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    Whether it be cigarettes, cigars or pipes, tobacco or otherwise, everyone knows that smoking is bad for you - and that it makes you look undeniably cool.

    Thank You for Smoking. But please, keep it to yourself.

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    Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

     

      Smoke, the reason behind the coolness of smoking
      Smoke, the reason behind the coolness of smoking

    How i started using "Death Sticks".

    I was a smoker for some 5 years now, i started when i was 13. My parents were out, and one of them left a pack of cigarets and a lighter at home. It was as if though that pack was somehow magically alive, it spoke out to me:"Come on Dimitri, you know you want to." Being the impulsive dick that i am, i really couldn't resist, i of course knew of all the health hazards, and nonetheless decided to go for those "death sticks".

    What will happen when i get cancer, also, some stuff about anti-smoking adds.

     Sure, it will kill you, but you can do magic tricks until it does
     Sure, it will kill you, but you can do magic tricks until it does
    Now, when a doctor tells me that i have cancer (Note the when, not if, cause i sure as hell ain't quitting), I'll do what i do when i see an anti-smoking video, commercial or campaign. I'll light up a fag (It's okay, I'm British) blow the smoke in that doctors face and smile. Why? Because there are two kinds of people that piss me the fuck off more than any other kind.
    • Sell outs (And i don't mean in the music business, but sell outs in the sense that someone sold their strongest belief(s) and/or principle(s) for money, favors or simply to aid them in any way) 
    • Self-righteous dicks with a superiority complex who love nothing more than to lecture people
     That doctor may, or may not be a self-righteous dick, but you get the point. Go to anything anti-smoking related, and i guarantee you, you will find a comment by a person that belongs to the second group of my most hated kinds of people. It's those people that piss me off, perhaps even more than sell outs, but that's another discussion for another thread, it's also those people that fuel my motivation for smoking. Quite frankly, i smoke in my room, not in public, and i only damage my own lungs, if you do see me smoking in public, walk out of the 20 mile radius centered around me. And should you walk right next to me, and accidentally inhale one breath of smoke...guess what Jim, it won't kill you...second hand smoking is complete garbage. I've been a second hand smoker since i was born, but i only started when i was 13, and it was due to my own impulsiveness and... well i would have said stupidity, but that would mean admitting that I'm wrong, which, like any President of the United States or any Republican, I'll never do. 

    Tobacco companies, smokers around the world and self-destructive nature of mankind.

    Let me just translate to you what is written in Serbian, on my pack of fags (Thank you England, your brilliant urban dictionary allows me to use sentences like that).
    Anyway, back to the warning: "Smoking kills,tobacco smoke damages people in your surrounding. Smoking causes lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, vocal cords, or throat cancer." Dayum, what i get from that is that smoking cigars is like eating cancer. But guess what, the tobacco companies are mandated by law...LAW to print that on every pack. And we still have hundreds of millions of smokers. Let me just quote a website i just stumbled on.
    World Smoking Facts
     
    "Around 6 million people may die each year worldwide staring in in 2010 because of smoking and tobacco related disease, according to the World Health Organization – including over 438,000 Americans, 650,000 Europeans and 1.2 million people in China."

     
    "Tobacco use will kill 1 billion people worldwide in the 21st century if current smoking trends continue."

    "6.6 billion people are on this planet and 1.3 billion are smokers, the International Union against Tuberculosis and Lung Disease (The Union) and the World Lung Foundation (WLF) told the 38th Union World Conference on Lung Health."

    "66 percent of all smokers live in just 15 countries, according to The Union and the WLF."

    "1.8 billion young people aged of 10 to 24 smoke cigarettes, according to the World Health Organization.
    * More than 85 percent of these young smokers live in developing countries (WHO)."

    "One billion men and about 250 million women use tobacco every day around the world, according to a study presented at the 14th World Conference on Tobacco or Health."
     
    If this **** is true, and i don't really know i just found these cool quotes, but if it is, then i think that mankind, in general is stupid and/or self destructive. (Doesn't matter if you smoke or not, the potential is there) So there you have it people, the self destructive nature of mankind has brought about the end of the world, but war, war never...damn it, i got lost.

      What's worse? A smoker? Or a self-righteous person riding a moral high horse? I'll go with the second
      What's worse? A smoker? Or a self-righteous person riding a moral high horse? I'll go with the second

    Pros/Cons listPros of Smoking:

    • It makes you look cool
    • Humphrey Bogart was a smoker
    • According to the World Smoking Facts, without smoking, there will be +1 billion people in the worlds populace by the end of the 21st century so: Keeping the population down +1 for pros list
    • It's relaxing
    • A cigaret is great for after sex
    • Great for social occasions...not anymore, thank you anti-smoking adds 
    • Reduces stress
    Cons of Smoking:
    • Causes death (Not the only point i can put here, but do i really need to put more?)
    IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS, as in jokes, fucked up humor...you know, laughter haha. Fuck.

