The Steam winter achievements have not been so kind to me. I'm sure many of you know this pain well. Across 44 earned achievements (so far), I've earned a smattering of coupons for already-inexpensive games.

Beyond that, though, I've also gotten 8 Valve coupons.

Something about this ridiculousness struck a nerve. I have a NEED, now, for more. Trading with my friends and a few acquaintances on my Steam list got my coupon count over 20.

After that, I went to a couple of forums and told them of my dilemma. Today, I'm at 620(!) coupons in my inventory, the lion's share of which are delicious, delicious Valve coupons. But it's STILL not enough.

My GB friends, if you have Valve coupons, or anything other useless coupons that you're not going to use, let it be known that I want them! Add me on Steam ("ateatree") and send me the chaff of your inventory, and I'll be happy to entertain you with screenshots of my ridiculous inventory and/or a letter to Gaben asking what to do with all those coupons.

To reiterate: I don't want anything that you actually do want. If you have an actual game or something that's of use to you, please feel free to redeem it for yourself, put it up on SteamGifts, or do as you like. If, though, you've got coupons that you have absolutely no use for (especially Valve coupons,) I want them! I will suffer the collective burden of terrible coupons for everyone!

Screenshot #1, right as things took off: http://i.imgur.com/l5jD9.png

Screenshot #2, sexy sexy screenshot 2: How about this sexy page of coupons? This do anything for you? http://i.imgur.com/A0snX.png