its to guarntee that all those teenage males, who spend half their lives with their hand down the front of their pants, will hear about and buy this game.

What does a special producer even do? Will she just stand in the production office and remove an item of clothing for every bug the fix before launch?
"
If I want to see naked peoples google is just one step away.

I'm thinking about getting this game, because it's an awesome looking game. Simple as that. I think this is going to be better than GTAIV.
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#12 Posted by Sharpshooter (913 posts) -

GTAIV got critical acclaim because it is a great game. Rockstar didn't use cheap tricks like this to get people to play it.

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#13 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3522 posts) -
KillerKahuna said:
"MissileWarriorz said:
"wait can you play her in the game?
"
Lol you can create her with the most awesome character creation tool ever :D

And I fine with her being in there maybe she is your long lost GF :P
"
If APB ever comes out and stays true to the creation tools it has shown, then it will have the best character creation tools.
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#14 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2916 posts) -

Well Jenna Jameson voiced Candy Suxxx in Vice City.

True rip-off right down to the core.

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#15 Posted by DirrtyNinja (724 posts) -
TheGTAvaccine said:
"Well Jenna Jameson voiced Candy Suxxx in Vice City.

True rip-off right down to the core."
But

Tera is hotter than jenna.

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#16 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2916 posts) -
DirrtyNinja said:
"TheGTAvaccine said:
"Well Jenna Jameson voiced Candy Suxxx in Vice City.

True rip-off right down to the core."
But

Tera is hotter than jenna.

"

Ehh, yeah I think I can agree with you there.
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#17 Posted by KillerKahuna (170 posts) -
TheGTAvaccine said:
"DirrtyNinja said:
"TheGTAvaccine said:
"Well Jenna Jameson voiced Candy Suxxx in Vice City.

True rip-off right down to the core."
But

Tera is hotter than jenna.

"

Ehh, yeah I think I can agree with you there."
Me too
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#18 Posted by TanoXI (6 posts) -

lol, go go Tera Patrick backdoor minigame???  

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#19 Posted by Vigorousjammer (2912 posts) -

Tera and Jenna are both way too skinny for me...
for a nice lookin girl you gotta go with Gianna Micheals, Brandy Taylor, or Samantha Anderson

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#20 Posted by KillerKahuna (170 posts) -

To be honest I'd rather wanna go down on a clean chick and not one that goes down on all P stars. get it ?

IMO though

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#21 Posted by clubsandwich (3965 posts) -

This game will be awesome. :D

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#22 Posted by Good_Game (12 posts) -

Looks like Saints Row just got that much more over-the-top.

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#23 Posted by Lemegeton (812 posts) -

Tera Patrick was never hot in my view anyway. and when a game developer/publisher starts doing this kind of crap it loses a lot of respect in my book.

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