Is this a masturbation simulator...

#1 Posted by Holographic_Charizard (30 posts) -

or handjob simulator, and you are the black woman giving a handjob to a white man

#2 Posted by Colin (707 posts) -

WTF.
#3 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4894 posts) -

Neither. 
 
Definitely a BJ simulator.

#4 Posted by AjayRaz (12422 posts) -

it's a masturbation simulator

#5 Posted by emkeighcameron (1876 posts) -

It's for all you ladies out there wondering how us men live without you

#6 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Guys just because I play a masturbation simulator doesn't mean I have any interest in masterbating.

#7 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

wtf

#8 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -

This exists?

#9 Posted by Kohe321 (3523 posts) -

Hahahaha

#10 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

dude that shit is messed up i dont want to play that game. but i bet if i bought it it would be worth alot soon.

#11 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2379 posts) -

It turns purple?! how tight is the hand! and who buys this?
#12 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -
@Xpgamer7 said:
" It turns purple?! how tight is the hand! and who buys this? "
People who are entertained by simulating masturbation but don't want to masturbate themselves.
#13 Posted by Capum15 (4849 posts) -

Ahahahaha. Wow.

#14 Posted by Emilio (3380 posts) -

Talk about blue balls! That's a blue dick! 
 
To me, I think its Elvis giving handjobs, cos that looks like his white suit. 
 
But the hand is brown, so it could be like a Soul or R&B singer or something...

#15 Posted by nick69 (625 posts) -

I want to know how this game was conceptualized by the developers.
 
And why the fuck they would ever think a masturbation simulator would actually sell..

#16 Posted by torus (1096 posts) -

Simulator? Or STIMULATOR?

#17 Posted by eldiax (632 posts) -
@TheFreeMan said:
" This exists? "
#18 Posted by Capum15 (4849 posts) -
@torus said:
" Simulator? Or STIMULATOR? "
*from the back*
 
I get it!
...
Oh, now I get it.
#19 Posted by natetodamax (19191 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" it's a masturbation simulator "
No it's not, unless the guy's hand is racially different than the rest of his body.
#20 Posted by AjayRaz (12422 posts) -
@natetodamax said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" it's a masturbation simulator "
No it's not, unless the guy's hand is racially different than the rest of his body. "
oh wow. i just saw that. i only judged from  
 


Stroker is a male masturbation simulator for the Commodore 64 by Magic Carpet Software.

and i've been to that page a couple times too o-O 
#21 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

Oh my god. Why does this stuff exist?

#22 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) -

I love how we actually have some detail on the game aswell.
 
But really, who thinks up these games.

#23 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" it's a masturbation simulator "
you would know
#24 Posted by AjayRaz (12422 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" it's a masturbation simulator "
you would know "
it says right on the wiki page o-O 
#25 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @Ryax said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" it's a masturbation simulator "
you would know "
it says right on the wiki page o-O  "
just remembering your history of "sex games" is all
#26 Posted by Underachiever007 (2468 posts) -

Oh, GB Wiki, I have learned so much because of you.

#27 Posted by AlphaCentauri (183 posts) -
@SpikeSpiegel said:
" Oh my god. Why does this stuff exist? "
I wish I knew. Wait, no I don't.

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