Intergalactic Space Crabs unite!!!!!

#1 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Heed the call to war my brothers. Those weakling lobsters with their primitive tails and their neon are no match for the might of our LASERORZ!!! Intergalactic Laser Crabs will be the sister guild to Space Neon Lobsters but turned up to 11. For those interested in joining the Klingon side and living the life of a warrior get in touch with me on the forums or in game. Look for Dellingr@Lx31 and remember, it is always a good day to die.
 

 
 

Rejoice brothers!!! The house of Laser Crab now has a vent server!!!!! We can host up to 50 fellow crabs or flashy neon lobsters from our sister guild in the federation. If interested contact via PM here and also in game for info regarding fleet membership and vent password.

 
Star Trek Online: Dellingr@lx31
Intergalactic Laser Crabs house leader
#2 Posted by Jambones (1696 posts) -

lol, that's awesome. Hope you get a lot of members, maybe one day finding peace and forming The Intergalactic Crustacean Syndicate.

#3 Posted by Laticsfan (596 posts) -

Why not call it Space fluorescent crabs  instead? 
#4 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Laticsfan: 
#5 Posted by Hamst3r (4530 posts) -

Crustaceans have taken the queen!
#6 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -

Psst, I'm a double agent working for both SNL and ISC, but don't tell anyone.

#7 Posted by JokerClown88 (1051 posts) -

 

Its Picards real reaction to the Space Crabs.  :D
#8 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Holy shit I just realized I misspelled the title of the thread. It's Intergalactic Laser Crabs!!!! ..... not intergalactic space crabs. UGGH

#9 Posted by SuperfluousMoniker (2910 posts) -

We will simply hit your weak spot for massive damage.

#10 Posted by Capum15 (4939 posts) -
@Jambones said:
" lol, that's awesome. Hope you get a lot of members, maybe one day finding peace and forming The Intergalactic Crustacean Syndicate. "
Okay, that's awesome.
#11 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:
" Holy shit I just realized I misspelled the title of the thread. It's Intergalactic Laser Crabs!!!! ..... not intergalactic space crabs. UGGH "
How come no one can get fleet names right in thread titles? First Space Leon Lobsters, now this.
#12 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@SuperfluousMoniker said:

" We will simply hit your weak spot for massive damage. "

We have superior shield rotation!!!!
 


#13 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Our plan is simple.

Total universe domination.

 
It was written long ago laser crabs would rule the galaxy. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
After that we conquer your worlds and take over your goverment.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
Then we will steal your women and breed with them to create an army of hybrids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Our star bases are impregnable fortresses and our fleets vast.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Defy the Laser Crabs and we will unleash our most powerful dreadnoughts upon you!!!!
 
 RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Our mortal enemy is space cats and we shall plot to destroy them!!!
 
#14 Edited by Evilsbane (4656 posts) -
@Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P
 
Edit: This thread is win.
#15 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "
You would think she's afraid of butter... but she loves it smeared all over her.
#16 Posted by rdhddva (24 posts) -

#17 Posted by Evilsbane (4656 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:
" @Evilsbane said:
" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "
You would think she's afraid of butter... but she loves it smeared all over her. "
You know, your really killing my idea of boning my way across the galaxy.
#18 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" @Evilsbane said:
" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "
You would think she's afraid of butter... but she loves it smeared all over her. "
You know, your really killing my idea of boning my way across the galaxy. "
Well since Cryptic doesn't let us take our clothes off in STO I'm really doing you a favor.
#19 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -
@rdhddva said:
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Nice choice for your first post on the forums. LOL
#20 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Legend:  She's shy, but a tiger in bed.
#21 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

I'm kind of disturbed by the crab lady picture, genuinely sitting here asking myself how you find that sort of thing? What disturbing circles on the internet do you mingle in?
 
Still it is good to see the Giant Bomb community banding together, if under different banners, waging intergalactic war and staying in tune with their crustacean side of life.

#22 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Hamz:  You know you want to hit that, with some lemon and thyme.
#23 Posted by JokerClown88 (1051 posts) -
@Buzzkill:

 
#24 Posted by TooWalrus (13241 posts) -

I agree that space flurencent crabs would have been a better name, but I love what you're doin'. If I had any interest in startreck at all I'd join ya.

#25 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@JokerClown88:  

GAHHHH!!!!!!! EVIL SPACE CATS. The Intergalactic Laser Crabs shall defeat you even if we have to join forces with our weakling brethern the Neon Lobsters. Space cats are the true borg.... they win you over with their cuteness and you become one of them.

#26 Posted by RipTheVeins (1546 posts) -

....Not like this.

