I had a buddy ask me this question this other day and I was dumbfoundedand I think I managed to get out was he's burnt bubblegum or something befiore telling him to shut up and enjoy the game. Here is my theory: 'Spolsion man is direct result of a failed experiment to mix a barbeque and a man (similar to the events of that frontalot song) however instead of death life was created 'splosive life. The reason he runs is because these scientists depise barbeque sauce as not a drop is to be found and he must make his way into the world so he can properly season the steaks he creates out of said scientists.
So seriously what's the back story.
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