    Conclusion, kind of important.

     Like many occurrences in the life of an average human, i don't want stuff shoved down my throat. Whether your a Christian fundamentalist, atheist, pro-smoking, anti-smoking, feminist, republican, democrat (the list goes on and on) i really don't want to hear you talk about stuff. I don't want to know how you know God exists. I don't want to listen to your 2 hour ravings of how you know God doesn't exist, i don't care that smoking kills, it's every persons choice, and if they choose to smoke, they really don't have the right to bitch when they get throat,lung,lip or tongue cancer. Finally, if i am interested in any one topic, i can simply google it and come to my own conclusions or ask someone, God knows that today we get to much stuff forced on us...i bet that if someone tried to force their views in the Wild West they'd get a mouthful of led...i miss those days. 
    Anyway, to be more on topic, smoking will kill you, but you'll die sooner or later, the choice to smoke cigars is your own, and as long as you know the dangerous effects of smoking (which, by now any kid that knows how to speak/read knows) then its up to you to decide whether or not you want to smoke. It is stupid and self destructive and dangerous and it can cause death, I'm not saying smoking is good, but what I'm saying is it's your choice and no one should force you to do something you want/don't want to do. 
    I'll leave you, dear reader with a great movie, my favorite dark comedy in fact, watch it when you have the time.
      
      You know what, just watch the video, or the whole movie, it sums up perfectly what i so clumsily tried to say.

    I love you lazy people, TLDR.

    Smoking is bad, i do it mostly to spite self-righteous pricks, and because i like it. You should decide whether or not to smoke, in fact you should decide whether or not you want to do something (that's permitted by law, obviously), no one else should decide for you. People bitch about stuff too much, and this is my way of bitching about people who bitch. Blogs are awesome.
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    #1  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

     

      Smoke, the reason behind the coolness of smoking
      Smoke, the reason behind the coolness of smoking

    How i started using "Death Sticks".

    I was a smoker for some 5 years now, i started when i was 13. My parents were out, and one of them left a pack of cigarets and a lighter at home. It was as if though that pack was somehow magically alive, it spoke out to me:"Come on Dimitri, you know you want to." Being the impulsive dick that i am, i really couldn't resist, i of course knew of all the health hazards, and nonetheless decided to go for those "death sticks".

    What will happen when i get cancer, also, some stuff about anti-smoking adds.

     Sure, it will kill you, but you can do magic tricks until it does
     Sure, it will kill you, but you can do magic tricks until it does
    Now, when a doctor tells me that i have cancer (Note the when, not if, cause i sure as hell ain't quitting), I'll do what i do when i see an anti-smoking video, commercial or campaign. I'll light up a fag (It's okay, I'm British) blow the smoke in that doctors face and smile. Why? Because there are two kinds of people that piss me the fuck off more than any other kind.
    • Sell outs (And i don't mean in the music business, but sell outs in the sense that someone sold their strongest belief(s) and/or principle(s) for money, favors or simply to aid them in any way) 
    • Self-righteous dicks with a superiority complex who love nothing more than to lecture people
     That doctor may, or may not be a self-righteous dick, but you get the point. Go to anything anti-smoking related, and i guarantee you, you will find a comment by a person that belongs to the second group of my most hated kinds of people. It's those people that piss me off, perhaps even more than sell outs, but that's another discussion for another thread, it's also those people that fuel my motivation for smoking. Quite frankly, i smoke in my room, not in public, and i only damage my own lungs, if you do see me smoking in public, walk out of the 20 mile radius centered around me. And should you walk right next to me, and accidentally inhale one breath of smoke...guess what Jim, it won't kill you...second hand smoking is complete garbage. I've been a second hand smoker since i was born, but i only started when i was 13, and it was due to my own impulsiveness and... well i would have said stupidity, but that would mean admitting that I'm wrong, which, like any President of the United States or any Republican, I'll never do. 

    Tobacco companies, smokers around the world and self-destructive nature of mankind.

    Let me just translate to you what is written in Serbian, on my pack of fags (Thank you England, your brilliant urban dictionary allows me to use sentences like that).
    Anyway, back to the warning: "Smoking kills,tobacco smoke damages people in your surrounding. Smoking causes lung cancer, lip cancer, tongue cancer, vocal cords, or throat cancer." Dayum, what i get from that is that smoking cigars is like eating cancer. But guess what, the tobacco companies are mandated by law...LAW to print that on every pack. And we still have hundreds of millions of smokers. Let me just quote a website i just stumbled on.
    World Smoking Facts
     
    "Around 6 million people may die each year worldwide staring in in 2010 because of smoking and tobacco related disease, according to the World Health Organization – including over 438,000 Americans, 650,000 Europeans and 1.2 million people in China."

