Coolest. Movie. Ever.

#1 Posted by JesseG (138 posts) -

Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever laid my eyes on. I need to go find a Game Gear and this game now.

#2 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

I've never seen it, perhaps I will check it out sometime.

#3 Posted by jakob187 (21645 posts) -

Leslie mufuggin' Nielsen and Ernie mufuggin' Reyes Jr FTW!!!

I can't remember, though...was Tone Loc in this one or 3 Ninjas?

Ah, who cares?  RUM TUM FTW!!!
#4 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Dude, you know. Totally. You're totally right. This movie takes cool to a whole new dimension. I remember it from when I was a little kid, and then years later I couldn't remember the name and didn't think I'd ever find it again, but then I found it on TV one night and this time, I won't ever forget. Fascinating story, right? Totally. But this little story, it would be nothing without the coolness of Surf Ninjas. Totally the coolest movie ever. And dude, wasn't Rob Schneider one of the main guys? And Rufio?! How many Academy Awards did this win? Oh, that's right.  IT WON THEM ALL! They had to disqualify it from the award ceremony just to save Oscar's head from exploding from all the coolness. What a movie.

#5 Posted by Jecrell (241 posts) -
#6 Posted by JesseG (138 posts) -

Yeah it was Rob Schneider in it. Soooo amazing.

#7 Posted by zerograves (7 posts) -

man this brings back memories.

#8 Posted by jakob187 (21645 posts) -
TheGreatGuero said:
"Dude, you know. Totally. You're totally right. This movie takes cool to a whole new dimension. I remember it from when I was a little kid, and then years later I couldn't remember the name and didn't think I'd ever find it again, but then I found it on TV one night and this time, I won't ever forget. Fascinating story, right? Totally. But this little story, it would be nothing without the coolness of Surf Ninjas. Totally the coolest movie ever. And dude, wasn't Rob Schneider one of the main guys? And Rufio?! How many Academy Awards did this win? Oh, that's right.  IT WON THEM ALL! They had to disqualify it from the award ceremony just to save Oscar's head from exploding from all the coolness. What a movie."
Just because your father shit all over your childhood doesn't mean you need to shit all over ours.
Anyways, Rufio was in Hook...not Surf Ninjas.
#9 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Excuse me? You're pretty out of line there, guy. Can a dude not express his undying love for Surf Ninjas? As for Rufio, you're right. I know he's in Hook, I thought he was also the main dude in Surf Ninjas, turns out I was wrong. It's been a long time. Anyway, it's the guy that plays Keno in TMNT2. WICKED!

#10 Posted by Zer0_graves (37 posts) -

YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

caption


Chorus

Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold


TURTLES THEY FUCKING RULE.

#11 Posted by TheWorstPlayerEver (390 posts) -
#12 Posted by albedos_shadow (1485 posts) -
Zer0_graves said:
"YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
caption


Chorus

Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold


TURTLES THEY FUCKING RULE.

"
Dude, I totally forgot about the song at the end. Goin' on my iPod right now.
#13 Posted by HistoryInRust (6275 posts) -

I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold.  Or maybe Cool Runnings

Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool.  I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. 

#14 Posted by TheWorstPlayerEver (390 posts) -
Sir_Ragnarok said:
"I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold.  Or maybe Cool Runnings

Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool.  I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's
#15 Posted by HistoryInRust (6275 posts) -
TheWorstPlayerEver said:
"Sir_Ragnarok said:
"I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold.  Or maybe Cool Runnings

Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool.  I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's"
I think you missed the joke.
#16 Posted by TheWorstPlayerEver (390 posts) -
Sir_Ragnarok said:
"TheWorstPlayerEver said:
"Sir_Ragnarok said:
"I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold.  Or maybe Cool Runnings

Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool.  I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's"
I think you missed the joke."
okay, I get it, my bad.
#17 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6103 posts) -

I love anything with Leslie Nielsen in it.  Absolutely one of the greatest comedic actors of all time, and the fact that he was in a shlockfest like this and it makes for one hell of a classic movie.

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