New Character Announced for PC Version

#1 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -

#2 Posted by JJOR64 (19543 posts) -

Nice!  I really should get the PC version of this game.

#3 Posted by Weltal (2300 posts) -

Fantastic. Gota love a great response to crazy ol' PETA.

#4 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5878 posts) -


#5 Posted by Skald (4387 posts) -

 I'm calling it: Tofu boy will not be good.
#6 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6652 posts) -
@extremeradical: I'm really hoping he just instantly dies after a few seconds and then some hilarious text is displayed. 
#7 Posted by Skald (4387 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:
" @extremeradical: I'm really hoping he just instantly dies after a few seconds and then some hilarious text is displayed.  "
Well, if my brief experience with the actual Super Tofu Boy game is any indicator, he definitely won't be able to stick to walls, he'll randomly freak out at inopportune moments, and his momentum will be influenced by abominable flash game physics. 
So he might as well just die at the beginning of the level. It would save us all some time.
#8 Posted by JP_Russell (1167 posts) -

Hmm.  Pink(-ish?) and intentionally sucky.  The "Dan" of Super Meat Boy, mayhaps?

#9 Posted by Sarumarine (2479 posts) -

I'm hoping that Super Tofu Boy will have all his stats scaled back so he can BARELY finish a level. As JP_Russell said, the "Dan" joke character of Super Meat Boy.

#10 Posted by Skald (4387 posts) -

 Now we're cooking with Tofu.
#11 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12663 posts) -

That is amazing. I love how quick they've responded to that stupid PETA game.

#12 Posted by Skald (4387 posts) -

Tofu Boy is now live, and Christ, is he slow.

#13 Posted by Entus (256 posts) -

He can hardly do even do wall jumps.

#14 Edited by Skald (4387 posts) -
@Entus said:

" He can hardly do even do wall jumps. "

To be fair, he could hardly do wall jumps in PETA's game either. 
I like the achievement for "unlocking" him though: 
You just changed the world! 
Oh, and here's this: 
#15 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (6260 posts) -

PETA got trolled.

#16 Posted by LordAndrew (14588 posts) -

Tofu Boy is overpowered.

#17 Posted by Skald (4387 posts) -
@LordAndrew said:
" Tofu Boy is overpowered. "
Interesting fact: 1.8% of players have "unlocked" Tofu Boy. That's equal to the amount of people who have Naija.

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