     
    "Tobacco use will kill 1 billion people worldwide in the 21st century if current smoking trends continue."

    "6.6 billion people are on this planet and 1.3 billion are smokers, the International Union against Tuberculosis and Lung Disease (The Union) and the World Lung Foundation (WLF) told the 38th Union World Conference on Lung Health."

    "66 percent of all smokers live in just 15 countries, according to The Union and the WLF."

    "1.8 billion young people aged of 10 to 24 smoke cigarettes, according to the World Health Organization.
    * More than 85 percent of these young smokers live in developing countries (WHO)."

    "One billion men and about 250 million women use tobacco every day around the world, according to a study presented at the 14th World Conference on Tobacco or Health."
     
    If this **** is true, and i don't really know i just found these cool quotes, but if it is, then i think that mankind, in general is stupid and/or self destructive. (Doesn't matter if you smoke or not, the potential is there) So there you have it people, the self destructive nature of mankind has brought about the end of the world, but war, war never...damn it, i got lost.

      What's worse? A smoker? Or a self-righteous person riding a moral high horse? I'll go with the second
      What's worse? A smoker? Or a self-righteous person riding a moral high horse? I'll go with the second

    Pros/Cons listPros of Smoking:

    • It makes you look cool
    • Humphrey Bogart was a smoker
    • According to the World Smoking Facts, without smoking, there will be +1 billion people in the worlds populace by the end of the 21st century so: Keeping the population down +1 for pros list
    • It's relaxing
    • A cigaret is great for after sex
    • Great for social occasions...not anymore, thank you anti-smoking adds 
    • Reduces stress
    Cons of Smoking:
    • Causes death (Not the only point i can put here, but do i really need to put more?)
    IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS, as in jokes, fucked up humor...you know, laughter haha. Fuck.

    Conclusion, kind of important.

     Like many occurrences in the life of an average human, i don't want stuff shoved down my throat. Whether your a Christian fundamentalist, atheist, pro-smoking, anti-smoking, feminist, republican, democrat (the list goes on and on) i really don't want to hear you talk about stuff. I don't want to know how you know God exists. I don't want to listen to your 2 hour ravings of how you know God doesn't exist, i don't care that smoking kills, it's every persons choice, and if they choose to smoke, they really don't have the right to bitch when they get throat,lung,lip or tongue cancer. Finally, if i am interested in any one topic, i can simply google it and come to my own conclusions or ask someone, God knows that today we get to much stuff forced on us...i bet that if someone tried to force their views in the Wild West they'd get a mouthful of led...i miss those days. 
    Anyway, to be more on topic, smoking will kill you, but you'll die sooner or later, the choice to smoke cigars is your own, and as long as you know the dangerous effects of smoking (which, by now any kid that knows how to speak/read knows) then its up to you to decide whether or not you want to smoke. It is stupid and self destructive and dangerous and it can cause death, I'm not saying smoking is good, but what I'm saying is it's your choice and no one should force you to do something you want/don't want to do. 
    I'll leave you, dear reader with a great movie, my favorite dark comedy in fact, watch it when you have the time.
      
      You know what, just watch the video, or the whole movie, it sums up perfectly what i so clumsily tried to say.

    I love you lazy people, TLDR.

    Smoking is bad, i do it mostly to spite self-righteous pricks, and because i like it. You should decide whether or not to smoke, in fact you should decide whether or not you want to do something (that's permitted by law, obviously), no one else should decide for you. People bitch about stuff too much, and this is my way of bitching about people who bitch. Blogs are awesome.
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    #2  Edited By Dingofighter

    Wars are great because they keep the population down! 
    Also, smoking doesn't really make you look cooler... 
     
    I actually don't really have a problem with people smoking most of the time, but the fact is that smoking can affect people around you, so the argument of "do whatever you want since it's your own health" doesn't really hold up. 
    I also want to say that a smoking self-righteous person riding a high moral horse would be the worst, but I'm not saying that you are one of those...

