Super Street Fighter IV Haiku

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#1 Posted by ViciousAnchovy (830 posts) -

I started trying to get better at Super Street Fighter IV a couple weeks back, but had to return to college. Now, since I can only watch videos of matches and read tips about the game until I'm off on break, I decided that I could spend more time thinking about SSFIV by thinking up haiku about it. After all, I enjoyed the Mass Effect 2 haiku thread.

Below are a few I've come up with, but I look forward to seeing all of yours. Remember, the syllable count in each line should be 5-7-5.

I fucking hate Seth,

His stomach should be Kirby

With a cyclone hat.

Skip intros online

Unless Cammy is fighting,

I'm not a pervert.

Dan is flamboyant,

He should fight Richard Simmons,

Who's the pony now?

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#2 Posted by gosukiller (2340 posts) -
Super Rose was great, 
 
Who would pick a shiny scarf?  
 
Instant balls in face!   
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#3 Posted by spicy_jasonator (151 posts) -

You just destroyed me,

Yet keep sending fight requests.

Isn't once enough?

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#4 Edited by gosukiller (2340 posts) -
Divekick my A A 
 
What the hell will it take dude, 
 
A fucking Sam Site? 
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#5 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (6399 posts) -

Excuse my language but...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun.

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#6 Posted by ViciousAnchovy (830 posts) -

@ThePhantomnaut: I have yet to get AE, but I hear that's the general consensus. There's a haiku in the ME2 thread that's just "shit" all the way through.

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#7 Edited by ViciousAnchovy (830 posts) -

Ryu and Ken need

Sho from Captain Commando,

Form Sho-Ryu-Ken!

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#8 Edited by jaycee13 (528 posts) -
Light kick tatsu loop.
 
Mashed shoryuken. low health.
 
Broken controller.
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#9 Edited by leroyrockwell (60 posts) -

Shadowloo reigns.

Wake Up Ultra Hits. Salty.

No My Fight Money!

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#10 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -
@ThePhantomnaut said:

Excuse my language but...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun.

i dont find a problem with yun.
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#11 Posted by BabyChooChoo (6406 posts) -

@ViciousAnchovy said:

Skip intros online

Unless Cammy is fighting,

I'm not a pervert.

O-M-G. I read that and fucking lost my shit. You sir, deserve a medal lol

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#12 Posted by ThePhantomnaut (6399 posts) -

@scarace360 said:

@ThePhantomnaut said:

Excuse my language but...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun.

i dont find a problem with yun.

Yeah me too when I think of it. I am a grumpy man.

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#13 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -
@ThePhantomnaut said:

@scarace360 said:

@ThePhantomnaut said:

Excuse my language but...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Yun.

i dont find a problem with yun.

Yeah me too when I think of it. I am a grumpy man.

Hes really hard to fight but once you learn his match up hes still annoying but you can beat his ass fast. And i cant find the yun army online did they all go hide.

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