I am stuck on this stupid (and not particularly funny) abortion mini game. The second part I've done like 15 times, spinning the left stick and it's not working. What the fuck am I doing wrong?

Maybe you're spinning it in the wrong direction- but I can only guess. I didn't have any problems with it.

I don't remember having to do any spinning in that mini-game. It was pushing the stick left to right as far as I can remember.

The abortion mini-games were just moving the stick left and right? I don't remember any spinning.

I finally found a walkthrough for the 360 version, you have to spin the stick as fast as you can, I found a number of threads with people having the exact same issue. The worst part is that it literally gives you no direction as to what you're doing wrong. This who section of the game has honestly been rough and not so fun.

Had the same problem and it seems to happen because of how the PC take input (if you're playing on PC).

Basically, unplug your controller and do the minigame on the keyboard. That fixed it for me.

If you're not playing on PC, I dunno.

I believe you have to spin it counter-clockwise. That's what worked for me. I just put my palm on the stick and do the "wax on, wax off" motion.

Hmm. I played on the PC with no issues. And with a Dualshock 4, no less! I guess I got lucky.

That really sucks, because on the keyboard it takes you like 4 seconds to finish the entire operation. Glad you worked it out, don't make Stick of Truth anger you it should bring you laughter!

I just wanted to say: FUCK THE QTEs in this game. They are probably the worst since Indigo Prophesy (which will surely never be surpassed). For a game that seems to "get it" in so many areas, and pokes fun at games, it has the worst QTEs.

A lot of the tutorials are fucking garbage in this game, I spent about 20 minutes on the farting tutorial with Randy and just hearing the same dialogue over...and over...and over where I just wanted to say, I don't get what the fuck you are trying to tell me assholes. Then spent another 10 minutes trying to get past the guards at the "Taco Bell" using the new move I "learned."

The QTEs haven't been too bad for me but the farting mechanics are absolute garbage and not that funny either, probably the most disappointing thing about the game currently.

EDIT: Just did the Abortion Clinic....my god that is the worst designed thing in the game, only fuck! And the fact that I had to reload to a save where it didn't keep me in the same clothes or what changes I did to my equipment....Jesus that is just awful.

@nightriff: Oh thank god it wasn't just me that sat there getting more and more annoyed with that 'tutorial'.

Now I come to think about it, I found the tutorials harder than any part of the actual game!