So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.

I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.

So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.

I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.

Lest we forget.

I only half get the joke, but I'm into it.

His name was Marauder Shields...

I declare this thread epic.

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

He had a good life.

I usually fuck the floor around that time of night too.

Penis Floor Man? lmao

Hey, Penis Floor Man looks EXACTLY like my Saints leader. Except I had a purple bathrobe and nothing else on for the whole game.

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

I bet he's up there, penis lodged in the clouds, smiling down on us as he considers that he once held the world at the end of his dick.

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

strap it on?

Amazing.