So tomorrow Nanako...(Spoilers)

#1 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

Tomorrow,11/5/2011 Nanako gets kidnapped.

What do we do as a community to prevent this from happening?

Since we actually know it will be happening this time, can we think of a good solution?

#2 Posted by kingzetta (4497 posts) -

you can't change the future it'll cause a time paradox

#3 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -

We should've planned earlier. Shit.

#4 Posted by Three0neFive (2309 posts) -

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth.
 
Then murder her.

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#5 Edited by Captain_Felafel (1695 posts) -
#6 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

That does not sound like a helpful solution.

#7 Edited by thehexeditor (1436 posts) -

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

no.

#8 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19824 posts) -

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

#9 Posted by mutha3 (5025 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

LIES

#10 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

You're only saying that because no one cared when Kanji got kidnapped.

#11 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

Wait, what!? That can't be, i mean... I... Ahn... I... Pff, you know what? You're crazy. Of COURSE it's real life, man. Have you never entered into a TV to fight your "true" self? 
 
On a more serious note, i love when we are on a special date of a videogame. It's fun to see people "Wow, said thing will happen! BECAUSE VIDEOGAMES!". It's weird, but it's kinda fun.
#12 Posted by VideoGameBacon (59 posts) -

Well, first, we need some rope. and a Cactus. Some egg yokes wouldn't hurt.

#13 Posted by MikeGosot (3235 posts) -
@VideoGameBacon: Hey, duder. Your username is awesome. That is all.
#14 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1856 posts) -

It's cool, guys. I've already kidnapped her. I bought her a lamp to calm her down but she didn't seem too into it.

#15 Posted by Jeust (11556 posts) -

Save Nanako, save the world!

#16 Posted by Three0neFive (2309 posts) -
@Captain_Felafel said:

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

http://youtu.be/YsS4A0UOxzQ?t=2m35s

I'm fucking shocked that you had that link - complete with timestamp - just sitting there, waiting to be posted.
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#17 Posted by ViciousAnchovy (829 posts) -

@MasturbatingestBear said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

You're only saying that because no one cared when Kanji got kidnapped.

You may consider it real life, but I bet you were too busy masturbating to warn us sooner.

#18 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

*Reads post*

*Jumps into TV*

*Makes plans to buy a new TV in the morning.*

#19 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

Did we buy her that lamp yet? That is all that matters.

#20 Posted by mutha3 (5025 posts) -

@Three0neFive said:

@Captain_Felafel said:

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

http://youtu.be/YsS4A0UOxzQ?t=2m35s

I'm fucking shocked that you had that link - complete with timestamp - just sitting there, waiting to be posted.

Timestamps are in the description of that video!

Also, I think 7-year old murder-rape takes the cake in terms of shockvalue. Just sayin'!

#21 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

SInce we also know the perp, we can just take him out before that happens.

#22 Posted by N7 (3895 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:

Persona 4 is a video game. It is not real life.

NO MAN. YOU DON'T GET IT. PERSONA 4 MAY BE A VIDEO GAME, BUT NANAKO IS REAL.
 
YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
#23 Posted by DonutFever (3868 posts) -

We should ask around town to find some information about her.

#24 Posted by prestonhedges (1961 posts) -

fuck you, i'm not calling Dojima

dude'll murder you for mentioning her name

also i do not speak Japanese

#25 Posted by SpiritGoat (138 posts) -

But I haven't s-ranked with her yet i wasted away my days at the capsule machine

#26 Posted by McShank (1649 posts) -

@Three0neFive said:

@Captain_Felafel said:

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

http://youtu.be/YsS4A0UOxzQ?t=2m35s

I'm fucking shocked that you had that link - complete with timestamp - just sitting there, waiting to be posted.

why didn't you?

#27 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@DonutFever said:

We should ask around town to find some information about her.

We don't have that kind of time.

#28 Posted by MrAristocrates (196 posts) -

@DonutFever: We don't need no info on Nanako! We know enough already!

#29 Posted by BabyChooChoo (5392 posts) -

Is Chie okay? Yes? Okay then. Fuck everyone else.

#30 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

Is Chie okay? Yes? Okay then. Fuck everyone else.

If Nanako gets kidnapped tomorrow (today?) Chie will not be her regular old self. She will become very depressed and experience a lot of weight gain.

#31 Posted by BabyChooChoo (5392 posts) -

@MasturbatingestBear said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

Is Chie okay? Yes? Okay then. Fuck everyone else.

If Nanako gets kidnapped tomorrow (today?) Chie will not be her regular old self. She will become very depressed and experience a lot of weight gain.

Everyone, I've had a change of heart. We need to save Nanako. It's the right thing to do afterall.

#32 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

I knew you would see the light. We have less than 12 hours left to plan!

#33 Posted by Bigheart711 (1272 posts) -

I know it's just a videogame, but if this shit were real, I'd round up the gang, head to the TV world and attempt to rescue her from what seems like the killer!

#34 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@Bigheart711 said:

I know it's just a videogame, but if this shit were real, I'd round up the gang, head to the TV world and attempt to rescue her from what seems like the killer!

Hell yeah! And I don't think any of us think its real life. But saving Nanako is as important.

#35 Posted by Sayishere (1852 posts) -

Enter the meat dimension then talk tactics with Funky student to get the deed done.

#36 Posted by Ghostiet (5700 posts) -
@mutha3 said:

@Three0neFive said:

@Captain_Felafel said:

@Three0neFive said:

Tie her down and fuck her in the mouth. Then murder her.

http://youtu.be/YsS4A0UOxzQ?t=2m35s

I'm fucking shocked that you had that link - complete with timestamp - just sitting there, waiting to be posted.

Timestamps are in the description of that video!

Also, I think 7-year old murder-rape takes the cake in terms of shockvalue. Just sayin'!

Give Activision more ideas for Modern Warfare 4, sure. "No Protection".
#37 Posted by Dagbiker (7022 posts) -

Any one in fictional japan?

#38 Edited by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

Its too late... Shes been kidnapped.

#39 Posted by jakob187 (22362 posts) -

I wouldn't have laughed so hard at the OP if it hadn't been posted by MasturbatingBear. I just wanted everyone to know that.

#40 Posted by themangalist (1853 posts) -

The question is: How many days would it take to save her? Investigation team GO!

#41 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19824 posts) -

@MasturbatingestBear said:

Its too late... Shes been kidnapped.

How do you know?

#42 Posted by JohnDudebro (955 posts) -

Look, we just have to go find the kid at the gas station and bust a fucking cap in his ass. Problem solved.

#43 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

I need to form a party so we can enter the TV. Who's with me?

#44 Posted by WatanabeKazuma (1006 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@MasturbatingestBear said:

Its too late... Shes been kidnapped.

How do you know?

I think you've just answered your question!

Wasn't there a twitter account that was posting the Persona 4 story in real time? Is that still going or have I just fashioned that out of my own imagination?

#45 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1304 posts) -

@WatanabeKazuma:

http://twitter.com/#!/tunokucharlie

There is also a Yu Narukami or whatever his name is one. They both update the plot of Persona 4 in real time. There is also an @charlietunoku but he hasn't updated in a while.

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