Are there any normal humans on this damn rock?

#1 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

All we have is some colossal supermen with pecs the size of Escalade grills. Are there any normal people, or what?

#2 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

The weak DIE!

#3 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

well the whole alien invasion thing made sure anybody that doesn't have colossal superman pecs died off unfortunately.

#4 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) -

Izzy?

#5 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"Izzy?"
What, is that their pet lizard or something?
#6 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) -

That crazy guy that had the truck in the first game?

#7 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) -

Yeah, survival of the fittest.

The women are still normal sized, because they have lots of linebacker sized men to protect them. I imagine the government uses them as baby factories and only lets huge men get busy.

#8 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"That crazy guy that had the truck in the first game?"
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Forgot about him. Riiiight.
#9 Posted by Milkman (16996 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"That crazy guy that had the truck in the first game?"
He wasn't in the first game. And his name is Dizzy.

#10 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) -
Milkman said:
"DualReaver said:
"That crazy guy that had the truck in the first game?"
He wasn't in the first game. And his name is Dizzy.
"
I have the name wrong, but that's not the guy I'm talking about. I'm talking about the guy who gave Dom and Marcus the junker.
#11 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) -

The old man who says "Nincompoop" and "DUMBSHITS"

#12 Posted by bjorno (1424 posts) -

all of the dead people on the floor in very level.
Normal sans heads.

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