These Steam Sales are Terrible

#1 Posted by Zella (750 posts) -

I don't get how everyone is saying that Steam has good deals. Look at these:

#2 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4973 posts) -

YOU GET NOTHING!
 
GOOD DAY, SIR!

#3 Posted by valrog (3671 posts) -

Because you haven't voted for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings yet.

I miss Sir Roderick's letters...

#4 Posted by mtcantor (948 posts) -

*is wondering how many folks will read this topic and not notice the 0% in the picture and as such will miss the joke*

#5 Posted by JJOR64 (18990 posts) -

@valrog said:

Because you haven't voted for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings yet.

What this dude said. VOTE FOR THE WITCHER 2 NOW

#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

@mtcantor said:

*is wondering how many folks will read this topic and not notice the 0% in the picture and as such will miss the joke*

I'm guilty. I stared at the image for a minute and still didn't see the problem.

#7 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

Steam doesn't like you. It's racist.

#8 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Steam doesn't like you. It's racist.

gaben
#9 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@AhmadMetallic said:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Steam doesn't like you. It's racist.

gaben
#10 Posted by xMP44x (2193 posts) -

I bought Mafia II because I love Mafia II. I hope they put The City of Lost Heaven up for next to nothing as well. I'll vote for The Witcher 2 as well, even though it isn't really going to run on my system (GT220 ;___;).

#11 Posted by captain_max707 (490 posts) -

It's the first day. Can't start the show with a show stopper. 

#12 Posted by DonutFever (3551 posts) -

GUYS READ THE THREAD

#13 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -

Never satisfied.

#14 Posted by Viking_Funeral (1786 posts) -

I'll admit, I thought it was a generic complaint thread before I started reading the other comments.

#15 Posted by FateOfNever (1839 posts) -

I feel as if the joke part of this thread wouldn't have been lost had he simply posted the picture larger than what he did. At its current size it's really easy to miss the 0% on everything.

#16 Posted by MentalDisruption (1635 posts) -

@mtcantor said:

*is wondering how many folks will read this topic and not notice the 0% in the picture and as such will miss the joke*

Yep, I would have if you hadn't posted this.

#17 Posted by probablytuna (3658 posts) -

Damn it, I just bought Mafia II as part of a 2 for $40 deal at Ozgameshop. Curse you Steam! Why didn't you start the sale sooner!

#18 Posted by Milkman (16787 posts) -

Looks like some killer deals to me.

#19 Posted by JCTango (1362 posts) -

@BraveToaster said:

@mtcantor said:

*is wondering how many folks will read this topic and not notice the 0% in the picture and as such will miss the joke*

I'm guilty. I stared at the image for a minute and still didn't see the problem.

Me toooooo :(. Damn.

#20 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Not evil, just capitalist.
#21 Posted by mandude (2669 posts) -

I think they're bad regardless of any glitch. :(

#22 Posted by Nightriff (5080 posts) -

@JJOR64 said:

@valrog said:

Because you haven't voted for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings yet.

What this dude said. VOTE FOR THE WITCHER 2 NOW

Was SOOOOOOOOOO hoping for the 60% off and stupid people went for SR3, oh well bought it anyway

#23 Posted by hughesman (312 posts) -

Ha! yeah i opened up steam and it was a bunch of 0% discounts and games not available in my region. I refreshed the page to see the normal steam goodness. Already bought Legend of grimrock and saints row the third. :D

#24 Posted by yoshisaur (2723 posts) -

@mtcantor: It took me a second, LOL.

#25 Posted by theveej (831 posts) -

@Nightriff said:

@JJOR64 said:

@valrog said:

Because you haven't voted for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings yet.

What this dude said. VOTE FOR THE WITCHER 2 NOW

Was SOOOOOOOOOO hoping for the 60% off and stupid people went for SR3, oh well bought it anyway

Yah fucking assholes, WITCHER 2 WAS THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE. you can get sr3 in THQ pack if ur interested in any warhammer game for way better deal.

#26 Posted by Getz (3007 posts) -

I got the joke but it wasn't funny.

#27 Posted by Echofoxz (98 posts) -

Today's deals are only okay because I already own most of the games on sale today.

#28 Posted by Nightriff (5080 posts) -

@theveej: Fuck steam users, they cost me like 8 bucks because they wanted a purple dildo, assholes.

#29 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1439 posts) -

I feel like an idiot.

#30 Posted by Marz (5652 posts) -

someone should put that gabe newell picture through that program that changes you into a girl... i bet it would be hilarious.

#31 Posted by c_rakestraw (853 posts) -

Zero percent off? How could you not want to jump those amazing deals?!

#32 Edited by Grimhild (723 posts) -

@Marz said:

someone should put that gabe newell picture through that program that changes you into a girl... i bet it would be hilarious.

I'd love to doll up Gabe. It would be hilarious.

CLICK MEH!

EDIT: Aww. He's not dancing unless you click him... oh well.

#33 Posted by demonbear (1859 posts) -

there was so much hype coming to that summer sale, I think people actually expected free games. Seriously guys. Its the first day. Chillax will ya? Still bought the Bethsoft pack and Terraria so, great day for me! :d

#34 Posted by grayfox1210 (199 posts) -

You do realize it's only the first day and will be going on for 19 more, right? Stop getting your panties in a twist.

#35 Posted by TwoArmed (114 posts) -

@demonbear: @grayfox1210: Look at the image again... He's not actually "upset" about anything.

#36 Posted by grayfox1210 (199 posts) -

GIMME MOAR 0% DISCOUNTS!!!

#37 Posted by JJOR64 (18990 posts) -

@theveej said:

@Nightriff said:

@JJOR64 said:

@valrog said:

Because you haven't voted for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings yet.

What this dude said. VOTE FOR THE WITCHER 2 NOW

Was SOOOOOOOOOO hoping for the 60% off and stupid people went for SR3, oh well bought it anyway

Yah fucking assholes, WITCHER 2 WAS THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE. you can get sr3 in THQ pack if ur interested in any warhammer game for way better deal.

The Witcher 2 is still 40% off. Going to wait and see if the 60% offer comes up again. If not, then I will get it at 40% off which is still a great deal.

#38 Posted by ch3burashka (5072 posts) -

Stupid Steam, not giving me games for the prices I want... These sales aren't good enough!

#39 Posted by Korwin (2864 posts) -

Picked up the SEGA pack. Big Bo on a Budget.

#40 Posted by AndrewB (7613 posts) -

Just wait until it starts going into the positive percentages.

#41 Posted by Akyho (1639 posts) -

I dont know.@AndrewB said:

Just wait until it starts going into the positive percentages.

Wait until they go into the negatives! Then the steam sales will be more awesome than 0%!!!

#42 Posted by Xymox (2088 posts) -

Seems about right. I remember trying Gothic 1-3... If they pay me 20 pounds, I'll totally play them again. Sorry to anyone who really likes Gothic. I just couldn't get into it.

#43 Posted by Packie (255 posts) -

gaben betrayed us. :(

#44 Posted by smallmanoncampus (116 posts) -

WE ARE THE 0%!

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