my solution for sonic the hedge hog...

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#1 Posted by ArnoldThepillow (23 posts) -

ok get this i made a story as a solution.(it was the easyest way to explain) 
 
sonic,silver,shadow,and tails were all fightin Dr. Robotnik and his newest enemy Project SONIC. He was faster than sonic and stronger than sonic he easly took out silver and shadow with his bombs. sonic new he was screwed. transforming in to super sonic SONIC was unsuprised. SONIC drew power from supersonic and transformed in to super SONIC, little did he know a new hedgehog Brick was on his way Brick was as fast a super sonic and just as strong as super sonic. he was an older hedgehog who had saved earth before sonic came. Brick could also transform in to a super but he needed all of the emralds master emrald to. when he had shown up sonic and SONIC were already fighting. then SONIC un leashed a atack that knocked out sonic seeing this happen Brick was tires of seeing people be taken by robotnic his friends and family were all gone because of him. the awaken hedge hogs saw this transfromation happening and silver and shadow requested sonic not sacrifice hemself but shadow and silver did. with the new power gained from shadow and silver alowed him to transform. super Brick was as strong as hypersonic and just as fast. SONIC was over confodent and brick took him out without trying. he flew over to robotnik and destroyed his flying thing he rides in. then he un transformed Brick: hmph he wont bother us again. Sonic: WHAO. look what u did. Brick: it was normal altho the first time ever with the transforming and all. so u wanna join up with me? Sonic: ok. sonic took brick back to knuckles on angel island. Sonic:so u think u can do it? Knuckles:yeah. ok here it gos master emrald please restore Bricks youth!!!! the emrald glowed and the they loloked at brick and he was 17. 
 
 
so that is my solution. 
 
Brick chrachter description: he is like sonic only black and his shoes are black and white. 
super brick in a silver color
#2 Posted by GunstarRed (4997 posts) -

exactly!
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#3 Edited by FluxWaveZ (19305 posts) -

1st step: learn how to spell "hedgehog" correctly.

#4 Posted by Soap (3560 posts) -

..... sigh. Sometimes the internet seems to go to such a waste.

#5 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -
@Soap said:
" ..... sigh. Sometimes the internet seems to go to such a waste. "
no no no....That post transcended badness to become brilliant.
#6 Posted by Stang (4726 posts) -

It is his first post, give the guy a break! At least he isn't trying to sell us Viagra or pimp his Costa Rican prostitutes.

#7 Edited by Soap (3560 posts) -
@ninjakiller said:

" @Soap said:

" ..... sigh. Sometimes the internet seems to go to such a waste. "

no no no....That post transcended badness to become brilliant. "
Maybe, but I didn't read it all, infact I for some reason started near the bottom and read this bit first... @ArnoldThepillow said:

"  Brick chrachter description"

I can only assume that means... Brief character description? So much fail in one sentence lol.
 
 @Stang said:

" It is his first post, give the guy a break! At least he isn't trying to sell us Viagra or pimp his Costa Rican prostitutes. "

  I think I'd actually prefer that lol.
#8 Posted by GunstarRed (4997 posts) -

@Stang:
im pretty certain thats  what his plan for sonic is

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#9 Posted by sixghost (1679 posts) -

Jeff's solution is still the best. Take the hedgehog out back and shoot him.

#10 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -
@Soap said:
" @ninjakiller said:

" @Soap said:

" ..... sigh. Sometimes the internet seems to go to such a waste. "

no no no....That post transcended badness to become brilliant. "
Maybe, but I didn't read it all, infact I for some reason started near the bottom and read this bit first... @ArnoldThepillow said:

"  Brick chrachter description"

I can only assume that means... Brief character description? So much fail in one sentence lol.
 
 @Stang said:

" It is his first post, give the guy a break! At least he isn't trying to sell us Viagra or pimp his Costa Rican prostitutes. "

  I think I'd actually prefer that lol. "
Let me clarify...That post was so bad that it's actually good.
#11 Posted by SecretTheHedgehog (5 posts) -

I love sonic ^_^

#12 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11419 posts) -

Why is it that every single topic by a new user is an impenetrable wall of text containing nothing but stupidity?
 
@SecretTheHedgehog said:

" I love sonic ^_^ "

Then you won't last long here.
#13 Posted by ArnoldThepillow (23 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ:
srry i was in a hurry
#14 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -

Don't write posts in a hurry; it's just a bad idea. Take the time to make sure it's good.

#15 Posted by CaptainObvious (2992 posts) -
@ArbitraryWater said:
" Why is it that every single topic by a new user is an impenetrable wall of text containing nothing but stupidity?
 
@SecretTheHedgehog said:
" I love sonic ^_^ "
Then you won't last long here. "
Excatly. 
 
