"Super Smash Bros Brawl, as a whole. Only in this game can you have Solid Snake grow three times his normal size, turn Fox McCloud into liquid metal, and then have ManaphyMarth and Kirbyswap bodies. Not to mention bunny ears for everyone; pallette swaps; one Final Smash which causes random, uncontrollable status effects; one Final Smash which makes everyone fall asleep; and Peach's lacy panties. The cast contains three beautiful women (one of whom can roll into a ball and one of whom can do a very convincing imitation of a man), three muscular older men (two in incredibly tight outfits), three Bishonen, eight furries, five shota, and eight monsters (ten if you count Kirby and Metaknight), and that's just for starters. There's a reason there's a tremendous amount of Rule Thirty Four for this game."
I doubt I can ever look Sakurai in the eyes after having read this perverted breakdown of his game
To say NOTHING of King Dedede, in ANY of his incarnations, for this troper. C'mon, people: giant inflatable penguin who apparently has an ARMY of servants to wait on him hand and foot and a tendency to swallow his rival whole, who typically ends up mind-controlled by an amorphous Cosmic Horror. That is every single fetish I have smashed into one squooshy, blue, semi-spherical package.
To say NOTHING of King Dedede, in ANY of his incarnations, for this troper. C'mon, people: giant inflatable penguin who apparently has an ARMY of servants to wait on him hand and foot and a tendency to swallow his rival whole, who typically ends up mind-controlled by an amorphous Cosmic Horror. That is every single fetish I have smashed into one squooshy, blue, semi-spherical package.
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