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    #3  Edited By Twisted_Scot

    I was a smoker for about 14 years and gave up 4 years ago. I don't do the whole "people who smoke are disgusting" blah blah blah stuff as I agree people have the right to make their own decisions especially when it effects their own well-being.  i have to admit that I do agree that no smoking in public places is definitely a good thing ( It never bothered me when I smoked). The hardest part of staying a non-smoker for me is when walking behind someone who is smoking on the street as it just makes me want to smoke one, Im not one of those people who dont miss it. I miss smoking (not every day but every few days) and I know I couldn't just have one. At least alchoholics if they dont want to be tempted can just stay out of a bar or liquor store:)

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    #4  Edited By Heltom92

    Hmm some of your points are kind of stupid. You smoke cause you think it makes you look cool (it doesn't) and to spite this group of people that you dislike. I agree that some people are self righteous about it that fact is smoking is bad in many many ways and I see no real reason to start smoking in this day and age. Although I suppose it all depends on your upbringing and stuff.

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    #5  Edited By Aus_azn

    I don't complain to people who smoke, but anti-smoking has always been something with me. Mainly because I'm allergic to the shit. If I stay in a hotel room where someone has smoked or ride in a car as such, I'll come out as if I've had a cold for two days.

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    #6  Edited By cornbredx

    I agree whole heartedly

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    #7  Edited By Tennmuerti

    You can smoke all you want mate.

    A long as I'm not breathing it.

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    #8  Edited By probablytuna

    My dad and two brothers smoke and I've had to put up with the second hand smoke for far too long. I think some of your points in justifying the pros of smoking are a bit poor. The only valid one would be that it is your choice whether or not to smoke but I mean things like reducing stress? There are other ways to do that.

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    #9  Edited By BrainSpecialist

    I sometimes smoke, but you come across as an aggressive fuckwad who appears to think that anyone who disagrees with them deserves death. 
    @TheDudeOfGaming
    said: 

    i bet that if someone tried to force their views in the Wild West they'd get a mouthful of led...i miss those days.  
    What the hell is wrong with you?
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    #10  Edited By Brendan

    This is the reason pro smoking arguments are so dumb. I don't care if you smoke, but the modern mental state of smokers like you is laughably stupid. "I know it's slowly killing me, but I look cool so don't lecture me! You think you're better then me!?!" There's no logical argument left to be had so you just make everybody else out to be dicks who are scum, thereby plugging your ears and singing really loudly. At least drug users get something out of their habit. You literally get nothing. There is no logic and you know it, so you just get mad and tell everyone else that they're assholes, including doctors who are just trying to keep you healthy. I'm sure you're really proud of yourself though, especially when you read comments like mine, so I'm glad that keeps you happy.

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    #11  Edited By AlexanderSheen
    @TheDudeOfGaming:
    "Like many occurrences in the life of an average human, i don't want stuff shoved down my throat. Whether your a Christian fundamentalist, atheist, pro-smoking, anti-smoking, feminist, republican, democrat (the list goes on and on) i really don't want to hear you talk about stuff. I don't want to know how you know God exists. I don't want to listen to your 2 hour ravings of how you know God doesn't exist, i don't care that smoking kills, it's every persons choice, and if they choose to smoke, they really don't have the right to bitch when they get throat,lung,lip or tongue cancer. Finally, if i am interested in any one topic, i can simply google it and come to my own conclusions or ask someone, God knows that today we get to much stuff forced on us...i bet that if someone tried to force their views in the Wild West they'd get a mouthful of led...i miss those days. "
     
    That said, fuck You and this Thread. Also, You smoke because some people told You not to? Man, you're dumb as Ryan Davis.
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    #12  Edited By laserbolts

    It's up to you if you smoke or not but smoking is fucking stupid. There are no real pros. It doesn't make you look cool and there are other ways to reduce stress. Try explaining to someone that has lost a loved one to smoking that it helps to keep the population down. None of your pros are actual real pros to it.

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    #13  Edited By CL60

    I love smokers who like to justify something pointless that kills you and others around you slowly by trying to make anti-smokers out to be the bad people that deserve death.

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    #14  Edited By mfpantst

    aight

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    #15  Edited By onarum

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    Yes thanks for that, that entire post just says without a doubt that smokers are stupid as all hell, and selfish because they don't give a rat's ass for the people around them who have to breathe that crap
     
    Also the fact that tobacco companies are required by law to put an warning on each box on what that crap does to you is the best thing that ever happened to them, because even with that stupid smokers still buy them, so whenever they get breathing problems, cancer, skin problems or whatever gess what, no lawsuit possibilities whatsoever.

