How did Ted create a Body

#1 Edited by televisionomy (90 posts) -

I'm thinking of a generic way born from Chuck Norris's Beard, oh what un awesome beard it was, what do you guys think?
(Please noting disgusting, don't gimme that look you know what I mean!)

#2 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

Teddy shit himself out.

#3 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

Asexual reproduction.
#4 Posted by televisionomy (90 posts) -
@FourWude said:
Teddy shit himself out.
hm, never thought about like that!
#5 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

He did a lot of push ups.

#6 Edited by Gerhabio (1975 posts) -

I thought Chuck Norris would be meme dead by now.

#7 Posted by Omega (827 posts) -

You're okay with the fact he is able to fashion trendy ass magic glasses out of nothing, but its the idea that he can grow a human body inside himself that has you stumped? 
 
You realize humans are grown inside the bodies of other humans every single day right? It's not that hard to imagine.

#8 Posted by televisionomy (90 posts) -
@Omega said:
You're okay with the fact he is able to fashion trendy ass magic glasses out of nothing, but its the idea that he can grow a human body inside himself that has you stumped?  You realize humans are grown inside the bodies of other humans every single day right? It's not that hard to imagine.
this is a joke topic have fun, and then bear ted will be the mother and father to human ted?
#9 Posted by mutha3 (4985 posts) -
@Beforet said:
He did a lot of push ups.
Can't believe it took this long.
#10 Posted by Gamer_152 (14049 posts) -

He lives in a magical TV dimension, I wouldn't have been surprised if he'd stepped out of his bear suit and he was just one big sentient cactus.

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#11 Posted by omghisam (282 posts) -

When anything unexplained happens in the Shin Megami Tensei universe this man is responsible. 
 

#12 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5133 posts) -

Some questions are better left unanswered. 

#13 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -
@omghisam: The Phantom of the Opera?
#14 Posted by Devoid (429 posts) -
@Beforet said:
He did a lot of push ups.
Wait a minute.. Weren't they sit-ups?
#15 Edited by sixghost (1679 posts) -

Don't you mean, how did he hide his body the first time?

#16 Posted by Omega (827 posts) -
@televisionomy said:
@Omega said:
You're okay with the fact he is able to fashion trendy ass magic glasses out of nothing, but its the idea that he can grow a human body inside himself that has you stumped?  You realize humans are grown inside the bodies of other humans every single day right? It's not that hard to imagine.
this is a joke topic have fun, and then bear ted will be the mother and father to human ted?
Yeah I got that it was a joke topic, I was just trying to mess with you. Though after reading my post again it does come off as a little hostile. It's so hard to convey tone through text.
#17 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19304 posts) -
@Omega said:
You realize humans are grown inside the bodies of other humans
...Oh. Shit.
#18 Posted by televisionomy (90 posts) -
@Omega: Yeah, I have trouble with conveying tone,  but now I think, how ted made a body, was he got a TV saw a ideal person and work out to the rocky theme in til he was like a new born that faintly resembled that Ideal person . :)
#19 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7039 posts) -

@Gamer_152 said:

He lives in a magical TV dimension, I wouldn't have been surprised if he'd stepped out of his bear suit and he was just one big sentient cactus.

This would have been so much cooler. Teddie's hair always bothered me for some reason.

#20 Posted by Nux (2293 posts) -

Magic.

#21 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) -

Because, video games.

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