So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.
Penis Floor Man
I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.
Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.
In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.
I bet he's up there, penis lodged in the clouds, smiling down on us as he considers that he once held the world at the end of his dick.
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