100+ Things you've learnt from Saints Row The Third (No spoilers)

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#51 Posted by owack6 (225 posts) -

49. Why Red faction Armageddon was a bad game.

#52 Posted by anywhereilay (177 posts) -

50. Being crass is only funny with the right approach.

#53 Edited by FromRomaniaWithLove (2 posts) -

51.MURDERTIME = FUNTIME!!! 52.Toilets with...Cyber Busters???

#54 Posted by Hass (53 posts) -

53. It has the city with the one mayor who can pull it off.

#55 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

54. Mascots only drive Emus and Knoxvilles (golf carts)

#56 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

55. Shooting tigers with eyepatches is ethical. 
56. If you're using the right wrestling mask, people will burn when you tell them to suck your dick.

#57 Edited by Tuggah (1074 posts) -
#58 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

58. Pressing R3 never ceases to be funny.

#59 Posted by Yummylee (22658 posts) -

59. Steve Blum can also apparently do a great zombie voice, too.

#60 Posted by Creamypies (4094 posts) -

60. Bonnie Tylers - Holding out for a Hero makes for an awesome set piece.

#61 Posted by kwyee (234 posts) -
#62 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

@kwyee said:

61. The Mailwan Hellfire is the best gun in every game

Why are you linking to the Borderlands page?

62. No one ever questions why you get so many frequent plastic surgeries.

#63 Posted by Hopskotch (19 posts) -

63. That there's no reason to use any weapon besides your handgun

64. Apartment buildings can be purchased for $1,000

#64 Posted by AlwaysBeClothing (1517 posts) -

65. There are murderous gangs of furries and mascots out to create more furries and mascots

#65 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

66. Aggressively trolling your gang members (whether intentionally or not) will cause them to rage and shoot you in anger

#66 Posted by Ravenlight (8011 posts) -

@fox01313 said:

40. Chop Shop related thefts only count if you steal a car from a certain part of town, which sadly doesn't count if you actually have the vehicle in a garage & want to donate it to the chop shop or steal it somewhere else in town.

67. If you spawn said car in your garage, get into it, THEN activate the chop shop mission, you can drive to the area where you're supposed to pick the car up and immediately get credited for jacking the right vehicle.

#67 Posted by kwyee (234 posts) -

68. People in Steelport are way richer than in Stillwater; almost everyone has a luxury car.

#68 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

69. Shooting brutes with a mind control octopus gun is UNETHICAL!

#69 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

70. Shoving hand grenades in a brute's mouth is a legit and totally safe strategy for killing them.

#70 Posted by Rekt_Hed (853 posts) -

Dumping on everyone never gets old

#71 Posted by mortal_sb (567 posts) -

71. road sweeper. nitro.

#72 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

72. Members of the Morning Stars enjoy chilling out on random rooftops.

#73 Posted by Yummylee (22658 posts) -

73. Oleg apparently has a fetish for running within my line of fire and then getting pissy about me shooting him.

#74 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

74. It's possible to withdraw $1,000,000 from a curbside ATM in a shitty neighborhood....assuming you have sufficient funds and someone hasn't put a freeze on your account

#75 Edited by takayamasama (442 posts) -

75. If a car has Nitro in it...I will surely crash it 5 seconds after jacking it

76. Motorcycles are not conducive to getting to an area safely, or ever.

#76 Posted by Alo81 (85 posts) -

78. The only thing more dangerous than being shot by a normal tank shell, is being shot by a large white voxel.

#77 Posted by mfpantst (2574 posts) -

79. When you disintegrate people inside a car with a gun you happen to have, the inside of the car doesn't get all sticky, but the outside is covered in blood.
80. Certain cars drift (powerslide) better than others.

#78 Posted by XenoNick (1485 posts) -


#79 Posted by BlinkyTM (1046 posts) -

82. You help people out in Co-Op and then they kick you.

83. Not enough people on Co-Op that just want to do missions, activities etc...

84. Too many people with cheats enabled.

#80 Posted by Alo81 (85 posts) -

85. Never be not drifting.

#81 Posted by Moncole (636 posts) -

86. YOu can get a sex change operation for very cheap and do it as much times as you want

#82 Posted by UitDeToekomst (761 posts) -

87. carjacking a Bulldog with a gun turret on top from a restricted area at the very beginning of the game is an outstanding idea.

#83 Posted by Largo6661 (341 posts) -

88. I should go clubbing!!!!!!!!!!

#84 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

89. A three-barreled shotgun is entirely normal. 
90. Fart in a jar is disgusting. No, seriously.

#85 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1180 posts) -

When people give you the respect you deserve nothing can stop you, not even gravity.

#86 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13629 posts) -

91. There is NOTHING that can not be solved with a VTOL. 

#87 Posted by lazyartist (61 posts) -

92. Tigers enjoy powerslides

#88 Posted by Moncole (636 posts) -

93. Killing a zombie with a dildo bat is very effective

#89 Edited by WiFiPirate (145 posts) -

94. Shooting a gimp pulling a rickshaw will actually cause said gimp to explode into a ball of fire.

#90 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

95. Items used in virtual reality can be used in the real world and still withhold their virtual reality presentation

#91 Posted by Ackbar (25 posts) -

I can be 500 lbs and still out run everyone!

#92 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

97. Zombies can drive cars.

#93 Posted by NekuCTR (1663 posts) -

98. If it bleeds, it leads.

#94 Posted by SteepInKline (164 posts) -

99. If you're a lieutenant in an infamous criminal organization, you'll never get to properly finish a chess game.

100. When you're flying a vehicle that's close to catching on fire, the best way to dispose of it is to fly into the air as high as you possibly can and jump out.

101. Anime voice actors galore know how great it is to be a gangster.

#95 Posted by Elyk247 (371 posts) -

102. Saints Row the Third is a really...........umm, unique game.

#96 Posted by Hailinel (25205 posts) -

103. Saints Flow tastes like ass.

#97 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

104. The only thing worse than a zombie outbreak is a zombie outbreak and Monica Hughes

#98 Posted by Deranged (1859 posts) -

@McGhee said:

14. Lovin' is what I got. I said remember that.


#99 Posted by Hadoken101 (933 posts) -

105. No one man should have all that power

106. Pierce will NEVER be grateful in heli assault

#100 Posted by mina_mina752 (120 posts) -

106. once u park a car/chopper/airplane you will get an infinite supply of them forever !

107. if you are worried about the police chasing you for that 73894659 soldiers and tanks you have killed and destroyed just enter a store of ur own and u are a free clean man !

108. don't piss off unfamous actors !

109. saints iv sucks !

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