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    Sid Meier's Civilization V

    Game » consists of 6 releases. Released Sep 21, 2010

    Civilization V brings brand new gameplay elements to this beloved franchise, while maintaining the "just one more turn" mentality.

    Civ V sucks...(a tribute)

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    Civ V sucks.... 
     
    my life away from me, slowly ebbing like the DX11 tides on the shores of the polygonal earth.  As my workers toil in the hot sun, all seems serene as time sweeps past me like a gust of wind, moving as fast in real life as it does in the game world.  I fuck up my technology tree...but, like all trees, it is an organic thing, changing and altering by the second, and I am able to right the wrongs, creating order.  I speak to world leaders, offer gold and methamphetamines in return for open borders, speaking in such elegant tones as to befit a leader of a kingdom.  For is life not cyclical?  Though we fight in B52 bombers, are we any different than the spearmen?  For at the end of the day, at the end of the game, we always come and start another round.  Civilization V resonates deeply with all beings, causing peace and harmony, and learning in a cultural sense.  The sun never sets on my upcoming civilization...and that-that gives me hope. 
     
    Until Ghandi is a dick and invades my civ.

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    #2  Edited By Sooperspy

    I wish I had a good desktop computer.

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    @Redbullet685 said:
    " I wish I had a good desktop computer. "
    I wish I had a better computer.
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    #4  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

    I wish I could force religion on motherfuckers

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    #5  Edited By landon
    @W0lfbl1tzers said:
    " I wish I could force religion on motherfuckers "
    Oh, a fellow brother?
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    #6  Edited By Malakhii
    @W0lfbl1tzers: I miss it too, alot more then I thought I would.  
     
    But Civ V is still pretty awesome. 
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    #7  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
    @Landon said:
    " @W0lfbl1tzers said:
    " I wish I could force religion on motherfuckers "
    Oh, a fellow brother? "
    I dabble. I generally like for Napoleon to force his Buddhist boot down the throats of the other inferior Civs.  You know, the classy stuff.
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    #8  Edited By tskunk

    Just waiting for it to come out for Mac... could be a long time. It'll get there eventually though!

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    #9  Edited By sins_of_mosin
    @InfamousBIG said:
      Until Ghandi is a dick and invades my civ. "

    That sob declared war on me even though he had no way of getting to me.  He must've had a agreement with China who also went to war with me.  Last time I sent him silk!
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    #10  Edited By rolento

    Yeah, I've already logged about 30 hours in the game according to Steam.  It's a great game, for sure, but isn't without its faults.  The combat AI is pretty atrocious, and the diplomacy AI isn't all that great either.  The game is also extremely easy compared to Civ IV: BTS.  However, Civ IV had similar problems when it was released, and it is much better now, so I'm certain this game will get sorted out sooner or later as well.

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    #11  Edited By FirePrince

    I just lost 3 hours not studying,and more importantly, NOT PLAYING Civ 5. 
    Crap.

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    #12  Edited By swamplord666

    All this badmouthing of gandhi makes me think i should take him out in his state of peace before he turns on me...

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    #13  Edited By crusader8463
    @swamplord666:  Watch out for Alexander the Great. That mother fucker likes to Ninja Wars on you out of no where and when you least expect it.

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