Sly cooper should have been a fox.

#1 Posted by JZ (2125 posts) -

Raccoons are not sly foxes are, bit raccoons have the built in robber's mask. Then they should have named him something else, like rocket raccoon.

#2 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1169 posts) -

This raccoon tricked me yesterday into thinking it was a cat. That was pretty sneaky.

#3 Posted by YoungFrey (1319 posts) -

I would play the shit out of a Rocket Raccoon game. But then I'd also play a raccoon simulator where all you do is wash food and eat it.

#4 Posted by Shookems (473 posts) -

I dunno dude, raccoons are crafty motherfuckers. They also don't give a shit and will rob you blind.

#5 Posted by JZ (2125 posts) -

@youngfrey like a dog's life.

#6 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1123 posts) -

Raccoons are notorious thieves.

Foxes don't steal shit.

#7 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5750 posts) -

but raccoons already have the whole thief mask thing going on.

#8 Posted by JZ (2125 posts) -

@facysoapman I said that already

#9 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5120 posts) -

Raccoons are mean, they should only be used in murder simulators.

#10 Posted by spankingaddict (2646 posts) -

Whatevs , just buy the dang game !

#11 Posted by DarthOrange (3498 posts) -
#12 Posted by Nottle (1912 posts) -

@DarthOrange said:

But then what would Carmelita Fox be?

A Wolf. or whatever Krystal is.

Was anyone else bothered by that Carmelita was twice Slys size in game?

Also that she didn't have pants for one of the cutscenes in Sly 2?

#13 Posted by thebipsnbeeps (538 posts) -

Have you even seen Over the Hedge?

#14 Posted by awesomeusername (4057 posts) -

@Nottle said:

Was anyone else bothered by that Carmelita was twice Slys size in game?

It's them foxxy bewbz.

#15 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3595 posts) -

Racoons snuck into my grandparents house through the chimney somehow. Bastards.

#16 Posted by cb1115 (95 posts) -

Naw.

#17 Posted by project343 (2807 posts) -

You, sir, are wrong.

Proof:

#18 Posted by NowSayPillow (183 posts) -

Have you ever gone camping? Raccoon's are sneaky mother !@#$ers. They'll steal anything that isn't nailed down. :|

#19 Posted by Brodehouse (9370 posts) -

Agreed, raccoons are way harder to yiff to.

I mean what the fuck?

#20 Posted by PHenry1991 (137 posts) -

@JZ: And now all I want is a Rocket Raccoon video game.

#21 Posted by Kerned (1168 posts) -

@Shookems said:

I dunno dude, raccoons are crafty motherfuckers. They also don't give a shit and will rob you blind.

This guy knows what's up.

#22 Posted by project343 (2807 posts) -

@Brodehouse: Raccoons are the sexiest animal on the planet. I have no idea what you're talking about. :P

#23 Posted by Brodehouse (9370 posts) -
@project343

@Brodehouse: Raccoons are the sexiest animal on the planet. I have no idea what you're talking about. :P

Dust 2: Raccoons In The House
#24 Posted by Benny (1937 posts) -

They born masked bandits, I see a raccoon on the street, I'm straight blastin' em!

#25 Posted by Mesoian (1570 posts) -

@JZ said:

Raccoons are not sly foxes are, bit raccoons have the built in robber's mask. Then they should have named him something else, like rocket raccoon.

Racoons are notorious thievish rodents in north america.

Foxes are notorious poaching canines in north america.

Hence, Sly and Carmelita.

#26 Posted by BisonHero (5674 posts) -

Would he retain his trademark grey fur?

....Gray Fox!?

#27 Posted by Lukeweizer (2509 posts) -

Raccoons looks like bandits. Done.

#28 Posted by TooWalrus (12977 posts) -

@BisonHero said:

Would he retain his trademark grey fur? ....Gray Fox!?

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