So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things.
Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys, so instead, I decided to upload some videos that I said specifically I wasn't going to, because they are so terrible. These were recorded on Friday the 18th, and I'm only posting so I can at least show you guys me sandbagging a guy for a round, and then this dude proceeding to sandbag the shit out of me for the final two rounds.
I thought it was hilarious, and I didn't care if I lost, but these matches are really terrible, for both players. So compensation for you, and myself, I present: The Worst Fucking Online Video Of All Fucking Time
So sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, and don't take this shit seriously, at all.
Street Fighter IV
Game » consists of 9 releases. Released Jul 18, 2008
After nearly a decade in hiatus, Capcom's signature mainline fighting game series resurfaces with its fourth main installment, combining the traditional 2D gameplay with modern fully-3D graphics.
For Your Amusement
I'm not sure I see the sandbagging. Sandbagging implies you're joking around/playing like shit on purpose.
" Yeah, I am not see any sandbagging either. I see you playing like you typically do, and your run-of-the-mill-only-use-special-moves Honda. Sandbagging is when Ultima stands there an entire round and only tea bags the ground and throws in a taunt for good measure. "lmao. Not sure when I did that, must have been drunk.
I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things.
" I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things. "You had the Street Fucker IV video. That was nerdrage. We seriously need to learn to laugh at nerdrage. When I was watching the end of the video, I laughed my ass off because of how crazy I sound.
" @lordofultima said:Yeah but even that I knew I was going to be recording my getting angry, so I dial it back. It turns into funny nerd rage. Nerd Rage in the flesh for me is never fun or funny, it's emotionally very taxing." I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things. "You had the Street Fucker IV video. That was nerdrage. We seriously need to learn to laugh at nerdrage. When I was watching the end of the video, I laughed my ass off because of how crazy I sound. "
It's not really a specific person, but I can sort of tell that nerdrage is this unspoken thing you're not supposed to do and not talk about, and nobody ever really laughs at nerdraging. Maybe it's just from seeing people watch those DarkSydePhil videos and when someone even gets a little bit like that it's like, "you're pathetic." I don't know man, me and my illusive ways, I suppose.
" @lordofultima: You seem to have an awesome relationship with your mom, so I will go with punching your grandma. Amirite? "DAMN, how did you know/!
" I'm going to go with a glass clock breaking and falling. Nobody kicks holes in walls anymore, and the glass clock seems more likely. "No, I kicked a hole in the wall which caused the clock to fall and break.
"So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things. Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys,"
I hope you weren't recording during our match last night. Or if you were, that was part of the footage lost. I have no freakin clue how to beat your Guile. :< Make some more videos so I can study how you play. :)
'Autocorrect, be my best frieeendd'
@tatsuyame: I was trying to figure out where I added you from, haha. The only thing I will tell you, is I cross up a lot, so be prepared to throw if I cross you up, so you can tech it, or I will get to it first. Chun Li has REALLY good pokes, use that to your advantage. She has a lot of fast, safe, stuff, so use that to your advantage.
" "So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things. Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys," I hope you weren't recording during our match last night. Or if you were, that was part of the footage lost. I have no freakin clue how to beat your Guile. :< Make some more videos so I can study how you play. :)'Autocorrect, be my best frieeendd' "Pick Ken. Victory is yours.
@Napalm The really f'd up thing about yesterday was that NONE of my techs were working. I would literally press throw at the same time they would and I wouldn't tech. I really need to practice those. She does have great pokes, but that doesn't help when I can't get in on you :/ . One thing I should have abused was Chun's apparent free sweep on Guile's wakeup (I believe she does, not sure on the specifics though. Something about wonky hitboxes in this game) Also, if I didn't hazanshu into a SB like forty times, I might have lived longer. -_-
@Stang
You mean Sagat?
" @Napalm The really f'd up thing about yesterday was that NONE of my techs were working. I would literally press throw at the same time they would and I wouldn't tech. I really need to practice those. She does have great pokes, but that doesn't help when I can't get in on you :/ . One thing I should have abused was Chun's apparent free sweep on Guile's wakeup (I believe she does, not sure on the specifics though. Something about wonky hitboxes in this game) Also, if I didn't hazanshu into a SB like forty times, I might have lived longer. -_- "I've stopped doing wake up special moves, for the most part, but occasionally, in a last stretch of desperation I'll do a wake up Ultra to see if it connects.
" No, I mean Ken. Try it next time you play Napalm. "Ken isn't a big weakness for me, you just know how to use him differently than everybody else, haha.
@tatsuyame said:
" @Napalm Yeah, that was the only way I got some damage on you. Kudos on those 1-frame link BnB's, I still don't have Chun's down with any reliability. "
Guile's only reliable combos are the jab combos, so it's what I use most often, paired with long range fierce attacks and Sonic Booms, I can confuse my opponent fairly easily. Like I always say, though I'm not really that good at the game, I'm just pretty good with spacing and zoning. I always try to work more on spacing that trying to fit together long and complicated combos. Chun Li can be used in a similar matter, as well.
" man, what a shitty match up for honda. I fucking hate sfiv. lol at that honda though. "Aww you be jumping on the hate train now?
@lordofultima said:
" @Napalm said:lmao win." I'm going to go with a glass clock breaking and falling. Nobody kicks holes in walls anymore, and the glass clock seems more likely. "No, I kicked a hole in the wall which caused the clock to fall and break. "
" @Thrawn said:naw I love sfiv but sometimes it can be the most frustrating game ever. usually tiers don't matter that much but sfiv is such a slow game that you basically have time to think about frame data while you're playing. there are certain matchups where you just know there are certain situations your character can be put in and you just have to sit there and take chip damage. it also doesn't help that the majority of texas players use balrog, my worst matchup." man, what a shitty match up for honda. I fucking hate sfiv. lol at that honda though. "Aww you be jumping on the hate train now? "
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