So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things.
 
Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys, so instead, I decided to upload some videos that I said specifically I wasn't going to, because they are so terrible. These were recorded on Friday the 18th, and I'm only posting so I can at least show you guys me sandbagging a guy for a round, and then this dude proceeding to sandbag the shit out of me for the final two rounds.
 
I thought it was hilarious, and I didn't care if I lost, but these matches are really terrible, for both players. So compensation for you, and myself, I present: The Worst Fucking Online Video Of All Fucking Time
 
So sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, and don't take this shit seriously, at all.
 
 

I'm not sure I see the sandbagging. Sandbagging implies you're joking around/playing like shit on purpose.

Yeah, I am not see any sandbagging either. I see you playing like you typically do, and your run-of-the-mill-only-use-special-moves Honda. Sandbagging is when Ultima stands there an entire round and only tea bags  the ground and throws in a taunt for good measure.

" Yeah, I am not see any sandbagging either. I see you playing like you typically do, and your run-of-the-mill-only-use-special-moves Honda. Sandbagging is when Ultima stands there an entire round and only tea bags  the ground and throws in a taunt for good measure. "

Sandbaging that was not, you got nerd rage at the end =\

I hope you guys watched until the end, because that's the funniest part, haha. 
 
@Jeffsekai: Did you like, not read the OP?

Yeah it was a good watch.

I find nerdrage hilarious. Not as in, "that guys retarded because he nerdraged," but more like, "nerdrage is so ridiculous and we all do it when we lose."
 
Lighten up, folks.

I do it whenever I lose a lot in a row. Friday was a terrible day for fighting.
 
But seriously, we need to get past this concept of "if you nerdrage you're an idiot." We're not all stupid fuckhead DarkSydePhil nerdragers. There's a clear difference between him and other people.

I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things.

" I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things. "

" @lordofultima said:

" I wish I could capture nerd rage of mine on film, but any time I'm recording and rage I never put the video up because of it. Holy crap do I break things. "

You had the Street Fucker IV video. That was nerdrage. We seriously need to learn to laugh at nerdrage. When I was watching the end of the video, I laughed my ass off because of how crazy I sound. "

It's not really a specific person, but I can sort of tell that nerdrage is this unspoken thing you're not supposed to do and not talk about, and nobody ever really laughs at nerdraging. Maybe it's just from seeing people watch those DarkSydePhil videos and when someone even gets a little bit like that it's like, "you're pathetic." I don't know man, me and my illusive ways, I suppose.

" @lordofultima: You seem to have an awesome relationship with your mom, so I will go with punching your grandma.  Amirite? "

I'm going to go with a glass clock breaking and falling. Nobody kicks holes in walls anymore, and the glass clock seems more likely.

" I'm going to go with a glass clock breaking and falling. Nobody kicks holes in walls anymore, and the glass clock seems more likely. "

"So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things. Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys," 
I hope you weren't recording during our match last night. Or if you were, that was part of the footage lost. I have no freakin clue how to beat your Guile. :<  Make some more videos so I can study how you play.   :)
'Autocorrect, be my best frieeendd'

" "So, I originally had some cool and awesome matches recorded earlier today. I had probably a good 40 minutes worth of matches, but somewhere in there, iMovie thought it was a splendid idea to go ahead and crash and lose all of my recorded footage. And yes, I am ghetto because I don't use a standalone camera for recording things. Anyway, I lost all of my footage, I was going to show to you guys,"  I hope you weren't recording during our match last night. Or if you were, that was part of the footage lost. I have no freakin clue how to beat your Guile. :<  Make some more videos so I can study how you play.   :)'Autocorrect, be my best frieeendd' "

YES, HONDA WON!!!    GUANTANAMO BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That was a pretty good match.

@Napalm The really f'd up thing about yesterday was that NONE of my techs were working. I would literally press throw at the same time they would and I wouldn't tech. I really need to practice those. She does have great pokes, but that doesn't help when I can't get in on you :/ . One thing I should have abused was Chun's apparent free sweep on Guile's wakeup (I believe she does, not sure on the specifics though. Something about wonky hitboxes in this game) Also, if I didn't hazanshu into a SB like forty times, I might have lived longer. -_-
 
@Stang
You mean Sagat?

" @Napalm The really f'd up thing about yesterday was that NONE of my techs were working. I would literally press throw at the same time they would and I wouldn't tech. I really need to practice those. She does have great pokes, but that doesn't help when I can't get in on you :/ . One thing I should have abused was Chun's apparent free sweep on Guile's wakeup (I believe she does, not sure on the specifics though. Something about wonky hitboxes in this game) Also, if I didn't hazanshu into a SB like forty times, I might have lived longer. -_- "

No, I mean Ken. Try it next time you play Napalm.

@Napalm Yeah, that was the only way I got some damage on you. Kudos on those 1-frame link BnB's, I still don't have Chun's down with any reliability.

" No, I mean Ken. Try it next time you play Napalm. "

" @Napalm Yeah, that was the only way I got some damage on you. Kudos on those 1-frame link BnB's, I still don't have Chun's down with any reliability. "

man, what a shitty match up for honda. I fucking hate sfiv. lol at that honda though.

" man, what a shitty match up for honda. I fucking hate sfiv. lol at that honda though. "

" @Napalm said:

" I'm going to go with a glass clock breaking and falling. Nobody kicks holes in walls anymore, and the glass clock seems more likely. "

No, I kicked a hole in the wall which caused the clock to fall and break. "

" @Thrawn said:

" man, what a shitty match up for honda. I fucking hate sfiv. lol at that honda though. "

Aww you be jumping on the hate train now? "