Angry-The short lived civilsation of The Straw Hats

Topic started by Fallen189 on Jan. 24, 2010. Last post by KnifeySpoony 1 month, 3 weeks ago.
Post by Fallen189 (2,153 posts) See mini bio 1752 ACH / 24254 P
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200 years had passed, and the world was thriving.
 
Out we set, into the barren world. We surveyed the area, and found the ideal place to recoup and revitalize our diminishing civilization. So, with our dreams at our feet, we packed the wagon, and headed East.
 
We left with- 

Will-Expert Miner
Ted-Expert Miner
Helen-Woodcutter Extraordinare
Bill-Farmer 
Shinji-Mason
Asuka-Brewer
And at the head of the pack, our stonecrafter, mayor, and all around hero-Rocku.
 


The location was good, and we surveyed it well. Our intelligence payed off. Verdant, lush forests. Bountiful and abundant crop locations, and placated wildlife. It was almost too perfect, but we were weary, and settled down.
 
After sometime, we had crafted the things we needed to survive. We had a working farm, brewery, furniture stores, bedrooms. Everything needed for a growing civilization. But, like all great races, this was our downfall.
 
The deeper we got, the more precious materials we found. After a successful expedition, we finally struck raw platinum. Finally, we could trade with outsiders, and progress!
 


Alas, we hit a hot spot. Being greedy, and desperate, we carried on, only to discover a magma pit, native to deadly fire imps. Sometimes, they can be passive, let people be. Not this day.
 
As Ted rushed in, he startled them, and brought upon the destruction of our entire race. A scream was heard down the corridors, as the smell of seared flesh rose through the cavern. Something was wrong, and we all rushed in to investigate. Smoke and ash covered the room. We were too late for him, and had already sealed our fate.
 
It wasn't a fight. Everyone fought valiantly, but with no martial training, weapons, or armor...it was a massacre. A civilization, gone in an instant. Walls couldn't go up fast enough, we weren't ready.
 
As our final valiant warrior perished, it was the end. The fortress was abandoned, and they were never heard from again.
 


Goodnight, sweet princes. You were the greatest Dwarfs any of us have ever known.
 
The moral of the story? Don't do what I did. Don't dig too deep, don't get too greedy. Or you're just fucked.
Post by Aas (162 posts) See mini bio 507 ACH / 9475 P
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Man, this game seems awesome, but extremely unintuitive.
Post by Fallen189 (2,153 posts) See mini bio 1752 ACH / 24254 P
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@Aas said:
" Man, this game seems awesome, but extremely unintuitive. "
I'll throw up a beginners guide sometime. It's ....hauntingly deep.
 
This might be a good starter point, however.
Post by Aas (162 posts) See mini bio 507 ACH / 9475 P
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And here I was thinking I was hot shit 'cause I play Colonization.
Post by Diamond (5,887 posts) See mini bio 3059 ACH / 56950 P
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The thing that bothered me when I was playing the game is very large & important events could occur and there was no way to know what happened.  Cave ins, dwarves dying, all sorts of important things.  The AI could also end up doing some really dumb stuff that caused catastrophe.
 
Any of those things fixed now?
Post by Asystole (1 posts) See mini bio 341 ACH / 5995 P
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C'mon Fallen, tell me where those fire imps are, I don't want to meet your fate!
Post by Fallen189 (2,153 posts) See mini bio 1752 ACH / 24254 P
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@Asystole said:
" C'mon Fallen, tell me where those fire imps are, I don't want to meet your fate! "
It's on 141. Good hunting.
 
@Diamond said:
" The thing that bothered me when I was playing the game is very large & important events could occur and there was no way to know what happened.  Cave ins, dwarves dying, all sorts of important things.  The AI could also end up doing some really dumb stuff that caused catastrophe.  Any of those things fixed now? "

In a way, yes. If a "Major event" happens, it pauses the game, and I'm sure there's a way to go to it. It's an alpha, however, so you need to take that into account I guess.
Post by eroticfishcake (4,427 posts) See mini bio
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I've played the first one. Oh how they perished. I think I must've spend a few hours (or at least it felt like a few hours) trying to establish a foundation for my fortress but alas the things can go horrible wrong in so many ways. I'll probably go back to it sometime.
Post by KnifeySpoony (609 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 10385 P
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I knew this would end in a greedy tragedy.
Post by Fallen189 (2,153 posts) See mini bio 1752 ACH / 24254 P
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@KnifeySpoony said:
" I knew this would end in a greedy tragedy. "
I bet if I went further, it'd be Balrog territory.
Post by KnifeySpoony (609 posts) See mini bio 780 ACH / 10385 P
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Oh you.
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