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Saints Row: The Third

Game » consists of 19 releases. First released on Nov 15, 2011

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*cough* "I like men." Let's talk dialogue changes! (Spoilerfest!)

#1 Edited by Napalm (9020 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

So, one thing I've really enjoyed in this game, is the fact that some of the dialogue varies between the male and female protagonists. Usually most of it is the same, but sometimes there's whole phrases and thinking that completely changes in moments of banter and one-liners... and usually for the better. 
 
One of my favorites thus far? 
 

Are there any hilarious, awesome and/or amazing dialogue changes you noticed that were awesome? 
 
Another one is when Kinzie mentioned to my Ladyboss that instead of sex, "there's technology for that too," Caucasian Ladyboss appropriately responds, "it's not the same, Kinzie. Not the same."  
 
One more: when Kinzie is talking about learning the ins and outs of computer-specific technology and learning their habits and kinks, Caucasian Ladyboss responds with, "Actually, that sounds a lot like using a gun. Or a car. Or men..." 
 
Last one! When driving with Zimos during Trafficking, Caucasian Ladyboss asks Zimos what his real name is: to which he responds with, 
 
"what's yours?" 
"Martha fuckin' Washington." 
 
Haha! Good stuff. Anybody else catch any hilarious and awesome dialogue changes between protagonist types?
#2 Edited by Yummylee (18138 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

''I CALL CHIPS FRIES!'' (or something akin to that) my cockney confessed during the final mission when Pierce laments that they all might day during this battle. Also the Cyrus Temple mission is definitely some of the funniest shit in a game across a long span of time. Every piece of dialogue during that portion is gold, and I plan to do a playthrough with every voice just to see the dialogue differences. Plus I probably would have anywhoo because I'm weird like that.

Currently playing through again as a handsome asian fellow... with the zombie voice. I've also got some early save files with the russian chick voice and the default lady voice, but I'm much more excited to see all the cutscenes whilst my character just spouts a load of garbled nonsense (singing All I Got with Pierce using that voice has already pushed me on a fair bit). Plus according to Ryan the zombie mission is meant to have ''something special'' if you play through it with the zombie voice.

#3 Edited by TaliciaDragonsong (8669 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Second lady voice.
Rescueing Kinzie from the boat.
 
Pierce: What the hell do these guys got on their heads?
Boss: I don't know, but it kinda turns me on.
Pierce: Wait what?
Boss: uhh nothing, keep looking.
 
Oh and the Cyrus mission? Priceless.
"Welcome back Commander."
"Eh, Wassup?"

#4 Edited by alternate (2375 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I wanted the female avatar but the cockney voice (only available as male) - but it just weirded me out. In the end I liked rolling around with the chick, fat slider maxed out, dressed up in pasties + clown pants so had to stick with her :(

#5 Posted by DonChipotle (2152 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

With the Russian Lady Accent:

Boss: I need a gun

Shaundi: Use your phone to find Friendly Fire

Boss: Friendly Fire does not deliver, Shaundi, that does not help me

The Boss is just way more of a dick as a Russian and it's great.

#6 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago
@DonChipotle said:

Boss: Friendly Fire does not deliver, Shaundi, that does not help me

Haha, that's pretty great!
#7 Posted by StalkingTurnip (150 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Russian Ladyboss's line in the scene you mentioned is even better, she asks Kia if she would fuck Pierce if Kia were Cyprus. The most awkward conversation of all time.

#8 Posted by MikkaQ (9704 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Playing as the black boss in that scene is also pretty funny.

"These uniforms leave too much to the imagination"

"What, sir?"

"Well, I'm just sayin' it's a shame to keep such a fine woman in body armor"

"I don't think that's appropriate"

"Do I have to issue a direct order to see you naked?"

"We have to see the upgrades first, then I can obey the chain of command"

#9 Posted by Dagbiker (6358 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

when rescuing Kinsey from the boat Pierce and Shandi start fighting over Kinsey being a "shitty fed" and then eventually the default female voice says something along the lines of "great sexual tension." It was one of the more funny moments because you arnt expecting it, but i guess thats all of saints row.

#10 Posted by jkizzlemurphy (25 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

It was the Russian Lady Boss voice that sealed the deal on the game for me. Having her chide Pierce as they drive to Safe Word and saying his safe word would probably be shoes. She's clever as shit. I loved it.

#11 Posted by Shorty (10 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Or her confession during the Three Way mission:

"I want to make love to Pierce in front of a live studio audience!"

Hilarious. :D

#12 Posted by Omegamatter (1 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

@Napalm: what does the black boss confess in the three way mission...I didnt catch what he said

#13 Posted by buft (3142 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

@Shorty said:

Or her confession during the Three Way mission:

"I want to make love to Pierce in front of a live studio audience!"

Hilarious. :D

the Cockney guy says " I call fries; Chips" that's his big confession, i found it amusing

#14 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago
@Omegamatter said:

@Napalm: what does the black boss confess in the three way mission...I didnt catch what he said

I don't know. Why are you asking me?
#15 Edited by Yummylee (18138 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

@buft said:

@Shorty said:

Or her confession during the Three Way mission:

"I want to make love to Pierce in front of a live studio audience!"

Hilarious. :D

the Cockney guy says " I call fries; Chips" that's his big confession, i found it amusing

Actually it's the other way around. He says he called chips fries; which is obviously meant to be a little embarrassing because he's English n all.

EDIT: Completely missed the quote above -_-'

#16 Posted by Maystack (868 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

I had the zombie voice, and when you go onto the ship to rescue Kinsey you still have it when disguised. So the whole time when that woman is leading you and talking to you as if you're the general person, you're grunting along like a zombie and it really puts her off. Only time in the game when the zombie voice was acknowledged.

#17 Posted by ds8k (406 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

@Maystack said:

I had the zombie voice, and when you go onto the ship to rescue Kinsey you still have it when disguised. So the whole time when that woman is leading you and talking to you as if you're the general person, you're grunting along like a zombie and it really puts her off. Only time in the game when the zombie voice was acknowledged.

I had to pause my game because I couldn't stop laughing. I played through the game with a friend and I had the zombie voice on the entire time. Best decision I ever made.

#18 Posted by Maystack (868 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

@ds8k: Yeah that, and the part where you and pierce start singing are the funniest parts in the game.

#19 Posted by Akrid (1324 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

I can't remember any lines because I have a terrible memory, but Russian ladyboss 4 lyfe!

#20 Posted by jillsandwich (666 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

The revelation shared by the second dude voice during the final mission was

"I have an irrational fear of bees!"

#21 Posted by SmasheControllers (2516 posts) - 1 year, 2 months ago

I played default female and her lines where amazing. Her, jason statham and troy baker are my favorites of the "people" voices, What I heard of the other three are nowhere as good.

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