Everybody hates.....THAT HEDGEHOG!
#16 Posted by ArnoldThepillow (23 posts) -
@LordAndrew:
i wrote it in a hurry b/c i had like 14 min. to write it. and i knew that not every 1 would like it i. i personly liked it b/c i got rid of 2 hedgehogs we didnt need.(shadow and silver)
#17 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

Giantbomb, come here for Sonic fanfic.

#18 Posted by Icemael (6307 posts) -

I've got two solutions: 

  1. At the beginning of the game, Dr. Robotnik traps Sonic in a two-dimensional world. All of Sonic's lame-ass friends are locked out, and it's up to Sonic to defeat Eggman and escape the world. Then, you get to play through a bunch of levels. In hand-drawn, detailed 2D graphics. No Werehog, no human love interest, no stupid quirks at all... just Sonic, running really fast.
  2. Take him into a forest, and put a bullet in his head. Bury him and remember him fondly... but for the love of god, don't desecrate his corpse by making more shitty games.
#19 Posted by ArnoldThepillow (23 posts) -
@Icemael:
well hat would work to but the 2D games are to easy now and days so u would have to make it harder.
#20 Posted by PureRok (4235 posts) -

My solution is to just stop making them. They've never been good, will never be good, and are a complete waste of time for both the developer and the players.

#21 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

This is time they could be using ruining Ristar and Vectorman and Comix Zone with reboots, kill the hedgehog.

#22 Posted by Cadmus (290 posts) -

This thread is so funny.  I can defnitely see someone from Team Sonic stealing OP's idea and this becoming the plot for the next Sonic game.  It's definitely better then Sonic Unleashed's storyline. 
#23 Posted by ArnoldThepillow (23 posts) -
@PureRok:
sonic for the gennises an sadx was cool
#24 Posted by LordAndrew (14417 posts) -
@ArnoldThepillow said:

" @PureRok: sonic for the gennises an sadx was cool "

I repeat: "Don't write posts in a hurry; it's just a bad idea. Take the time to make sure it's good." That was terrible. Take a few seconds to look over your posts before submitting, or run a spell-check.
#25 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

We need to act this out Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences style.

#26 Posted by Breadfan (6589 posts) -

Sega just needs to take Sonic behind the tool shed and bust a cap in that hedgehog

#27 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -

Sonic needs to be taken out back and shot in the head wearing a blindfold
#28 Posted by Breadfan (6589 posts) -
@Br3adfan said:
Sega just needs to take Sonic behind the tool shed and bust a cap in that hedgehog
@Whisperkill said:
 Sonic needs to be taken out back and shot in the head wearing a blindfold
#29 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -
@Bigandtasty said:

" We need to act this out Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences style. "


#30 Posted by SathingtonWaltz (2053 posts) -

Why are you doing this to me. 
#31 Posted by CoolDrMoney (1978 posts) -

Whoa, don't give an idea like this away for free. Sonic Team would gladly pay an upwards of $15 to use that as the basis for their next game
 
That said, Sonic Team needs to take Sonic into a public restroom and cap off 2 in the chest

#32 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) -
@Br3adfan said:
" @Br3adfan said:
Sega just needs to take Sonic behind the tool shed and bust a cap in that hedgehog
@Whisperkill said:
 Sonic needs to be taken out back and shot in the head wearing a blindfold
"

I swear, I didnt even notice that post, oh god thats hilarious
#33 Posted by Breadfan (6589 posts) -
@Whisperkill said:
@Br3adfan said:
@Br3adfan said:
Sega just needs to take Sonic behind the tool shed and bust a cap in that hedgehog
@Whisperkill said:
 Sonic needs to be taken out back and shot in the head wearing a blindfold
I swear, I didnt even notice that post, oh god thats hilarious
We must have posted it at the exact same time
#34 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -

Seeing how I'm a lazy-ass motha-fucka who never played the 3D games like all you guys, I can go the lazy/asshole approach by restating the same thing that everyone is saying, "Kill Sonic,"  but I'm just gonna go the lazy approarch by saying "Just remake the 2D games."

#35 Posted by Inf225 (503 posts) -
@ArnoldThepillow said:
"  when he had shown up sonic and SONIC were already fighting. "
Hahahaha! this made my day!!!
#36 Posted by Farmer (328 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" Seeing how I'm a lazy-ass motha-fucka who never played the 3D games like all you guys, I can go the lazy/asshole approach by restating the same thing that everyone is saying, "Kill Sonic,"  but I'm just gonna go the lazy approarch by saying "Just remake the 2D games." "
I must agree with this fellow. Some of the 2D originals are quality, and would benefit from an HD remix.
#37 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -
@Cadmus said:
" This thread is so funny.  I can defnitely see someone from Team Sonic stealing OP's idea and this becoming the plot for the next Sonic game.  It's definitely better then Sonic Unleashed's storyline.  "
I wouldnt be surprised if they did, but then again I don't think they can translate it.
#38 Posted by Roundtree_X (59 posts) -

.......WHAT THE FUCK?! So, let me get this right: the solution to Sonic the Hedgehog is to replace him with Sonic The Hegdehog PRIME?....how about we don't and just go back to running fast? 
#39 Posted by Cadmus (290 posts) -

 
On second thought I dunno OP.  Shadow and Knuckles are a problem and it's cool you want to off them, but replacing them with Brick would probably just create an even bigger problem i.e. the creation of Brick.  Then Team Sonic would need an even bigger problem to get rid of Brick .. and how could you possibly get rid of a super saiyan 3 hedgehog?

