Pretty simple question, but so many good answers

Mine is either the Swordfish head kill, the Incinerator, or the fish tank.

Meat hook.

The car door slam is never not devilishly hilarious. But I also haven't yet seen the 'meat hook' and 'swordfish' executions yet! :o

@cannonballBAM said:

Meat hook.

I straight up paused the game after one of those just due to laughter

@cannonballBAM said:

Meat hook.

Gotta agree, it's fucking brutal

The giant fish wall in the karaoke club.

Electric eel tank is..........electrifying!!!!!

ice chipper

I'm partial to the chandelier one myself.

The ice chipper was cool but in the tutorial the simple gate smash thing was what sold me on the combat

The meat hook.

Either the table saw or the engine block. Both because of the Monty Python amounts of blood.

@Mastercheesey said:

The ice chipper was cool but in the tutorial the simple gate smash thing was what sold me on the combat

I still haven't witnessed the ice chipper yet, I have done everything else.

The gate slam on the stomach was fucking brutal too.

@cannonballBAM said:

@Mastercheesey said:

The ice chipper was cool but in the tutorial the simple gate smash thing was what sold me on the combat

I still haven't witnessed the ice chipper yet, I have done everything else.

The gate slam on the stomach was fucking brutal too.

if I'm correct, the ice chipper is the final kill in the game.

Anyway, mine is probably the good ol' glass/fluorescent floor in Club Bam Bam. Nothing better than darting down the stairs just to grab and slam the first guy on the floor, cracking all of the lights and then pummeling the shit out of it. I'm also a fan of the classic glass table headslam. Simple, convenient, awesome.

Also, I'm a hug fan of the sharp wood in the construction area towards the end. Picking up a dude and just slamming him on that. Damn.

@Napalm: I did not even know that was an option. Thanks duder.

@cannonballBAM said:

@Napalm: I did not even know that was an option. Thanks duder.

Which one? I rifled off like, four.

Just throwing dudes off a high railing.  Simple, yet effective and hilarious.

The swordfish kill made me laugh. I'm a terrible person.

The meathook, cause Cobra (at 4:25). Honorable mention goes to chandelier and furnace.

Lets hope Fox news never sees this thread...

Well, I kinda like tossing a dude in the trunk then driving him around the city until I'm bored. Then, I launch the car off a ramp into the ocean. Not explicitly an environmental kill, but I feel it falls in that realm of execution.

The meat hook and table saw stand out in my mind in terms of brutality, but I'd probably say my favorite was smashing guys through the aquariums (then picking up a fish, running downstairs, and using it to KO a guy).

Honorable mention to the chandelier.

@MarkWahlberg said:

Lets hope Fox news never sees this thread...

"the thread creator appears to have the avatar of a smiling penis"

The car door slam is probably my favourite due to how ridiculous it is.

Honourable mentions go to the table saw and meat hook due to how brutal they are though.

I love the Aquarium kills, especially the big one in Club Bam Bam. You just crack the fucking glass and watch it rain... Then you get a fish. I loved the burning kills too, and doorslamming and putting guys in the trunk never gets old.

Definitely the swordfish.

Throwing a guy into one of those tunnel vents on top of a roof. The way his legs wiggle is a nice attention to detail.

Tie between the fishtank, slamming a dude's head in a car door, or putting a dude in the trunk then driving the car into the ocean.

I think the phone booth one where you smash them with the phone is the best. Not the most brutal, but I think it makes it up in silliness.

You know, for all the gory-ass kills, I think my favorite is throwing some thug into a dumpster. "GARBAGE DAY!"

furnace

@Mr_Misery said:

Throwing a guy into one of those tunnel vents on top of a roof. The way his legs wiggle is a nice attention to detail.

"It's oddly satisfying"

Picking guys up and putting them on the meat hooks. I think there's only 2 missions on the game that let you do that, so it's one of the more unique ones.

MEAT HOOK!

There's just something really...hilarious about dragging someone to a phone booth and proceeding to BEAT his head in with the phone.

I liked the early game "stick a guy into the ventilation system" kill. The store shop gate kill was the one that would constantly make me go Ouch out loud.

The buzz saws, dropping an engine off a cherry picker, and other gruesome kills just felt a little too over the top.

Nothing more gruesome than throwing a guy head-first into an ice chipper, imo.

I really like the table saw.

Aquariums, because I love exploding aquariums, though I was always a little surprised that took someone out.