I Didn't Like This Character

#1 Posted by The_LMFAO_Guy (192 posts) -

The thing that turned me off about the story of Final Fantasy 13 is the character Sarah Farron. At first thing I notice is that the design is awful, the side ponytail, white blouse, a mini skirt, and long socks? She looks like she coming from a Britney Spears video from the late 90s, or a prostitute. Well actually, they're one in the same, believe me I paid for one. . . . . >_>

What's worse is that she's involve is a relationship with a dude name Snow, who's also is about to be married to, who looks like he's in his mid-twenties while the whore looks likes she's fifteen. There's also the height, Snow must be like two feet taller than her. Might as well write in that the whore use to have a penis, I mean, the relationship is already one hundred miles away from reasonable, to just plain odd. Also, why is it that a older dude would want to marry fifteen-year-old prostitute? Didn't anybody ever tell him that good old saying, "never make a ho a house wife"?

What are your thoughts?

#2 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4942 posts) -

I feel the same way (though I didn't like anything about the game to be honest), but my god, I could not possibly have said it as good as you did lol.

#3 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5161 posts) -

Well it is a JRPG.

#4 Posted by david3cm (636 posts) -

The minute you start trying to rationalize anything about the characters, the relations they have, or anything really about the final fantasy series you have started on a path that leads too nothing but headache. Though the FF series is not really for me, there might be people out there who could better discuss the relationships in JRPGs to great detail, I am not one of those people.

#5 Posted by The_LMFAO_Guy (192 posts) -

They could of at least made her looked older and not dressed like a prostitute. Seeing an adult in his twenties with a under age prostitute mirrors my real life. Again, I paid for an night with one, but I didn't know she was under age.

I play games for fantasy, not reality. Someone should tell Square, "hey, the word "fantasy" is in the title, dumbass! Ha ha!"

#6 Edited by IBurningStar (2191 posts) -

Stop. Don't try to rationalize or put any amount of thought into the characters of Final Fantasy XIII. Nothing about them makes sense or even comes close to resembling logical human behavior. It is all crazy melodramatic Japanese bullshit. 
You know how in Lovecraft stories people would often go insane after investigating and thinking about Cthulhu and everything too much? Some thing here. Stop trying to rationalize any of this. You will be much happier in the long run. Trust me.

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