Can anyone on this earth show me how to use Akuma's Super or Ultra combo, because I have absolutely no idea how to do all the button presses....it's just too ridiculous for me, I mean I don't know how to do charges either, but...help me on both of these issues.

Charges

Akuma Super/Ultra.

You use Akuma? I hate you.

I don't I just want to learn to...I use Ken....or Dan haha

It's pretty easy.  It's just learning the pace at which to do them.  It's 5 moves, all spaced apart equally.  Roughly .5 seconds apart.

Ultra
LP + LP + back + LK + HP

Just go into training and turn on max Ultra/Super bars and practice the timing.  His Super's the same accept the joystick motion is towards.

Soon as you hit that timing you'll hit it every time (and I'm not very good at this game lol ).

To do this attack:     <--- charge --->  Punch  , for example, keep pressing Back for two seconds and then quickly press Forward and any punch button. You can also charge Back while crouching (keep pressing Down and Back) or while jumping (press Back after you jump) to charge an attack without moving.
To perform Akuma's Super Combo, quickly press Light Punch twice ( the X button in the 360 version), tap Forward then press Light Kick ( A) and Hard Punch (Right Button) at the same time (it works). To perform the Ultra Combo, do the same thing but press Back instead of Forward. It will become the easiest Ultra/Super Combo to pull off once you've practiced a little bit.

thanks dudes...it actually is WAYYYYYYYY EASY didn't even know haha. thanks again...and also triple thanks for no noob comments haha.