I started trying to get better at Super Street Fighter IV a couple weeks back, but had to return to college. Now, since I can only watch videos of matches and read tips about the game until I'm off on break, I decided that I could spend more time thinking about SSFIV by thinking up haiku about it. After all, I enjoyed the Mass Effect 2 haiku thread.
Below are a few I've come up with, but I look forward to seeing all of yours. Remember, the syllable count in each line should be 5-7-5.
I fucking hate Seth,
His stomach should be Kirby
With a cyclone hat.
Skip intros online
Unless Cammy is fighting,
I'm not a pervert.
Dan is flamboyant,
He should fight Richard Simmons,
Who's the pony now?
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