Spongebob Boat-O-Cross

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#1 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -
#2 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

I hate you for introducing me to this..

*frantically tries to beat it*

#3 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

ill try it when im done with NCR! 

#4 Posted by matti00 (668 posts) -

I beat the first level, but I played a lot of Trials HD. Unfortunately, I think the game being hard is mostly due to the fact that it's designed poorly

#5 Posted by GoofyGoober (937 posts) -

Tried it, barely made it 10 feet, rage quit.

#6 Posted by GunstarRed (5045 posts) -

I got 570 points..started going up the big ramp.... exploded for no reason whatsoever.

#7 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -
@marioncobretti said:

I got 570 points..started going up the big ramp.... exploded for no reason whatsoever.

the big ramp near the end seems like the part where the game just decided to make your car flip for no reason 
#8 Posted by GunstarRed (5045 posts) -

@AjayRaz:

I've somehow turned the boat vertical at the beginning of the level. I have decided to just watch it move slowly back and forth like a snail in another tab as it's far more enjoyable than playing the game.

#9 Posted by babblinmule (1262 posts) -

I made it to the second level with 2 lives left. Then promptly died three times in a row on the 1st rock in the 2nd level.
 
Rage quit.

#10 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Crusty Craaaaaaab Pizzza

#11 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

Managed it after a ridiculous amount of attempts. Its pretty damn compulsive. That second rock was a bastard to get over.

#12 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2119 posts) -

Fuck this game.

#13 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

It's like Trials HD but not as good.  And a lot more flipping.

#14 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

Score 2477, made it to the second level without crashing. It's definitely too hard for kids but doable, I think.

#15 Posted by Soap (3570 posts) -

God DAMN that game is harsh :S

Poor kids lol

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#16 Posted by MegaMetaTurtle (414 posts) -

lmao, you don't even die when you fall down the pit on level two XD

#17 Posted by Surkov (991 posts) -

I made it past the first hill twice. I quit. 

#18 Posted by Twitchey (865 posts) -

Look up Penguinz0 Boat-O-Cross gameplay, he has some hilarious reactions to it.
(Sorry no link, I'm on a dial up connection with a Microtel computer)

#19 Posted by MaFoLu (1858 posts) -

Holy crap, now I see why Spongebob never got his driver license...

#20 Posted by GoofyGoober (937 posts) -
@Axxol: Can you feel Mr Krabs?
#21 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i scored like an average of 325.

#22 Edited by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

I want Video_Game_King to play this and blog about it. 

#23 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

Anyone else managed to beat level 2 yet? God help me I'm starting to get the hang of it. 

#24 Posted by CommodoreGroovy (549 posts) -

Why the hell do you get a "lives" counter if you're only given one life!? That's like if in Zelda 1 everything killed you in one hit -- no matter how many hearts you got on screen. 

#25 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

If you beat a level you get an extra life.

#26 Posted by CommodoreGroovy (549 posts) -
@thegoldencat7: Do you get continue from the second stage after you lose your lives?
#27 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -
@CommodoreGroovy:  
No, course not, that would make it fair and playable. You go back to level 1 every time.
#28 Posted by ezekielzero (183 posts) -

I got to the 3rd level I think and them promptly lost all my lives at once.

#29 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

Holy shit, they made Trials HD. I always wonder who the hell makes these games.

#30 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -

i am actually going to rage and smash my laptop. I WAS AT THE FINISH LINE FOR LEVEL 1 AND MY BOAT FLIPPED.  
 
it seems like the game goes out of it's way to flip your boat

#31 Posted by FlamingHobo (4479 posts) -

This game makes me want to hurt people.

#32 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

Fuck this game.

Seriously, made it to the end of level 2, but if you lose all your lives, you start the entire game over again. Fuck this game.

#33 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

Just sitting at the start of level 3. I'm too scared.

#34 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -
@thegoldencat7 said:
Just sitting at the start of level 3. I'm too scared.
you can do it, man. i believe in you.  
 
please, finish this game. do it for us.
#35 Posted by Irvandus (2826 posts) -

How do you enter the Nickelodeon code I hear it gives you more lives!

#36 Posted by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

    I'll try again after this Daigo/Marn match in NCR9.

Bollocks.  
#37 Posted by Video_Game_King (36104 posts) -

Just another reason to hate SpongeBob.

#38 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

my top score is 210!  i feel fucking retarded...

#39 Posted by RobotHamster (4171 posts) -

Fuck this shit, the furthest I got was that gap on level 2. Fuck. This. Shit.

#40 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -
 i hate this game. 
#41 Posted by onimonkii (2430 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
 i hate this game. 
how the hell does this scoring work? i have more points for not getting as far
 
#42 Edited by thegoldencat7 (1493 posts) -

    Yeah, god knows, I got 4000 odd for beating the first level a while ago. Managed to get to level 3 again. It is a bastard.

Edit: Hold that.
#43 Posted by M_33 (527 posts) -

I'm not letting this game beat me. I will finish it.

#44 Posted by M_33 (527 posts) -

Fuck it. Fuck this game.

#45 Posted by Herocide (440 posts) -

Use the arrow keys to control Spongebob boat

#46 Posted by Sauson (561 posts) -

Fuck this game.

#47 Posted by BeachThunder (11724 posts) -

I nearly got to the end of level 1 then I exploded ;__;

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#48 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -
@M_33 said:
Fuck it. Fuck this game.
did you give up yet? you promised me you wouldn't give up. 
#49 Posted by M_33 (527 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
@M_33 said:
Fuck it. Fuck this game.
did you give up yet? you promised me you wouldn't give up.   
Game Over 
Now see if you can beat that score! 
 
#50 Edited by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -

alright. this game has somehow found its way back into my life. my friends and i are in google hangout and somehow we all managed to start playing this fucking game again. god dammit.

i'm calling for your assistance, giant bomb. we cannot let this game defeat us.

edit: fuck this game

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