#40 Posted by sfighter21 (794 posts) -

Slow and steady wins the Race...hmm, sorry sonic.  You may have been loved  by people more than Mario in the past, but that ended long ago.  Mario is still on top, putting out better, less crappier games than yours...lol.

#41 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

If this is a joke post, bravo for sticking with it and not showing any signs of sarcasm. 
 
If you're serious... I'm going to cry.

#42 Posted by Kentro (12 posts) -

The only reason Sonic is sucking so badly, Is because of their own ideas. "Sonic Unleashed" is where it went downhill. Just the basic cause and effect makes you go "What The Fuck?" And not to mention the fact that Eggman is so crazy, hes going TO BLOW THE FUCKING EARTH UP?! What happend to his "Make the world in my twisted image" idea?!  See thats where they were so desprate, they just change the character personalities.  
 
Then theres "sonic and the black knight." Which was really a mindfucker. First off, Where does this sound familiar from? And Why? Its the basic right off of the timeline of history. But, something tells me they wernt exact on it. And whats with the new evil guy, "The Dark King"? Where was he back then? And the underworld thing was just made up, like the fact that someone can continue to impress fans. At this point, i rather be playing tetris than sonic! 
 
Thats right, hes that screwed, at this point, SEGA should be making his grave by now, and stop trying to bring it back to life. Somehow we all know, if they try even harder, theyre going to be making copyrighted games for sonic. So i think sonic should go meet with Death now, cuz now to this fact, hes obsolete.
#43 Posted by WinterSnowblind (7613 posts) -

I think the last thing we need is more characters introduced.  One of the main problems is the over abundance of throw away characters..  Shadow was terrible and Silver is even worse, why introduce yet another hedgehog character?
 
The other problem is the melodrama, they keep trying to make the stories very serious and dark, and it just doesn't work.  2006 was the absolute worst for this, but pretty much all the 3D games have suffered from it..  I think Mario manages to work because it doesn't take itself too seriously and always sticks to the light hearted approach.  Unleashed definitely handled the style a lot better, but what you're suggesting here is right back the the SA2/2006 approach.
 
And of course Sega don't seem to know how to actually make a Sonic game anymore..  So I'll give them a hint.  The original games weren't purely about speed, they also had great level design and platforming elements.. 

#44 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

My solution for Sonic: Stop buying the games then SEGA will stop making them.

#45 Posted by Toxin066 (3250 posts) -

Before I'm taken out to the firing squad, I'd just like to say I could go for a Sonic Adventure 3. without Big. or Amy. or Robots.

#46 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

I've got a solution for Sonic: 
 

 
#47 Posted by sgjackson (527 posts) -
@Kentro said:
" The only reason Sonic is sucking so badly, Is because of their own ideas. "Sonic Unleashed" is where it went downhill. Just the basic cause and effect makes you go "What The Fuck?" And not to mention the fact that Eggman is so crazy, hes going TO BLOW THE FUCKING EARTH UP?! What happend to his "Make the world in my twisted image" idea?!  See thats where they were so desprate, they just change the character personalities.   Then theres "sonic and the black knight." Which was really a mindfucker. First off, Where does this sound familiar from? And Why? Its the basic right off of the timeline of history. But, something tells me they wernt exact on it. And whats with the new evil guy, "The Dark King"? Where was he back then? And the underworld thing was just made up, like the fact that someone can continue to impress fans. At this point, i rather be playing tetris than sonic!  Thats right, hes that screwed, at this point, SEGA should be making his grave by now, and stop trying to bring it back to life. Somehow we all know, if they try even harder, theyre going to be making copyrighted games for sonic. So i think sonic should go meet with Death now, cuz now to this fact, hes obsolete. "
If Sonic went bad at Unleashed, I want to know what you think of Sonic 2006.
#48 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Just make all the new Sonic games 2d sidescollers with 3d graphics and release them for $20 on psn/xbl.  That would make a hell of a lot more money than the shit they're calling Sonic now.

#49 Posted by Cloneslayer (1620 posts) -

new sonic game:
 
sonic runs fast. maybe tails shows up, if hes lucky. also, casino zone

#50 Edited by AndrewB (7439 posts) -

I like the idea of Sonic the Hedgehog: Full Life Consequences!!! Or whatever clever title you can come up with for it.

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