xhardkorex's Super Meat Boy (Xbox 360 Games Store) review

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the most hardcore of all games and this game sucks aha

so sicknick or whatever that guy that review this game he say it is the best game but then i downloaded it and it made my dick hurt
 
what is this stupid shit
 
if i want a hardcore game i play halo reach or some other shit
 
super meat boy is a flash game made by gay babies who want to be invader zim which is even gayer than being a gay baby and they are super gay and i dont like gay people or  gay videogames and this game almost made  me gay because i beat it 20 times this review said i could never beat it it so hard but it isnt
 
i am good at super mario i can jump over all the holes so super meat boy was no challenge for me, and i was  saddened to know there was nothing to it but jumping
 
overall this game is great please buy it
 
PSYJKE!!!

8 Comments
Posted by tsolless

You are a very poor, obvious troll, dude.
 
Also, just to note, XHardKOREX and rockcock 64 are the same person. Both accounts were made half an hour ago within a few minutes of each other. Both names are cock names, both are nintendo fans, etc.

Posted by Th3_James

Halo Reach isn't a hardcore game, and I hate the term "Hardcore Game"  
 
these are games not porn genre's

Posted by captain_max707

Loved your review. It's nice to see that there are people out there who really take their time when considering a game to review, play it to the fullest, and then compare it only to itself when writing a review. I applaud your words, as these are the words of someone who is truly a capable reviewer. 
 
 
 PSYJKE!!!    

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Posted by claudius

This is hilarious. The only thing that would have made it better is if he used the word "gay" 10+ times rather than only 7 in that one sentence.

Posted by Babylonian

this review owns

Edited by bybeach

I look to this review for my deepest inspiration. The best, or worst part, was that I was already prejudiced (word of  deliberate choice) against his game anyways. 
 
In case the sarcasm isn't perceived...wtf guy? 
 
Oh, a troll.....I know it was U, Mario!

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