Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever laid my eyes on. I need to go find a Game Gear and this game now.
Surf Ninjas
Game » consists of 1 releases. Released 1993
Surf Ninjas was created as a tie-on for the 1993 New Line Cinema movie of the same name. It features an evil military leader that seeks to kill the last heirs of the throne to the Patusani Kingdom.
Coolest. Movie. Ever.
Dude, you know. Totally. You're totally right. This movie takes cool to a whole new dimension. I remember it from when I was a little kid, and then years later I couldn't remember the name and didn't think I'd ever find it again, but then I found it on TV one night and this time, I won't ever forget. Fascinating story, right? Totally. But this little story, it would be nothing without the coolness of Surf Ninjas. Totally the coolest movie ever. And dude, wasn't Rob Schneider one of the main guys? And Rufio?! How many Academy Awards did this win? Oh, that's right. IT WON THEM ALL! They had to disqualify it from the award ceremony just to save Oscar's head from exploding from all the coolness. What a movie.
"Dude, you know. Totally. You're totally right. This movie takes cool to a whole new dimension. I remember it from when I was a little kid, and then years later I couldn't remember the name and didn't think I'd ever find it again, but then I found it on TV one night and this time, I won't ever forget. Fascinating story, right? Totally. But this little story, it would be nothing without the coolness of Surf Ninjas. Totally the coolest movie ever. And dude, wasn't Rob Schneider one of the main guys? And Rufio?! How many Academy Awards did this win? Oh, that's right. IT WON THEM ALL! They had to disqualify it from the award ceremony just to save Oscar's head from exploding from all the coolness. What a movie."Just because your father shit all over your childhood doesn't mean you need to shit all over ours.
Excuse me? You're pretty out of line there, guy. Can a dude not express his undying love for Surf Ninjas? As for Rufio, you're right. I know he's in Hook, I thought he was also the main dude in Surf Ninjas, turns out I was wrong. It's been a long time. Anyway, it's the guy that plays Keno in TMNT2. WICKED!
YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:
Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
Chorus
Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold
TURTLES THEY FUCKING RULE.
"YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seenDude, I totally forgot about the song at the end. Goin' on my iPod right now.
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:
Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
Chorus
Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold
TURTLES THEY FUCKING RULE.
"
I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold. Or maybe Cool Runnings.
Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool. I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also.
"I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold. Or maybe Cool Runnings.apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's
Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool. I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
"Sir_Ragnarok said:I think you missed the joke."I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold. Or maybe Cool Runnings.apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's"
Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool. I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
"TheWorstPlayerEver said:okay, I get it, my bad."Sir_Ragnarok said:I think you missed the joke.""I'm pretty sure the coolest movie every was Out Cold. Or maybe Cool Runnings.apparently you have never seen Surf Ninja's. While Cool Runnings is a good movie and Out Cold is sort of funny, they pale in comparison to the awesomness that is Surf Ninja's"
Blades of Glory tried to be cool, but that's a manufactured type of cool. I'm sure there are some films about climbing Everest that are cool, also. "
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