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    #16  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @CL60: Oh and when did i say anything about someone deserving death? I'm not trying to make smoking seem like a good thing, i continually said it's a bad thing, i just find anti-smoking adds to be way over the top and not as necessary. In a world where millions live under the poverty line, where wars erupt every year, where alcoholism and drug addiction ruins maybe just as many lives, if not even more than smoking, smoking is the thing that creates just as much...infamy i guess. There are many worse things than smoking. And i justified nothing.
    @laserbolts
    The pros/cons list wasn't supposed to be serious, it was more aimed to be dark humor...let me just edit it. 
    @AlexanderSheen
    That is a very serious insult sir!
    @Brendan
    Nah, but you are being kind of an asshole now.
    @onarum said:
     @TheDudeOfGaming: Yes thanks for that, that entire post just says without a doubt that smokers are stupid as all hell, and selfish because they don't give a rat's ass for the people around them who have to breathe that crap.
    I'd argue that this post just makes me look stupid as hell, and selfish because i don't give a rat's ass for the people around them who have to breathe that crap. But like i said, i don't smoke in public places.
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    #17  Edited By JTB123

    Speaking as someone who quit smoking... cool story bro!

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    #18  Edited By Vexxan

    Smoking's bad, if you think it's "cool", you need to get help.

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    #19  Edited By benjaebe
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    In a world where millions live under the poverty line, where wars erupt every year, where alcoholism and drug addiction ruins maybe just as many lives, if not even more than smoking, smoking is the thing that creates just as much...infamy i guess.
    But smoking is a drug addiction. Big Tobacco has essentially made you their bitch.
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    #20  Edited By Brendan

    @TheDudeOfGaming: Because I called your argument laughably stupid. The thing is, you know that it's laughably stupid, because you're a modern smoker. That is the entire reason this thread exists. Because modern smokers have no arguments left, and must resort to complaining about others who point that out. Me being an "asshole" is your only defense that doesn't make you feel like you're in the wrong. Smoke away and enjoy yourself. You die fast enough that you put less strain on the health care system than obese people, who are costing countries a shit ton of money. Without any irony I hope that you enjoy yourself.

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    #21  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @benjaebe said:
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    In a world where millions live under the poverty line, where wars erupt every year, where alcoholism and drug addiction ruins maybe just as many lives, if not even more than smoking, smoking is the thing that creates just as much...infamy i guess.
    But smoking is a drug addiction. Big Tobacco has essentially made you their bitch.
    Oh really? Very well, I'll stop smoking and prove to you that The Dude is no ones bitch!
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    #22  Edited By cornbredx

    Ya, these discussions generally devolve into this. Non smokers tend to be advocates.

    Good luck OP- majority of your readers will be yelling at you because you spoke your mind. How dare you?

    While I don't agree with some stuff (smoking doesn't make you look cool... what is this, the 70s? haha) I smoke and hate being the victim of prejudice for it. People make the bold claim I'm killing them with second hand smoke. Fair enough, I smoke away from you- then you want to be where the smoking section is so you move it until its no longer there. I guess free choice no longer applies when people need a crusade.

    People just need a reason to hate, and hating smokers is easy because they have loose claims to fall on that it's somehow affecting them (even though they get worse from regular food and pollution everyday- but keep kidding yourself because smokers get talked about more often haha).

    Smoking kills the smoker, yes. That's my choice- telling someone their stupid for making a choice like that is hate fueled and nothing more.

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    #23  Edited By BrainSpecialist
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:

    I'd argue that this post just makes me look stupid as hell
    Yeah.
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    #24  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @CornBREDX: Well at least someone gets it....damn internet communication, it can fail on so many levels if your not careful.
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    #25  Edited By kermoosh

    this is really funny because i just watched this movie last night

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    I never smoked, never will.
    My ex smoked, and he was the last boyfriend for me that ever will smoke.
     
    I don't care if you murder yourself with it, but hot damn it ruins your breath, not pleasant kissing lemme tell ya.

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    #27  Edited By Akrid
    @CornBREDX said: 

    Smoking kills the smoker, yes. That's my choice- telling someone their stupid for making a choice like that is hate fueled and nothing more.

    Yes, I definitely hate smokers. No, that doesn't mean I automatically hate people who smoke, I just hate that aspect in a person. 
     
     And it really mainly bugs me because of their wanton disregard for their own life for something entirely cosmetic. Ingesting a deadly substance that will grant you a slow and painful death for literally no gain is completely idiotic, and I don't see any reason why I shouldn't look down on someone for that. The fact that it may actually effect me negatively just adds insult to injury.   
     
    I suppose it's not fair for me to actually tell someone they're stupid for smoking, and I never have. But if I ever did, yes, you are correct in saying that it is fueled by hate.
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    #28  Edited By Cretaceous_Bob

    I can't read past the fact that you will capitalize the beginnings of sentences but won't capitalize the pronoun "I". Every time I hit an "i" my brain goes, "wwwuuuuuuttttttt".

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    #29  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

     
    @Akrid said:

    @CornBREDX said: 

    Smoking kills the smoker, yes. That's my choice- telling someone their stupid for making a choice like that is hate fueled and nothing more.

