Civ V sucks....
my life away from me, slowly ebbing like the DX11 tides on the shores of the polygonal earth. As my workers toil in the hot sun, all seems serene as time sweeps past me like a gust of wind, moving as fast in real life as it does in the game world. I fuck up my technology tree...but, like all trees, it is an organic thing, changing and altering by the second, and I am able to right the wrongs, creating order. I speak to world leaders, offer gold and methamphetamines in return for open borders, speaking in such elegant tones as to befit a leader of a kingdom. For is life not cyclical? Though we fight in B52 bombers, are we any different than the spearmen? For at the end of the day, at the end of the game, we always come and start another round. Civilization V resonates deeply with all beings, causing peace and harmony, and learning in a cultural sense. The sun never sets on my upcoming civilization...and that-that gives me hope.
Until Ghandi is a dick and invades my civ.
Sid Meier's Civilization V
Game » consists of 6 releases. Released Sep 21, 2010
Civilization V brings brand new gameplay elements to this beloved franchise, while maintaining the "just one more turn" mentality.
Civ V sucks...(a tribute)
" @W0lfbl1tzers said:I dabble. I generally like for Napoleon to force his Buddhist boot down the throats of the other inferior Civs. You know, the classy stuff." I wish I could force religion on motherfuckers "Oh, a fellow brother? "
Until Ghandi is a dick and invades my civ. "
That sob declared war on me even though he had no way of getting to me. He must've had a agreement with China who also went to war with me. Last time I sent him silk!
Yeah, I've already logged about 30 hours in the game according to Steam. It's a great game, for sure, but isn't without its faults. The combat AI is pretty atrocious, and the diplomacy AI isn't all that great either. The game is also extremely easy compared to Civ IV: BTS. However, Civ IV had similar problems when it was released, and it is much better now, so I'm certain this game will get sorted out sooner or later as well.
All this badmouthing of gandhi makes me think i should take him out in his state of peace before he turns on me...
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