What?  
 
 
Edit: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Let 'em fry.

Meh

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Soo..... 
 
They just added probably the thing I like the least about the original films to a game that looked terrible from the beginning? 
 
Still looks like a skip and I'm still waiting for Lucasarts to get their head of their ass and give us a new Raven Jedi Knight game.

 SWFU2 was such a piece of shit that I cant be bothered reinstalling it just for this

Finished this game today. I just rushed through it and wasn't enjoying any part of it at all. I figured I started so might as well finish it. If it weren't for the damn achievement points it would have been out of my 360 a lot sooner.

I don't want to kill ewoks :(

This is the gungan in carbonite of force unleashed 2

I heard that they are making this  $1. True? or am i making this up?

What? As long as the Dagobah level?
 
Awesome.

Pretty nifty concept. Hats off to the marketing team for knowing what people hated about Return of the Jedi. 
 
Now if only you could fry Jar Jar. DLC number 2 I suppose.

Hating on ewoks is still cool and popular, right? Right!?

This paves the way for Cabela's Baby Animal Hunt 2011

Great (sarcasm)!!!!
Now they are gonna charge 9.99 per dlc for 30 minutes of gameplay.
I'll wait for the ultimate ultimate sith sith sith edition!

" I heard that they are making this  $1. True? or am i making this up? "

the ewoks are the cutest little things ever.

Hell yeah more Fail DLC, i love the route games have taken, just cant wait to make more goddamn micro-purchases...

Why do they keep cramming MORE fucking Starkiller down our throats? He's not an interesting character, hes a fucking emo little git. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CARE ABOUT A CHARACTER THAT HAS A ONE DIMENSIONAL PERSONALITY!

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel huh. 

" Soo.....  They just added probably the thing I like the least about the original films to a game that looked terrible from the beginning?  Still looks like a skip and I'm still waiting for Lucasarts to get their head of their ass and give us a new Raven Jedi Knight game. "

" I have just realised something.  George Lucas is a motherfucking diabolical genius.  Returnn of the Jedi's Ewoks were introduced in order to make the films more child-friendly, in George's own words.  He wanted young fans of the Star Wars series to have a fluffy, loveable icon they could hug and associate with the films, and ultimately, form a lasting relationship with.  At the time, some of the fans criticised his decision, but little did they know that it would come back to play right into George's hand. Fast forward 30 years.  George understands that the boys and girls who once loved and adored those little teddy bears are now cold, world-despising, cynical engines of hatred, their adult lives nothing more than shells as they parade one foot after the other into the abyss.  He knows that they want nothing more than to take as many on their damned voyage as they can with them, and he knows that the first in line are the cuddly icons of their youths.  George engineered this scheme 30 years ago, knowing that one day, he could exploit his fans' disgust of all things child-oriented.  If there is a reason for anyone to buy The Force Unleashed II, it is to slaughter some god-damned teddy bears.  I feel as if my very existence has been rendered redundant by this newfound knowledge.  I've figured it out; there's nothing more left.  Hats off, you crazy bastard. "

" I have just realised something.  George Lucas is a motherfucking diabolical genius.  Returnn of the Jedi's Ewoks were introduced in order to make the films more child-friendly, in George's own words.  He wanted young fans of the Star Wars series to have a fluffy, loveable icon they could hug and associate with the films, and ultimately, form a lasting relationship with.  At the time, some of the fans criticised his decision, but little did they know that it would come back to play right into George's hand. Fast forward 30 years.  George understands that the boys and girls who once loved and adored those little teddy bears are now cold, world-despising, cynical engines of hatred, their adult lives nothing more than shells as they parade one foot after the other into the abyss.  He knows that they want nothing more than to take as many on their damned voyage as they can with them, and he knows that the first in line are the cuddly icons of their youths.  George engineered this scheme 30 years ago, knowing that one day, he could exploit his fans' disgust of all things child-oriented.  If there is a reason for anyone to buy The Force Unleashed II, it is to slaughter some god-damned teddy bears.  I feel as if my very existence has been rendered redundant by this newfound knowledge.  I've figured it out; there's nothing more left.  Hats off, you crazy bastard. "

So they release a super-short PS3/360 game that's light on overall content, and now they're putting out DLC for it.  I wonder how many stages they intend to add this way before they're done.

Well, Lucas ruined Star Wars 11 years ago, might as well dig a deeper grave for TFU with releasing DLC that probably should have been in the retail game.

"Why do they keep cramming MORE fucking Starkiller down our throats? He's not an interesting character, hes a fucking emo little git. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CARE ABOUT A CHARACTER THAT HAS A ONE DIMENSIONAL PERSONALITY! "

You know what? They should just make a Force Unleashed game that follows bad Starkiller working for the Emperor doing bad shit around the galaxy.
 
That would be immensely more interesting than the lame-o 'WHERE'S JUUNO' crap and could make for some (good) ridiculous situations. And it'd be non-canon so they could just blow everything up.

Force Unleashed: "It is too late... for me son.  Now, Jedi Knight will show you the true nature of the force.  He is your master now."

The idea is absolutely insane. And wonderful.

Aw, not the ewoks! D: