The gayest thing to happen to the SC2 community: StudCraft II

Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -

So I was watching Sen's stream for a little while, when someone in the chat asked every who they think is the most handsome pro zerg player. While I elected Cella and Leenock, someone else put up the link for http://www.studcraft2.com/. I had to see what it was, and very quickly found myself addicted to choosing the "more handsome" between two males repeatedly. Anyways, I've decided to save as many of the images as I can to place them into categories representative of the leagues of skill in SC2, and I'm going to show you what I've come up with. 
 

Grand Master League

#1: Cella 
   Maybe it's a little biased to put my favorite SC2 player as number one, but in my eyes he's the most handsome dude I've ever seen, and this is MY blog so I'll put whoever I WANNA put at #1.  
#2: Leenock 
 No explanation needed.
 
Day[9] 
Not only does he make you a better gamer, and even knows how to just have fun once in a while, but he's also quite handsome, right? 
 
LaLuSh 
 Honestly, I've never even heard of this guy before, but just look at that beard!
 
Fruit Dealer 
Yes, Fruit Dealer of Bombcast fame. Fair weather Fruit Dealer fans GTFO
 
Boxer 
A legend in the SC community, and his good looks certainly don't hurt him. even has a good looking lady, but we're not talking about ladies here 
  
Sen 
What a badass. 

 
SeleCT 
Top rated on the website, and for a good reason 
 
 Jinro
 He kinda looks like a gorilla. a very handsome gorilla at that
  
MVP 
 This guy is a stud. He's also really good at Starcraft 2

That'll do it for the Grand Master league. 10 in all, these guys should be getting a lot of clicks. and chicks, that too. 
 so now.... 
 

Master League

 While the GM league had 10 guys in it, every other league has less (as it should be) so I figure 10 shown for each league should be enough, and if you want more than you can just go to the website to see who else is there. There certainly is a lot.
 
 JulyZerg
 He's a big guy, but you can't say he's not handsome. You know what they say, more cushion for the uh...err...micro
 
Dayfly 
 Maybe he has a bit of an edge on this competition as he's got a good looking lady friend with him and they have cute teddy bears, but don't pay any attention to those things. Just this dude, he's handsome
 
Tasteless 
You may recognize this guy from his great commentary at GSL, or you might not as this picture looks rather old. Either way, handsome guy, even if just below his brother, Day[9] 
 
 
Artosis 
Tasteless' partner in crime, about the same level of handsome. If they were combined in a picture to make Tastosis, it'd probably be in GM 
 
 
dde 
What a handsome smile! 
 
CrunCher 
 I have a feeling this was just a bad picture, so I gave him a benefit of the doubt and put him in Masters
 
MC 
 Intimidating is handsome. 
 
Squirtle 
 The most handsome of all 151 pokemon 
 
Nestea 
Being one of the best zerg players in the world makes you really handsome by itself 
 
Marine King 
Make marines. Look hansome. 
 
  

Diamond League

At this point, I'll probably get a little more lazy. no more descriptions. until bronze and maybe silver league that is.  
 
Nazgul 
 I had to make an exception to my new rule just once, because this guy's got a cat. 
 
    
HongUn 
 
Mondragon 
  
Ensnare 
 
Gretorp 
 
Clide 
 
Moon 
 
Polt 
 
JookToJung 
 
Hyperdub 
 
 

Platinum League 

 They're still all handsome, but as you can see, they just don't match up with those top 10 in Grand Master. So let's keep going, Platinum League, here we go! 
  
brock. and brock. 
 ok this guy appeared WAY too often, so i figured i'd just give you a dose of what you'll be seeing if you visit the site
 
Fenix 
 
Huk 
 
KiwiKaki 
 
Genius 
 
Loner 
 
Moman 
 
Revenant 
 
as the image says...Naniwa 
 
 
Sheth 
 

Gold 

In SC2, the gold league is filled with people who know the game pretty well, but are still nowhere near pro level. On this subject, there will be some handsome people, but probably no one that will blow anyone away. 
 
GoOdy 
 Did I say no one here would blow you away? I take that back. 
 
CatZ 
 
aLive 
 
Dimaga 
 
F91 
 
PuReBall 
 
Filthy 
 
Stephano 
 
Adelscott 
 
 
Trickster 
 

Silver League

 This is where I actually am in SC2, so while it's not really great, I won't judge anyone in this league. 
 
iNfeRnaL 
The alternating caps in his name look kinda goofy, but his face? ...adorable 
 
 
Agh 
 
BratOK 
 
StrifeCro 
 
Nerchio 
 
WhiteRa 
  
rANDY 
 
DeathAngel 
 
Azz 
 
iNcontroL 
 

 Bronze League 

At this point, we're done looking at handsome people. While all of these people are really good at Starcraft 2 and could beat me easily any time, we have our bronze leaguers of StudCraft 2 here. 
 
ZpuX 
Maybe it's a bad picture, but it scares me a little, so to the bronze league it goes 
 
Naugrim 
 
Need I say anything at all? 
 
Strelok 
Maybe he's not so bad, but there's just something about that smirk that I don't find particularly handsome 
 
ThorZaIN 
 
Turn that frown upside down. I'm sure you will when you crush whoever you're playing there, but at this point in time, you were not looking too handsome 
 
qxc 
 
a little dirty looking
 
Whiplash 
 Disagree if you like, but my tastes say this man is not handsome
 
Tarson 
 
Another guy that just looks too sad to be handsome 
 
This is the kind of bronze leaguer who tries to cheese every game but just does not do it right...take that how you want
  
I'm...not sure what's in Bischu's pants, but either way I'd rather see that area from just about any other SC2 pro if I had to make the decision.  
 
And that's gonna do it! Thanks for reading/skimming through a bunch of pictures of people who play starcraft! Tell me if you agree or disagree on anything here, or what you think of this site that someone other than me made, and if you got addicted to it too or if you're just not into lookin at dudes! (queer)
#1 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -

So I was watching Sen's stream for a little while, when someone in the chat asked every who they think is the most handsome pro zerg player. While I elected Cella and Leenock, someone else put up the link for http://www.studcraft2.com/. I had to see what it was, and very quickly found myself addicted to choosing the "more handsome" between two males repeatedly. Anyways, I've decided to save as many of the images as I can to place them into categories representative of the leagues of skill in SC2, and I'm going to show you what I've come up with. 
 

Grand Master League

#1: Cella 
   Maybe it's a little biased to put my favorite SC2 player as number one, but in my eyes he's the most handsome dude I've ever seen, and this is MY blog so I'll put whoever I WANNA put at #1.  
#2: Leenock 
 No explanation needed.
 
Day[9] 
Not only does he make you a better gamer, and even knows how to just have fun once in a while, but he's also quite handsome, right? 
 
LaLuSh 
 Honestly, I've never even heard of this guy before, but just look at that beard!
 
Fruit Dealer 
Yes, Fruit Dealer of Bombcast fame. Fair weather Fruit Dealer fans GTFO
 
Boxer 
A legend in the SC community, and his good looks certainly don't hurt him. even has a good looking lady, but we're not talking about ladies here 
  
Sen 
What a badass. 

 
SeleCT 
Top rated on the website, and for a good reason 
 
 Jinro
 He kinda looks like a gorilla. a very handsome gorilla at that
  
MVP 
 This guy is a stud. He's also really good at Starcraft 2

That'll do it for the Grand Master league. 10 in all, these guys should be getting a lot of clicks. and chicks, that too. 
 so now.... 
 

Master League

 While the GM league had 10 guys in it, every other league has less (as it should be) so I figure 10 shown for each league should be enough, and if you want more than you can just go to the website to see who else is there. There certainly is a lot.
 
 JulyZerg
 He's a big guy, but you can't say he's not handsome. You know what they say, more cushion for the uh...err...micro
 
Dayfly 
 Maybe he has a bit of an edge on this competition as he's got a good looking lady friend with him and they have cute teddy bears, but don't pay any attention to those things. Just this dude, he's handsome
 
Tasteless 
You may recognize this guy from his great commentary at GSL, or you might not as this picture looks rather old. Either way, handsome guy, even if just below his brother, Day[9] 
 
 
Artosis 
Tasteless' partner in crime, about the same level of handsome. If they were combined in a picture to make Tastosis, it'd probably be in GM 
 
 
dde 
What a handsome smile! 
 
CrunCher 
 I have a feeling this was just a bad picture, so I gave him a benefit of the doubt and put him in Masters
 
MC 
 Intimidating is handsome. 
 
Squirtle 
 The most handsome of all 151 pokemon 
 
Nestea 
Being one of the best zerg players in the world makes you really handsome by itself 
 
Marine King 
Make marines. Look hansome. 
 
  

Diamond League

At this point, I'll probably get a little more lazy. no more descriptions. until bronze and maybe silver league that is.  
 
Nazgul 
 I had to make an exception to my new rule just once, because this guy's got a cat. 
 
    
HongUn 
 
Mondragon 
  
Ensnare 
 
Gretorp 
 
Clide 
 
Moon 
 
Polt 
 
JookToJung 
 
Hyperdub 
 
 

Platinum League 

 They're still all handsome, but as you can see, they just don't match up with those top 10 in Grand Master. So let's keep going, Platinum League, here we go! 
  
brock. and brock. 
 ok this guy appeared WAY too often, so i figured i'd just give you a dose of what you'll be seeing if you visit the site
 
Fenix 
 
Huk 
 
KiwiKaki 
 
Genius 
 
Loner 
 
Moman 
 
Revenant 
 
as the image says...Naniwa 
 
 
Sheth 
 

Gold 

In SC2, the gold league is filled with people who know the game pretty well, but are still nowhere near pro level. On this subject, there will be some handsome people, but probably no one that will blow anyone away. 
 
GoOdy 
 Did I say no one here would blow you away? I take that back. 
 
CatZ 
 
aLive 
 
Dimaga 
 
F91 
 
PuReBall 
 
Filthy 
 
Stephano 
 
Adelscott 
 
 
Trickster 
 

Silver League

 This is where I actually am in SC2, so while it's not really great, I won't judge anyone in this league. 
 
iNfeRnaL 
The alternating caps in his name look kinda goofy, but his face? ...adorable 
 
 
Agh 
 
BratOK 
 
StrifeCro 
 
Nerchio 
 
WhiteRa 
  
rANDY 
 
DeathAngel 
 
Azz 
 
iNcontroL 
 

 Bronze League 

At this point, we're done looking at handsome people. While all of these people are really good at Starcraft 2 and could beat me easily any time, we have our bronze leaguers of StudCraft 2 here. 
 
ZpuX 
Maybe it's a bad picture, but it scares me a little, so to the bronze league it goes 
 
Naugrim 
 
Need I say anything at all? 
 
Strelok 
Maybe he's not so bad, but there's just something about that smirk that I don't find particularly handsome 
 
ThorZaIN 
 
Turn that frown upside down. I'm sure you will when you crush whoever you're playing there, but at this point in time, you were not looking too handsome 
 
qxc 
 
a little dirty looking
 
Whiplash 
 Disagree if you like, but my tastes say this man is not handsome
 
Tarson 
 
Another guy that just looks too sad to be handsome 
 
This is the kind of bronze leaguer who tries to cheese every game but just does not do it right...take that how you want
  
I'm...not sure what's in Bischu's pants, but either way I'd rather see that area from just about any other SC2 pro if I had to make the decision.  
 
And that's gonna do it! Thanks for reading/skimming through a bunch of pictures of people who play starcraft! Tell me if you agree or disagree on anything here, or what you think of this site that someone other than me made, and if you got addicted to it too or if you're just not into lookin at dudes! (queer)
#2 Posted by MideonNViscera (2252 posts) -

Wow, I could win this contest just by buying SC2 it seems haha

#3 Posted by Scrumdidlyumptious (1641 posts) -

No MMA? That's bullshit. He's the best looking Starcraft 2 player in the GSL.

#4 Posted by christ0phe (946 posts) -

Seriously, some of your top guys are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen

#5 Posted by ChickenPants (934 posts) -

Don't really have a comment but this is a great thread!
 
Considering they spend all day playing Starcraft 2 there are some pretty good looking guys there.

#6 Posted by Thule (692 posts) -

This thread is creepy. You are creepy.

#7 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3489 posts) -

Tasteless is by far the most handsome man there.

#8 Posted by Jimi (1126 posts) -

They have the wrong picture of BratOK

#9 Posted by CaLe (4052 posts) -

Are you shitting me? You make a list of handsome Starcraft dudes and don't mention Rainbow? This guy is stalked by Korean supermodels. (probably not actually, but he is very popular with the ladies)

#10 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -
@MideonNViscera said:
Wow, I could win this contest just by buying SC2 it seems haha

i don't believe
 
@Scrumdidlyumptious said:

No MMA? That's bullshit. He's the best looking Starcraft 2 player in the GSL.

i apologize, though i did put him into diamond. they definitely could've had a better picture of him 
 
@christ0phe said:
Seriously, some of your top guys are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen
you're crazy 
 
@ChickenPants said:
Don't really have a comment but this is a great thread!  Considering they spend all day playing Starcraft 2 there are some pretty good looking guys there.
totally, but it also helps for a lot of them that they happen to be Korean 
 
@Thule said:

This thread is creepy. You are creepy.

thank you 
 
@mylifeforAiur said:

Tasteless is by far the most handsome man there.

i won't argue 
 
@Jimi: while he does look a lot more badass in that picture, i'm not sure i would say handsome 
 
@CaLe: ok you got me there, although i don't think i came across him on the website. nothing much i can do with that one, but that's totally grandmaster level
#11 Posted by eldiax (632 posts) -

I don't see Nada anywhere. Your list is therefore faulty.

#12 Posted by thebatmobile (983 posts) -

What the fucking christ is this? A bunch of ugly 12 year old asians? 
 
 
This thread is super weird.

#13 Posted by Adamsons (873 posts) -
@RedEyesBlueBunny said:  
 
LaLuSh 
 Honestly, I've never even heard of this guy before, but just look at that beard! 
 
On first glance I was sure that was Keanu Reeves.
#14 Posted by babblinmule (1262 posts) -

This is even creepier than that 150 page long thread on team liquid titled 'Nada's Body'.

#15 Posted by BombKareshi (979 posts) -
@Adamsons said:
@RedEyesBlueBunny said:  
 
LaLuSh 
 Honestly, I've never even heard of this guy before, but just look at that beard! 
 On first glance I was sure that was Keanu Reeves.
He bears a striking resemblance to a dude I knew in college. Oh shit!
#16 Posted by blitzkriegblizzard (196 posts) -
@Adamsons said:
@RedEyesBlueBunny said:  
 
LaLuSh 
 Honestly, I've never even heard of this guy before, but just look at that beard! 
 On first glance I was sure that was Keanu Reeves.
Ugh, that's Dave Grohl
#17 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2030 posts) -

What makes this thread weirder is the lack of Liquid'Tyler and Liquid'TLO.  
 
But, oh well, I'll hope I just missed them in the sheer mass of pictures here. 

#18 Posted by BeachThunder (12407 posts) -

Nazgul is adorable <3
 
The guy he's standing on - not so much.

#19 Posted by Marz (5671 posts) -

*walks in, pauses and stares for a moment and then slowly proceeds to walk backwards out of the thread*

#20 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

@RedEyesBlueBunny:

That is not Go0dy. That is a really shit mirror in X which makes him look like a troll.

That's him!

This thread is utterly retarded. Don't be using the word gayest pejoratively you fuckwit.

#21 Posted by onimonkii (2463 posts) -

no tyler? list is busted

#22 Posted by JustKamToo (724 posts) -

I'd have to go with the female one...oh

#23 Posted by csl316 (9421 posts) -

I want to reply to this topic with something witty, possibly clever.

But I have no words.

