yourmomismywh*re

Posted by JJOR64 (18908 posts) -

So I was playing some HDR, fighting some scrubby Akumas.  For those of you that don't know, Akuma is broken in HDR and ST as well.  So I sent a message to one of them, then I got this message back.
 



Wow...
 
The lesson to learn here:  Don't play Ranked in HDR.  You will fight a ton of turtleing Akumas/Shotos.  Play this game with friends.
 

 Jordan, over and out.
 
 

BONUS STAGE!!!!
 
  
#1 Posted by JJOR64 (18908 posts) -

So I was playing some HDR, fighting some scrubby Akumas.  For those of you that don't know, Akuma is broken in HDR and ST as well.  So I sent a message to one of them, then I got this message back.
 



Wow...
 
The lesson to learn here:  Don't play Ranked in HDR.  You will fight a ton of turtleing Akumas/Shotos.  Play this game with friends.
 

 Jordan, over and out.
 
 

BONUS STAGE!!!!
 
  
#2 Posted by davidwitten22 (1708 posts) -

Did you say something douchey to him? I bet you said something douchey to him.

#3 Posted by hedfone (1749 posts) -

 wtf
#4 Posted by Skytylz (4029 posts) -
@davidwitten22 said:
" Did you say something douchey to him? I bet you said something douchey to him. "
Tell us what you said, or the return message is most likely justified.  
#5 Posted by JJOR64 (18908 posts) -
@Skytylz said:
" @davidwitten22 said:
" Did you say something douchey to him? I bet you said something douchey to him. "
Tell us what you said, or the return message is most likely justified.   "
Said "akuma whore."
#6 Edited by ChristianCastillo (1178 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:

" @Skytylz said:

" @davidwitten22 said:
" Did you say something douchey to him? I bet you said something douchey to him. "
Tell us what you said, or the return message is most likely justified.   "
Said "akuma whore." "
Well that may explain it
#7 Posted by Beforet (2912 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" @Skytylz said:
" @davidwitten22 said:
" Did you say something douchey to him? I bet you said something douchey to him. "
Tell us what you said, or the return message is most likely justified.   "
Said "akuma whore." "
I think with this we should remember the Lord's Golden Rule: Don't be a douchschnozzel if you don't want others to be a douchschnozzel to you.**
 
**Paraphrased
#8 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

Giant Bomb: Solving life's quandaries one post at a time.

#9 Posted by GlenTennis (3144 posts) -

Well let's be fair... is your mom his whore? Because, I mean, if she is, then he's just speaking the truth.
If she isn't then for sure he is a douche, but...

#10 Posted by OwnlyUzinWonHan (1478 posts) -

Trick's on you, I'm terrible with everyone (Akuma included) in HDR

#11 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1787 posts) -

You should have thanked him for all of the Christmas presents that your mom bought with all of his money that he spent on her.

#12 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Amateur

#13 Posted by JJWeatherman (14557 posts) -
@G3RHRT said:
" Giant Bomb: Solving life's quandaries one post at a time. "
That quote should permanently remain at the top of the forum section.
#14 Posted by Vinny_Says (5686 posts) -

Dude he owned you and you posted a blog about it. nice!

#15 Posted by JJOR64 (18908 posts) -
@blacklabeldomm said:
" Dude he owned you and you posted a blog about it. nice! "
I actually beat him.       :P
#16 Posted by Vinny_Says (5686 posts) -
@JJOR64: I meant in your wordy exchange, his comeback was pure gold!
#17 Posted by JJOR64 (18908 posts) -
@blacklabeldomm said:
" @JJOR64: I meant in your wordy exchange, his comeback was pure gold! "
I agree with you there.   :P
#18 Posted by onimonkii (2429 posts) -

fact: sending people messages is a bad idea. 
 
unless they're your friend i guess, but strangers on xbl usually even if you're saying hey good game they're like fuk u bich i rape u

#19 Posted by Sweep (8817 posts) -

I am so fucking zoned out right now I actually watched that pound cake video for several minutes before I clocked that it was on a loop. 
 
 
 
I should probably sleep or something.

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#20 Posted by Meteora (5787 posts) -

I'd say that is pretty moderate considering XBL's standards.

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