Okay, I need some high-concept starcraft mumbo-jumbo for a story I'm writing. The characters are having a war strategy meeting, and when asked his opinion one of the characters needs to spout off an extremely complicated and confusing (to non-starcraft players) strategy using the kinda of vocabulary you would use to describe a match in starcraft. Unfortunately my knowledge of the lingo doesn't stem very far, and having him say "9 pylon" repeatedly won't really fit. So i'm turning to you guys for help. It needs to be 100% serious sounding even though the scene is played for laughs (the other characters won't know what he's talking about). I'd like it to be about 4-6 sentences if possible, but if that's too much then it's fine. Thank you in advance for any help!
The side the starcraft guy is on has three fairly large armies, the enemy forces are two very large armies.
The good guys are stuck in a corner on a peninsula, the enemies forces stretch for several hundred miles north.
The starcraft guy plays protos.