#27 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@TooWalrus:  Fluorescent fails!!! This is the future GOSH..... Everyone knows Lasers are from the future. Get with the program holmes.
#28 Posted by themangalist (1739 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:
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Then we will steal your women and breed with them to create hybrids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
HOLY CRAB.
They don't have vaginas... how are they supposed to breed!?!?!?
#29 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@themangalist: The picture you're quoting is a Hybrid .... AFTER the intergalatic laser crabs have bred with your earth women.  There is a secret only known to the Intergalactic Laser Crabs in how to seduce crab women so their protective plates fall off. Join us and be enlightened.
 
=edit= The simple answer of course is they don't have plates in the rear. :3
#30 Posted by rdhddva (24 posts) -
@Legend: lol thanks, has always been my style of choice, just jump in feet first.
#31 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@rdhddva:  Yes into the pot little lobster. Wearing the perfect color for how you'll turn out.
#32 Posted by Mr_Bauer (398 posts) -

 Yes sir!
#33 Posted by rdhddva (24 posts) -
@Buzzkill: you want to remember the butter or should I? ;)
#34 Posted by rdhddva (24 posts) -

#35 Posted by FrankCanada97 (4039 posts) -

As always, I continue to be bewildered by the enigma that is the Internet.

#36 Edited by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

BEHOLD MY FELLOW CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buzz_clik in his infinite awsomesauce has generously lended his support to the Intergalactic Laser Crab cause. I now proudly present to you our fleet logo!!

#37 Posted by FrankCanada97 (4039 posts) -
@Buzzkill: Is that supposed to be a crab? It looks like a squid.
#38 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@FrankCanada97:  it looks like.... YOUR DOOOOM
#39 Posted by rdhddva (24 posts) -
@Buzzkill: brilliant job! from a proud, errr, lobsterette?
#40 Posted by buzz_clik (6993 posts) -
@FrankCanada97 said:
" @Buzzkill: Is that supposed to be a crab? It looks like a squid. "
Dude, it's an alien crab. Only Buzz Aldrin has ever seen one, and this is taken from his original sketches.
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#41 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@buzz_clik:  Thank goodness it wasn't a Man-Squid-Crab... Even we don't mess with those guys.
 

#42 Posted by JokerClown88 (1051 posts) -

You guys need a theme song.  If it not this, then you fail as a fleet of intergalactic crustations. 
 
  
#43 Posted by FlipperDesert (2098 posts) -

Oh, this means war you dirty crabs, I'm going to get together a task force of Bioluminescent Space Shrimp to deal with you rebellious scum!
 
That crab lady picture made me spit tea on my nice new keyboard.

#44 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@FlipperDesert said:
" Oh, this means war you dirty crabs, I'm going to get together a task force of Bioluminescent Space Shrimp to deal with you rebellious scum!  That crab lady picture made me spit tea on my nice new keyboard. "
Crabs get all the ladies... nobody will ever want to be a lobster.
#45 Edited by Legend (2659 posts) -

Blargh@Axxxel is now a proud member of the most evil fleet in STO. Thanks to @Buzzkill for showing me around Klingon territory. Even though certain aspects need a lot of improvement, I've enjoyed the few hours I spent there. If you create your Klingon character, don't forget to pm Buzzkill (Dellingr@Lx31 or Trisian@Lx31) for an invite to IGLC. I'll also be happy to invite you; just contact me whenever I'm online: /tell Axel@Axxxel or /tell Blargh@Axxxel. 

#46 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@Legend:  And you did well!!!!!!!!! Axxxel was shown the folly of his federation counterparts and how quickly they fold under pressure. This is a process for all of you I'm sure... and when you grow bored and tired of grinding system xyz for the 50th time you will come looking for the crabs with hopes of joining a real battle for glory.
#47 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

Want to know why the Intergalactic Laser Crabs are so much better in Pvp than the space shrimp? Lots of practice. Bwhahaha!!! 
 

#48 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3322 posts) -

how are the crabs doing?

#49 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -
@PhatSeeJay:  As good as you would expect for a game that's 99% federation. Those who made crabs are lobster member who wanted to try pvp. I have alts I can jump on to help people out at various ranks and the Klingon community is much better than the general pool of MMO retards you'll find in the federation. It's a casual atmosphere where you can come and go as you please. Because the Klingon side is so extremely limited in content I don't pressure anyone to play their Klingon characters or openly recruit. All members can invite due to the limited numbers so if and when a member of the space neon lobsters wants to try rolling a Klingon the chances are better someone can come on to give them an invite.
#50 Posted by Coombs (3449 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:
" Want to know why the Intergalactic Laser Crabs are so much better in Pvp than the space shrimp? Lots of practice. Bwhahaha!!! 
 

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Dude,  I wanna win a lobster.....

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