Here are your articulated Skylanders

#1 Edited by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

I was going to post this earlier but I was on vacation.

FRET NOT FRIENDS, the cries for your $9 man toys to have over 800 points of real articulation and multiple attachments has not gone unheard.

While the vile suits at Activision may ignore our desperate pleas, there is another.

Yes friends, deep within the bowels of Internets there is a masked vigilante righting the wrongs committed without conscience by corporate America. Yes, there is a hero among our ranks. Hiding his face not so that he may protect himself, but so that he may protect us. So that he may ascend the form of man and become something else altogether, something different, something beautiful. An artist, an icon.

What I have to show you today are not meager playthings, no. This is high art. High art committed by no less than the minstrel of plastique himself, a being known only as Jin Saotome.

He does not this work for himself, for gratitude, or for wealth. He does this for the people. Sending all his works to the digital auction houses for no more than a penny and letting the masses decide their worth.

The true artist, one who struggles for the people and gives unto them his entire self. One without ego, a spectre of pure creative whimsy.

Today I offer unto you only a glimpse into the genius behind the man, a scant few physical specimens of mastery. But let it be known that the time of Giants has just begun, and the second age of Saotome has only now started to bloom.

The man.

The myth.

The legend.

#2 Posted by awesomeusername (4503 posts) -

People on Giantbomb care about this game/toys? WAHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!

#3 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

@awesomeusername:Do you not believe.

#4 Posted by awesomeusername (4503 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish: I do not. Me and you being the only posters also proves my... proof?

#5 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

@awesomeusername said:

@LordXavierBritish: I do not. Me and you being the only posters also proves my... proof?

Silence is golden, those with the strongest convictions need not speak to let themselves be known.

Belief is something ethereal, pure. Why sully such magnificent piety with the barbaric and unrefined squabbling of language.

#6 Posted by Solh0und (1945 posts) -

@awesomeusername: People care about Skylanders,duder.

#7 Posted by awesomeusername (4503 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish: I'm.... leaving now...

#8 Posted by buft (3409 posts) -

saw one today that was glow in the dark too, frightmare or something along those lines, in the UK its exclusive to Argos

#9 Posted by Hunkadunkasaurus (233 posts) -

@LordXavierBritish: Oh my gosh! This is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen! Thank you so much for posting this link!

#10 Edited by WarrenMSP (14 posts) -

That Gill Grunt is fantastic.

#11 Posted by Reisz (1602 posts) -

These are hand modded? Nice job, god damn crazy Japanese toy makers.

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