(btw, vote Dimaga)

#24 Edited by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow: cool 
edit: sorry i seem to have hit a soft spot for you there. no offense intended, and maybe i should've thought about the title of this post a little more. i didn't intend to use the word pejoratively, (learned a new word today!) but i guess i failed at making it anything else. but if you wanna say this thread is utterly retarded, that's cool with me
#25 Posted by SomeGuy (31 posts) -

@onimonkii said:

no tyler? list is busted

this.

Also, how is Geoff only in Silver?

#26 Edited by raiz265 (2242 posts) -
@SeriouslyNow said:

@RedEyesBlueBunny:

That is not Go0dy. That is a really shit mirror in X which makes him look like a troll.

That's him!

This thread is utterly retarded. Don't be using the word gayest pejoratively you fuckwit.

that second picture WAS goody, he's put on quite some weight since SC2 got released :P 
 
 
 
tyler, demuslim, moonglade are missing!
#27 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -

Starcraft II makes me feel dirty.

#28 Posted by Duke_Lion (221 posts) -

Did you just say that ThorZaIN is in Bronze league? Incontrol in Silver? Are you fucking retarded?

#29 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -
@Duke_Lion said:
Did you just say that ThorZaIN is in Bronze league? Incontrol in Silver? Are you fucking retarded?
sure they're hella good at starcraft, but handsome?
#30 Posted by MauveForest (589 posts) -

Tasteless isn''t number one therefore this list is wrong people.

Also, isn't Leenock like 15? Weird that you have him at 2....just saying....

#31 Posted by Duke_Lion (221 posts) -
@MauveForest said:

Tasteless isn''t number one therefore this list is wrong people.


MauveForest speaks the truth.
#32 Posted by Bollard (5838 posts) -

I'm completely straight, but you list is totally missing this: 
 

   
C'mawn, look how adorable he is! Also thanks to Hampe for the image.
#33 Posted by EvilTwin (3324 posts) -

Tasteless is by far the most handsome nerd there.

#34 Posted by Wunder_ (1171 posts) -

Naugrim. Hahahahahaha

#35 Posted by csl316 (9421 posts) -

@MauveForest said:

Tasteless isn''t number one therefore this list is wrong people.

Also, isn't Leenock like 15? Weird that you have him at 2....just saying....

All of the above is accurate.

#36 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I was expecting a mod that turns all StarCraft units into Cho Aniki-esque men. Where is my mod?

#37 Posted by baldgye (757 posts) -

I'd go gay for NaDa and Tasteless.

#38 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -

Well, I thought you were gonna mean lame by gay and start to complain and then I would leave a sarcastic comment. 
 
But this is legitimately gay.

#39 Posted by ImperiousRix (2963 posts) -

*Walks into thread* 
*Sees what's going on* 
*Slowly backs out of thread*

#40 Posted by bybeach (4994 posts) -

This thread...why so many guys? I'm getting nervous. But hey, nice cat back there, I sure miss mine. And yeah, I saw Goody a few weeks back on a SC2 show I watched for a one-time lark. My brother came over to borrow a saw, and enjoyed the matches also. But damn, that guy needs to re-lose the wieght!

#41 Posted by supermike6 (3640 posts) -

I'm just going to say Day9 and then slowly walk out of this thread, trying to pretend that I never meant to be here and didn't  just read the whole list and all the comments.

#42 Posted by coakroach (2492 posts) -

...why?

#43 Posted by Kandycane2029 (511 posts) -
#44 Posted by Hzaife (160 posts) -

Bischu ftw lol

#45 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1011 posts) -
@coakroach said:
...why?
...why not?
#46 Posted by DG991 (1340 posts) -

Aw man... If I was pro at sc2 I'd put these guys to shame *johnny bravo mirror*

#47 Posted by Turambar (6889 posts) -

Have you guys seen the promo image used for Boxer in the NASL?  He is so dreamy...

#48 Posted by Onno10 (405 posts) -

I don't play starcraft but this shit is weird

#49 Posted by Fattony12000 (7559 posts) -

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