    Yes, I definitely hate smokers. No, that doesn't mean I automatically hate people who smoke, I just hate that aspect in a person. 
     
     And it really mainly bugs me because of their wanton disregard for their own life for something entirely cosmetic. Ingesting a deadly substance that will grant you a slow and painful death for literally no gain is completely idiotic, and I don't see any reason why I shouldn't look down on someone for that. The fact that it may actually effect me negatively just adds insult to injury.    I suppose it's not fair for me to actually tell someone they're stupid for smoking, and I never have. But if I ever did, yes, you are correct in saying that it is fueled by hate.

    Why don't you look down on soldiers? They sign up for duty, they know that there is a good chance that they will die, and they'll die for the interest not of the country, but of the government. Why not look down on all the people who visit McDonalds? They clog their arteries with those burgers. But you know what? You shouldn't look down on anyone. You know all about the dangers of smoking, too bad you don't know anything about humility.
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    #30  Edited By Agent47
    @TheDudeOfGaming: Is it really good after sex?I never got that like how does it make you feel when you smoke after sex?
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    #31  Edited By CL60
    @Agent47 said:
    @TheDudeOfGaming: Is it really good after sex?I never got that like how does it make you feel when you smoke after sex?
    It will only make a difference if you're already addicted to the nicotine in the first place.
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    #32  Edited By xMP44x
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    Why don't you look down on soldiers? They sign up for duty, they know that there is a good chance that they will die, and they'll die for the interest not of the country, but of the government. Why not look down on all the people who visit McDonalds? They clog their arteries with those burgers. But you know what? You shouldn't look down on anyone. You know all about the dangers of smoking, too bad you don't know anything about humility.
    Because in this day and age, soldiers are a national necessity. It would be great if they weren't needed, no doubt, but they are and that's that. Cigarettes are only needed by those that have already developed an addiction to them. People who visit McDonalds don't do it ten or twenty times a day so they're not having the same harming effect to their bodies. Oh, and he explained he does not look down on the person, rather the trait.
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    #33  Edited By NickBOTT
    @TheDudeOfGaming:  Interesting blog.  I tried smoking, liked it for a little bit then just completely stopped.  I think I was more of a social smoker.  One thing I really related to in your blog was your hatred for self righteous people.  I've never met a normal vegetarian and they always give that bullshit "oh well I could never eat an animal I have such high morals blah blah blah."  If you don't eat meat fine just shut the fuck up about it and don't' tell me that it makes you a better person bc it doesn't.   
     
    Your blog also got me to think of those anti-smoking commercials where there's like a woman whose fingers were amputated or some old dude whose trying so hard to breathe or that guy who can't go swimming anymore bc of the hole in his throat, etc.  Every time I see one of those I can't help but not feel sorry for these people bc in the end they put the cigarette in their mouths so who's fault is it really?  If the cigarette companies kicked peoples doors down and forced them to smoke at gun point then yeah I'd feel bad, but these people knew the consequences so deal with it.  Overall nice blog man.
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    #34  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @xMP44x said:
    @TheDudeOfGaming said:
    Why don't you look down on soldiers? They sign up for duty, they know that there is a good chance that they will die, and they'll die for the interest not of the country, but of the government. Why not look down on all the people who visit McDonalds? They clog their arteries with those burgers. But you know what? You shouldn't look down on anyone. You know all about the dangers of smoking, too bad you don't know anything about humility.
    Because in this day and age, soldiers are a national necessity. It would be great if they weren't needed, no doubt, but they are and that's that. Cigarettes are only needed by those that have already developed an addiction to them. People who visit McDonalds don't do it ten or twenty times a day so they're not having the same harming effect to their bodies. Oh, and he explained he does not look down on the person, rather the trait.
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    #35  Edited By TheFreeMan

    I'll never understand why someone would want to spend the last six months of their life vomiting blood and being too weak to go out for a walk, but it's their choice and goddamn it I apparently must respect their personal freedom. I have a sort of begrudging respect for smokers, because sometimes it must be hard to smoke in public with all the (rather justified, personally) anti-smoking sentiment around, but then most of the smokers I see are as arrogant as possible about their disgusting habit and just smoke wherever the fuck they want around anybody without any respect for their personal space so it can be confusing. The line between "it's my freedom and personal choice to do this" and "I'm an asshole" can be pretty thin.
     
    So as long as their respectful about where they smoke, everything's fine. If you're in a lineup with thirty other people, don't be a dick and light up. Second-hand smoke ain't cool - you get all of the negatives (increased possibility of ugly death, rank as all hell odor) but none of the positives (looking dynamic, Humprey Bogart association).

