Stuff you Don't want to see

#1 Posted by hazzard4123 (199 posts) -

Did anyone ever play this game? the page is empty, I want to know more

#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (16531 posts) -

What...?

#3 Edited by HelixSnake (230 posts) -

This is ridiculous; I love seeing my hand.

#4 Posted by Endogene (5183 posts) -

Found a screen of the game, it's in the game's gallery. The game is themed "adult" so don't say i did not warn you.

#5 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

At least other adult games have slightly subtle or erotic sounding titles but this just sounds like an episode of Special Victims Unit.

#6 Posted by Endogene (5183 posts) -

I have no idea what i have just played... was i the hand, was i the penis? Why is this black woman watching? Was it her hand? i think i was the hand.... Anyway Giantbomb.com most complete resource on stroker for the commondore 64.

#7 Posted by Optiow (1785 posts) -

I have never heard of it unitl now.

#8 Posted by LordAndrew (14591 posts) -

The screenshots really help. :)

#9 Posted by Endogene (5183 posts) -

Its a shame that we cant upload music because that was some stunning stuff.

#10 Posted by lvl10Wizard (336 posts) -

You need a joystick to play this game.

#11 Posted by clarke0 (1082 posts) -

Why does this game even exist? This isn't something you need a simulation for.... if you catch my drift.

#12 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1804 posts) -

I always assumed it was something dirty. Going back to the old hotspot days I can remember at least 1 podcast every year in which Jeff mentioned this game. It sounded dirty but no one ever explained what it was.

#13 Edited by Rayfield (2274 posts) -

I'm embarrased to know this game. It floated around in the mid-80s and was one of those 'ooh, naughty' games kids loved to hide from their parents.

Basically, it was a single screen with a massive cock with a hand wrapped around it. You moved the joystick up and down to...well you can probably guess the rest. Success in the game was reached when you saw small white pixels burst forth from the cock.

That was it. That was the whole game.

Don't expect a XBLA remake anytime soon.

#14 Posted by LiquidPrince (16531 posts) -
Rayfield said:
"I'm embarrased to know this game. It floated around in the mid-80s and was one of those 'ooh, naughty' games kids loved to hide from their parents.

Basically, it was a single screen with a massive cock with a hand wrapped around it. You moved the joystick up and down to...well you can probably guess the rest. Success in the game was reached when you saw small white pixels burst forth from the cock.

That was it. That was the whole game.

Don't expect a XBLA remake anytime soon."

Hehehe...

#15 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2331 posts) -

I still can't believe this exists

#16 Posted by TooWalrus (13344 posts) -

Hehe... peter meter.

#17 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3547 posts) -

YES! This game was referenced on the bombcast on 4-20-10! 
 
Love references to this game.

#18 Posted by AlphaCentauri (201 posts) -
@LordAndrew said:
" The screenshots really help. :) "
This x1000
#19 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3547 posts) -

I just noticed the Peter Meter. Jesus Christ.

#20 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -

I want a next gen version on the PS3 called "Stroker 3D."

#21 Posted by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -

out of all the threads to necromance.....

#22 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3547 posts) -
@CL60 said:
I want a next gen version on the PS3 called "Stroker 3D."
Stroker: Reloaded. :)
#23 Posted by WMoyer83 (726 posts) -

Wow, my mind is full of fuck

#24 Posted by meshello76 (2 posts) -

How do you play this game without the commendor 64? It looks fun just to laugh at!

#25 Posted by Breadfan (6803 posts) -
#26 Posted by jking47 (1266 posts) -

I think this thread needs to be revived regularly just so people can learn about this masterpiece of a game.

#27 Posted by eroticfishcake (7856 posts) -

For a second I thought this was about Bram Stoker...well...

IT IS NOW!
#28 Posted by DeF (5236 posts) -

oh........ stroker ....... now I get it.....

#29 Posted by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

Wow.  :D

#30 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3547 posts) -

@jking47 said:

I think this thread needs to be revived regularly just so people can learn about this masterpiece of a game.

More like masturpiece, am I right?

#31 Edited by believer258 (13034 posts) -

I had already been linked to this game a long time ago, but I still did not notice the "peter meter". That's hilarious.

#32 Posted by Rainbowkisses (519 posts) -

I need to play this game just to learn how accurate this simulation is. I am quite the connoisseur of this particular field.

#33 Posted by Milkman (18092 posts) -

Why does that man have a blue penis?

#34 Posted by BeachThunder (13352 posts) -

So, if and when they decide to do a C64 livestream, they're going to play Stroker, right?

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