Video Game Sex Positions References - SFW

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#1 Edited by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

Sup bitches (and whores),

I was listening to GameStop's HotSpot this week while I was eating and one of the homework assignments was making up video game sex positions.  There are some rules though, and I figure the forums here can do a better job of making people "LOL".  It was really funny hearing them all out and surpringly nothing was dirty at all, you could say them in front of kids and they wouldn't understand what was going on.  


Shit that doesn't count - Epic Mickey and ANYTHING METAL GEAR RELATED (I don't think I need to explain why).

Get it to it, and impress the gaming community with why GB users are still the wittiest ones out there.  Don't just use titles, use concepts, characters, items, etc.

EDIT:  To make it better than what the HotSpot did, use it in a proper sentence.

Rules
  • No Descriptions - Keep it SFW, Just Type In The Names
  • No Pictures
  • Just Don't Go Overboard 
  • Use It In A Sentence While It Being SFW

#2 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -

Mass Effect. Think about it.

#3 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@nk19 said:
" Mass Effect. Think about it. "
That was already said on the HotSpot.  >_>
#4 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

World of Goo?

#5 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

Split Second.

#6 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -
@KaosAngel: Bummer. Alright then, Bateranging 
#7 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

Morph Ball.


Tetris.

Poison Shroom.

Triforce.

Yoshi's Cookie.
#8 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@nk19: @LordXavierBritish: @imsh_pl: @LunarAura: @CaLe: 

Use 'em all in a sentence now!
#9 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

If you're with the right (wrong?) woman I guess The Maw would apply.

#10 Posted by Vitor (2809 posts) -
Kuribo's Shoe
#11 Posted by Icemael (6307 posts) -

Supreme Commander.


Zone of the Enders.

Symphony of the Night.

God Hand.

Forbidden Siren.

The Darkness.

Bioshock.
#12 Posted by ajamafalous (11809 posts) -

First thing I thought was Epic Mickey :(

#13 Posted by craigbo180 (1739 posts) -
@Vitor said:
" Kuribo's Shoe "
My lady is a little to crazy for me, last night she tried to give me the Kuribo's Shoe.
#14 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" Use 'em all in a sentence now! "
I tried doing this, but I couldn't come up with anything for Yoshi's Cookie that isn't horrible.
#15 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" First thing I thought was Epic Mickey :( "
Yeah, it was the first one on the list for the HotSpot too.  If I remember correctly, they said Metal Gear references and Epic Mickey were the most popular ones.
#16 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:

" @nk19: @LordXavierBritish: @imsh_pl: @LunarAura: @CaLe: Use 'em all in a sentence now! "

While bateranging, I did some tetris on her morph ball 'til my poison shroom erupted triforce on her yoshi's cookie in a split second. Later she called me her tomb raider.        

Did i win?
#17 Edited by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Portal.

Okay, that was kind of terrible. I feel bad.

#18 Posted by craigbo180 (1739 posts) -

I had to break up with my last girlfriend. 


The cake was a lie.
#19 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Shadow of the Colossus.

#20 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

For the less endowed there's Fallout

#21 Posted by Yummylee (21204 posts) -

By the time I was done with her she was Left 4 Dead.

#22 Posted by TooWalrus (13128 posts) -

Exite... truck.

#23 Edited by NakAttack (1289 posts) -
@NeverDave said:

" For the less endowed there's Fallout "

Don't forget to use Rad-away if problem persists for more than four hours.

Edit: Fore, jeez I am an idiot. 
#24 Posted by Niall_Sg1 (362 posts) -

She wasn't messing around, so I gave her a Hammerfist. 

#25 Posted by Vitor (2809 posts) -
@nk19 said:
" @NeverDave said:
" For the less endowed there's Fallout "
Don't forget to use Rad-away if problem persists for more than fore hours. "
Yeah, wouldn't want it to get in the way of the four-play
#26 Posted by wealllikepie (756 posts) -

2 girls 1 up :)
also MORTAL KOMBAT
or singularity ;)

#27 Posted by ShaggE (6290 posts) -

Sadly, my last escapade was a Quick Time Event.

#28 Posted by Damodar (1283 posts) -

Ladies call me Super Meat Boy...

#29 Posted by memo (421 posts) -

bulletstorm

#30 Posted by dudeglove (7684 posts) -

I'm every girl's Final Fantasy.

#31 Posted by jNerd (2011 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" @nk19 said:
" Mass Effect. Think about it. "
That was already said on the HotSpot.  >_> "
That's your fault for watching the Hot Spot  <__<
#32 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3481 posts) -
#33 Posted by oraknabo (1453 posts) -

Pokemon Snap

#34 Posted by selbie (1835 posts) -

Just Cause
Big Rigs
Perfect Dark
Golden eye
Butt Stomp
Falcon Punch
Ground Pound
Biggoron Sword
PokeBalls

#35 Edited by PenguinDust (12436 posts) -

Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus...I don't know.  It just always sounded dirty to me. 

#36 Posted by mastrbiggy (229 posts) -

Skyward Sword.

Noby Noby Boy.

Bangai-O.

#37 Posted by GetEveryone (4455 posts) -

Red Dead Redemption is possibly the best I can come up with. Unfortunately, this @Underachiever007 said:  " Shadow of the Colossus. " is far better. 

#38 Posted by Pabsi9 (202 posts) -

Gears of war

#39 Posted by Getz (2986 posts) -

Bangai-O Missile Fury

Online
#40 Posted by MaFoLu (1858 posts) -

The Day/Night Cycle, it takes a while, but it is very much worth it...

#41 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

The collector.

#42 Posted by Deusx (1902 posts) -

"Oh baby, you don't know how much I love when we do the Big Rigs!"

#43 Posted by melcene (3056 posts) -

I like it Nintendog style.

#44 Posted by Sweep (8790 posts) -
"I would Wrex that girl."
Moderator
#45 Posted by Hilikus (279 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" First thing I thought was Epic Mickey :( "
#46 Posted by Toms115 (2314 posts) -

overlord

#47 Posted by Tebbit (4447 posts) -

"... and then I gave her the Red Dead Redemption".

#48 Edited by Tireyo (6408 posts) -

Marble Madness 

Pole Position
Cave Story
Snake-Rattle-N-Roll
Bejeweled 
#49 Posted by melcene (3056 posts) -
#50 Posted by ajamafalous (11809 posts) -
@Hilikus said:
" @ajamafalous said:
" First thing I thought was Epic Mickey :( "
"
Vinny about to perform his infamous "Epic Mickey?"

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