100+ Things You've Learned Playing Sleeping Dogs!

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#1 Edited by MB (11297 posts) -

Hello Giant Bomb community! We haven't done this in awhile, so some of our newer users may not remember the tradition, but here we go again!

Remember, please do not post any spoilers, and try to keep the numbering consecutive. Also, try to read through the thread and avoid posting duplicates, those will be deleted. I'll start:

1) All security cameras in Hong Kong can somehow be hacked by entering a simple four digit code.

Check out some of the previous Things You've Learned:

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#2 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9738 posts) -

2. All motorcycles come with helmets.

#3 Edited by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

3) Roast Duck gives you the power to regenerate.

#4 Edited by CaLe (3678 posts) -

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

#5 Posted by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

5. A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.

#6 Edited by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -
@CaLe said:

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

That made me laugh out loud.
 

6) You're a bad cop if you can't do parkour well.

#7 Posted by CaLe (3678 posts) -

7. All tires are packed with explosives.

#8 Posted by dcgc (878 posts) -

8. An undercover cop who doesn't have an assignment can break the law (almost).

#9 Edited by Mastercheesey (219 posts) -

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back :(

#10 Posted by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

#11 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

10. You can slow down time only by hopping over something half your height.

#12 Posted by Demoskinos (13851 posts) -

11. Wei Shen is a dangerous man.

#13 Edited by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

12. Every cab ride in Hong Kong costs $310, no matter how far you're going.

#14 Edited by CaLe (3678 posts) -

13. It's totally OK to drive over the pretty lady who starts a street race.

(CPU does it too)

#15 Edited by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

14. Guns are not common in Hong Kong.. Go gunfight those 30 guys

#16 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

15) In Hong Kong, Martial Arts Clubs gives you costumes from movies.

#17 Posted by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

#18 Posted by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

#19 Posted by MatPaget (1114 posts) -

17. Wei Shen being one of them scares Raymond.

#20 Edited by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

18. 'Wei Shen Motherfucker, obviously the distant cousin of 'Garcia Fucking Hotspur'

@iAmJohn: Since it was a English colony very few speak Mandarin.. google told me

#21 Posted by Mastercheesey (219 posts) -

@iAmJohn said:

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

Yeah they really didn't need any of the dates they didn't add anything to the game except some expensive voice actors.

#22 Posted by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

@Genkkaku Oh wait, I get what you're saying now. Cantonese is not the main language because English is. Right. I'm an idiot.

@Mastercheesey Pretty much, yeah.

#23 Edited by Skyfire543 (582 posts) -

19. Cops in Hong Kong don't read reports.

#24 Posted by eroticfishcake (7780 posts) -

20. MY COCK IS THE BEST!

#25 Edited by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

21. Text messages have predetermined content, and phone contacts disappear and reappear as needed.

#26 Edited by MasterRain (254 posts) -

22. Eyes are nothing, you can see and counter attacks from anywhere.

#27 Edited by glyn (382 posts) -

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

#28 Posted by Gilsham (292 posts) -

24. People with knives can't be thrown

#29 Posted by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

25. A broken leg is nothing.. Walk it off

#30 Edited by MisterDunlap (245 posts) -

26. Activating your FACE basically makes you a God!

#31 Posted by iAmJohn (6091 posts) -

@glyn said:

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

That's racist, dawg.

#32 Posted by McGhee (6091 posts) -

27. In Hong Kong, littering is not just allowed. It is encouraged.

#33 Edited by Kyelb22 (295 posts) -

28. If you jump out of/off a vehicle at high speeds, one bullet magically makes it explode.

#34 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

29. If your gang is being hunted down, you probably shouldn't "Go out for a walk or something". Stupid Jackie

#35 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2142 posts) -

30. Your ancestors called, they want to disown you.

#36 Posted by Coafi (1433 posts) -

31. Dead fish are excellent weapons.

#37 Edited by Ravenlight (8033 posts) -

32. You will accidentally enter the car from the left-hand side and drive on the right-hand side of the road. Every goddamn time.

Seriously. Every time for 40 hours.

#38 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

33. Police don't care how many lampposts you knock over

#39 Posted by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

34. If you run over a parking meter, the money is yours

#40 Edited by zyn (2591 posts) -

@iAmJohn said:

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

Actually, everyone in the game speaks cantonese. Some music in the game are in mandarin.

EDIT: My contribution:

35. Wearing certain clothes give you +5/10% Face points, Triad points, Police points, make you hot with the ladies, or give you a discount when purchasing vehicles.

#41 Posted by MB (11297 posts) -

@zyn: That's more of a tip...the whole point of these threads is to be ironic or point out funny things about the game.

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#42 Posted by Shirogane (3560 posts) -

36. Herbal Tea makes you resistant to damage.

#43 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (708 posts) -

37. Wei is a gullible motherfucker who falls for the "Oh dude, my vehicle is broken down, could you take a REALLY close look at it while a friend robs you?" schtick every god damned time.

#44 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

38. When a Triad rewards you with a new fancier crib to live in, they make sure to hook up your flat screen TV to the cameras you police-hack, and to police officers

#45 Posted by AmatureIdiot (981 posts) -

39.Some clothes found on the street are still to classy for you to wear.

#46 Posted by Legend (2597 posts) -

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

#47 Posted by RenMcKormack (1071 posts) -

41. The Police do not frown upon you putting someone in your trunk and dumping them in the ocean. You are docked points if you hit a parking meter.

#48 Edited by Sterling (1726 posts) -

41. When cops in Hong Kong make an arrest they always say: "We got them, we got them!"

#49 Posted by RenMcKormack (1071 posts) -

@Legend said:

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

42. Drug Dealers also talk with excessive hand movements, making them easy to spot from your flat screen TV.

#50 Posted by Canteu (2814 posts) -

43. All vents in Hong Kong have only two screws.

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