Finally, what you've been waiting for from the 3Ds, boobies.

#1 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (58 posts) -
#2 Posted by Tarsier (1491 posts) -

LOL fuck me

#3 Edited by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

Pretty much the only game that makes me want to buy a 3DS!

#4 Edited by SpartanAmbrose (842 posts) -

Finally a game that justifies the 3DS!

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#5 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5005 posts) -

Japan really likes their titties. And that chick 34 seconds in looks high as FUCK.

#6 Posted by TheHumanDove (2521 posts) -

So hot

#7 Posted by Demoskinos (16206 posts) -

Does this come with a pre-order bonus cloth to wipe the screen clean after each play session?

#8 Posted by Seedofpower (3995 posts) -

Oh for fucks sake Japan.

This is why I get the impression that 80% of games that come out of Japan are just pandering to me because they know they are crap and that's all they got.

#9 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1783 posts) -

what

#10 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

Another system seller Nintendo refused to acknowledge at E3.

#11 Posted by ervonymous (1299 posts) -

Why, this is unheard of.

#12 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5275 posts) -

@Rudeboy217 said:

what

Dude. So that's what lady wood is.

#13 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (58 posts) -

@Rudeboy217 said:

what

I did not fail to notice this. They managed to sneak in a weird ass fetish while keeping the rating low enough. Sneaky bastards.

#14 Posted by Turambar (7149 posts) -

That trailer was actually better than expected.  Was expecting another game that used stylus controls to play with breast jiggle physics.  I say another since it already exists on the DS.

#15 Edited by Trilogy (2702 posts) -

Creeper Jeff needs to know about this...

#16 Posted by roc_553 (220 posts) -

I think something is about to burst. Am I right guys? . . . Guys?

#17 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12662 posts) -

Let's be fair. Dead or Alive Dimensions also had giant bouncing boobies in 3D at launch. But now I guess you can have them on cartoon waifs instead?

#18 Posted by Timnoldzim (101 posts) -

About damn time! Too bad it's unlikely this is leaving Japan.

#19 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5148 posts) -

Ugh...

#20 Posted by Phatmac (5918 posts) -

Japan, ladies and gentlemen!

#21 Posted by Im_a_Wizard (58 posts) -

@ArbitraryWater said:

Let's be fair. Dead or Alive Dimensions also had giant bouncing boobies in 3D at launch. But now I guess you can have them on cartoon waifs instead?

A waif is very very different from a waifu.

#22 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2824 posts) -

Awesome. Until you find out that anime girls don't have drawn nipples or cooter. Guilty until proven innocent!

#23 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

Breaking: boobs revive the tired generic beat-em-up genre! 3DS revives dedicated gaming handhelds!

#24 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12662 posts) -

@Im_a_Wizard said:

@ArbitraryWater said:

Let's be fair. Dead or Alive Dimensions also had giant bouncing boobies in 3D at launch. But now I guess you can have them on cartoon waifs instead?

A waif is very very different from a waifu.

Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

But in all seriousness: Japan is still fucking weird. Oh well. Still doesn't trump Conception in that category either.

#25 Posted by Dagbiker (7022 posts) -

Is this a graphic Novel or a fighting game?

#26 Posted by Shady (511 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

Is this a graphic Novel or a fighting game?

Beat 'em up.

#27 Edited by Apathylad (3234 posts) -

I'm not sure what I just watched, but if the mechanics are like a Vampire Smile, this could be pretty cool. And anime girls? Sure, why not.

#28 Posted by AngriGhandi (822 posts) -

That trailer was a lot longer than it probably had any reason to be.

#29 Posted by Shady (511 posts) -

Also, this is a sequel in case anyone cared to know. But don't worry. You get both games in the sequel. Two for the price of one!

#30 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19816 posts) -

Back when the original came out, I definitely would have bought it (if I had a 3DS) because it was literally the only game that was interesting to me at the time, despite its pandering nature. FYI, the developers are fully aware of what they're doing and the creative designer behind the first game had said, in an interview, that when he was thinking of making a game for the 3DS that would fit its concept the first thing he thought of was "Boobs" and he said that that's what many others probably thought as well.

I don't know how I became the top editor for these games or Girl Fight.

#31 Edited by CaptainCody (1546 posts) -

@Shady said:

@Dagbiker said:

Is this a graphic Novel or a fighting game?

Beat 'em up.

Don't you mean Beat 'em off?

@FluxWaveZ: The fuck, didn't even recognize you. Change your avatar back.

#32 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19816 posts) -

High res trailer:

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#33 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5703 posts) -

Those boobs are going to be so gross when those women get older.

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