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    #36  Edited By time allen

    i FUCKING HATE SMOKERS 
    brb going to mcD's

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    #37  Edited By penguindust

    Pros:  It gives you something to do with your hands while socializing.  
     
    I used to smoke.  Now I don't.  It's bad and if you haven't started, you shouldn't.  But, if you're a grown-up and you want to do it anyway, then that's your choice.  A stupid choice but I was stupid too for many years. 

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    #38  Edited By MikkaQ

    I don't smoke put people who complain about people who are smoking piss off. Go somewhere else if the smoke bothers you, you don't own the air.

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    #39  Edited By soldierg654342

    I would offer some counterpoints to the OP, but I'm drinking a Coke right now so I hardly have a leg to stand on. 

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    #40  Edited By Klaimore

    Well if it kills you bummer, everyone knows the consequences of smoking, and like most things in life everything in excessive amounts is not good for you. But hey you know what they say "Smoke 'em if you got em" unless Ryan is around.

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    #41  Edited By CL60
    @XII_Sniper said:

    I don't smoke put people who complain about people who are smoking piss off. Go somewhere else if the smoke bothers you, you don't own the air.

    Pretty sure the people smoking should go somewhere else... >.>
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    #42  Edited By themangalist

    To a certain extent, i agree with you. Anti-smokers or any of your aforementioned "self-righteous lecturing dicks" kinda piss me off sometimes. And I don't smoke.
     
    However, i do ask people i care about to quit because, well I care about them. I won't spend my time lecturing you because I don't fucking care about some internet person. I don't fucking care if you smoke and die and have an attitude about it. But if you smoke in front of me i will raise a brow. I'm glad you do keep it to yourself.

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    #43  Edited By SoylentGreen

    I'm an asthmatic (my mother lived in a house with two heavy smokers while she was pregnant, and smoked heavily before pregnancy), so I'm probably biased towards smoking in some way. That being said, I don't really care what you do to your lungs, as long as it doesn't affect me. Second-hand smoke is a bigger thing than you make it out to be; I might not get cancer from breathing it, but I sure as hell will have a serious asthma attack. I was at a party the other night where two people were smoking at the opposite end of a table from me, and even that made me start to wheeze. It's like having your throat close up, it's a terrible feeling.

    I really don't want to be on a high horse or anything, but I don't want to breathe that shit. If you just smoke in your room, and nowhere else, that's great. You're in a (perceived) minority of smokers, though. There's all kinds of people out there that just don't give a damn.

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    #44  Edited By themangalist
    @SoylentGreen said:

    I'm an asthmatic (my mother lived in a house with two heavy smokers while she was pregnant, and smoked heavily before pregnancy), so I'm probably biased towards smoking in some way. That being said, I don't really care what you do to your lungs, as long as it doesn't affect me. Second-hand smoke is a bigger thing than you make it out to be; I might not get cancer from breathing it, but I sure as hell will have a serious asthma attack. I was at a party the other night where two people were smoking at the opposite end of a table from me, and even that made me start to wheeze. It's like having your throat close up, it's a terrible feeling.

    I really don't want to be on a high horse or anything, but I don't want to breathe that shit. If you just smoke in your room, and nowhere else, that's great. You're in a (perceived) minority of smokers, though. There's all kinds of people out there that just don't give a damn.

    This man needs to be heard.
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    #45  Edited By xMP44x
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    So that image proves... what, exactly? That some people do go to McDonalds too regularly? That much is already clear. Of the people who go to McDonalds regularly, how many of them are addicted? It's impossible to say but it's obviously not all of them; many people go to it because the food is affordable and tastes fairly decent, rather than to feed an addiction. Of the people who smoke regularly how many of them are addicted? All of them. It's what keeps them smoking regularly, for it's not reasonably priced and it does nothing positive for you really.
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    #46  Edited By toowalrus

    I'm all for smokers rights, the fact that bar owners can't decide whether they allow smoking or not is bullshit- You're right that a little second-hand smoke won't hurt you, but chain-smoking in a tiny car with the windows rolled up with your two-year-old in the back seat every day can do some serious damage- it's not completely harmless.

    Also, I'm the only non-smoker at work, and it sometimes pisses me off that the lazy fucks can't go an hour without sucking a fag before they get pissy, and have to go stand around outside by themselves in the cold for 10 minutes every hour leaving me to cover their work. Is it legal to hire non-smokers exclusivity? Because business would be ~15% more productive...

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    #47  Edited By anywhereilay

    I have never seen 'sell-out' used in that context, also, it's a really shitty word. In the context of what you're saying, I think 'sycophant' would be much more apt. 
     
    You kinda come accross as an asshole to me here. 
     
    "Now, when a doctor tells me that i have cancer I'll light up a fag (It's okay, I'm British) blow the smoke in that doctors face and smile."  First off, it's a Doctor's obligation to advise against smoking, especially if it's releated to any health problems you may have (such as if you were to get cancer) so I don't know why you'd respond in such a cunting manner. Doing their job isn't really what I'd consider ' self-righteous '.   Perhaps you thought that sounded really cool reading it back, the 'don't give a fuck' bad boy approach, but it really just screamed obnoxious asshole.  Secondly, smoking doesn't mean you WILL get cancer, it just increases your chances significantly. You could smoke 40 a day for 80 years and still never get cancer.
     
    "it's also those people that fuel my motivation for smoking" So one of the reasons you smoke is out of spite towards a certain group of people? Ridiculous. 
     
    " i don't want stuff shoved down my throat." Obvious penis joke aside, that's not dissimilar to what you're doing with this very thread, the whole ' I'm a smoker and I can smoke if I want and anybody that doesn't like that is an asshole! '
     
     Before you say I'm one of those ' holier than thou ' type of people, I have at stages in my life smoked, done various drugs and all that crap and I don't feel the need to announce it. You pretty much put this across as a response to these "Self-righteous dicks with a superiority complex who love nothing more than to lecture people" you referred to but I have seldom encountered any. (I live in the U.K too, Northern Ireland to be precise) The majority of my friends smoke and none of my other friends care at all about second hand smoke etc(except when they're eating and the smoke is going over them, that's fair enugh I guess). When I was younger there was all that ' Don't ever start smoking' and all that usual stuff but when I got older (I'm sure this is the case with most people) it stopped coming up. You either smoke or you don't really, you're old enough to make your own choices. It has been about 6 years since I've heard anything even resembling a lecture on the dangers of smoking. (I'm 20)  Out of curiousity, what age are you?

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    #48  Edited By AlexanderSheen
    @Akrid said:
    @CornBREDX said: 

    Smoking kills the smoker, yes. That's my choice- telling someone their stupid for making a choice like that is hate fueled and nothing more.

    Yes, I definitely hate smokers. No, that doesn't mean I automatically hate people who smoke, I just hate that aspect in a person. 
     
     And it really mainly bugs me because of their wanton disregard for their own life for something entirely cosmetic. Ingesting a deadly substance that will grant you a slow and painful death for literally no gain is completely idiotic, and I don't see any reason why I shouldn't look down on someone for that. The fact that it may actually effect me negatively just adds insult to injury.    I suppose it's not fair for me to actually tell someone they're stupid for smoking, and I never have. But if I ever did, yes, you are correct in saying that it is fueled by hate.
    People not smoke because it's entirely cosmetic or because it's kill them. People smoke because it feels good. You can't tell, cause You never tried it (I suppose). I can't argue about second hand smoking, but if I smoke in a remote place where noone's around, then I have all the right to enjoy my cigarette.
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    #49  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @xMP44x: It proves nothing, it shows the effects that someone may experience if they eat regularly at McDonalds for a long period. It can be just as bad, if not worse than smoking, and of course, some people have spoken out against the unhealthy food at McDonalds, there might even be some anti-McDonalds campaigns out there,  but certainly it's not as a widespread sentiment as anti-smoking campaigns. When i smoke, i usually do it in my room or with a group of people who are already smoking, which translates into a lot of people i know. The point is this, smoking is illegal if you're under aged, McDonalds is not. I've said time and time again, much bigger problems in the world than some people inhaling smoke, even second hand smoke isn't that dangerous. Say a person smokes out side, and another person accidentally inhales one breath of smoke, that's only one inhale. I've smoked for over five years with little to no ill effects, even though my stamina isn't what it used to be. Before a person actually gets cancer from smoking, it takes years and years of it. What's one inhale? But i digress, public smoking is wrong and i am glad that it's somewhat illegal, if you're smoking you shouldn't do it outside and especially around people who don't smoke.
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    Hmm, what i meant to say was, that when i run into self-righteous people i get the urge to light one up, so spite may have been the wrong word to use there. The doctor bit there was to illustrate that, if i get cancer i won't blame the doctor, the tobacco company, my parents or anyone else but myself. I decided to smoke, and when the doctor says i have cancer it will be no other persons fault than mine. Looking back at this, i needed to expand on a few keypoints, and some of the stuff i wrote didn't really bring out my point. I should have just said watch Thank You for Smoking and leave it at that...which i did. Weird.
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    #50  Edited By hockeymask27

    Yes because nothing is cooler than having to standout side in the winter and cough you lungs out.

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