Is the pen mightier than the sword?

#1 Posted by hidys (848 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I think i would rather own a sword than a pen.

#2 Posted by Carmel_Chewy (323 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Sword > Pen

#3 Posted by MattyFTM (13813 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I own many pens and use them. I own no swords and even if I did I wouldn't have any use for it. Therefore Pen > Sword.

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#4 Posted by OmegaPirate (5441 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Sword with pen in handle - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword, then you cant lose

#5 Edited by NoExtraLife (204 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

OmegaPirate said:

"Sword with pen in handle - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword, then you cant lose
"

Sounds like the next stupid final fantasy weapon, they already went with a gunblade, a penblade would seem like the next logical step.

#6 Posted by OmegaPirate (5441 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

xD fill out your tax returns at the same time as running through an enemy :)

#7 Posted by NoExtraLife (204 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I was thinking more along the lines of after you defeat the main boss, the pen pops out of the blade and you proced to draw a little moustache or a cock on his face.

#8 Posted by Kush (8885 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Pen > Sword. I could use my pen to draw millions of swords!

#9 Posted by Termite (2393 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Pen beats the sword.

Especially if the pen has neuro-toxins in it, that makes it even more powerful!

#10 Posted by JJGIANT (755 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

a sword can cut a pen straight in half god damn it

#11 Posted by MattyFTM (13813 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

JJGIANT said:

"a sword can cut a pen straight in half god damn it"

If you have a sword, and another person with a sword sees you, they may feel threatened, and since they can't slice the sword in half, they'll slice you in half. If they see you with a pen they probably won't feel threatened, therefore they won't slice anything in half, and even if they do feel threatened, they can just slice the pen in half. Pen wins.

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#12 Posted by J1X1 (10 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

"Who ever said the pen was mightier than the sword, onviously has never encountered automatic weapons."- COD4 quote.

#13 Posted by kmdrkul (3466 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen.

#14 Posted by dankempster (2120 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

NoExtraLife said:

"OmegaPirate said:
"Sword with pen in handle - come prepared

Or just sellotape a biro to the end of a sword, then you cant lose
"
Sounds like the next stupid final fantasy weapon, they already went with a gunblade, a penblade would seem like the next logical step.
"

Gunblades are awesome! Keyblades, on the other hand, are rather suckish.

The pen is without doubt mightier. I have used a pen to create a sword. I have never seen somebody use a sword to create anything.

#15 Posted by BigBoss1911 (2250 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Axe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sword>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(times infinity)........pen

#16 Posted by CactusWolf (539 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

kmdrkul said:

"You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen."

Have you tried?

#17 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I use my magic wand. It seems to work well.

#18 Edited by kmdrkul (3466 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

wordsgohere said:

"kmdrkul said:
"You cannot decapitate anyone with a pen."
Have you tried?"

No, but I'm pretty sure a sixty inch claymore would be slightly more effective

#19 Posted by Dalai (6209 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Arkthemaniac said:

"I use my magic wand. It seems to work well."

Oh, you must have the penis mightier... fine product it is.

#20 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Yes, the pen is mightier than the sword, because with the pen you can order a bunch of dudes to take out the guy with the sword.

#21 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

whackmypinata said:

"Yes, the pen is mightier than the sword, because with the pen you can order a bunch of dudes to take out the guy with the sword."

What if he's Dante?

#22 Edited by pirate_republic (1117 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Chuck Norris < Nukes < Guns < Sword < Pen

#23 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Hasn't anyone seen The Dark Knight? The pencil is more awesome than both the pen, and the sword.

#24 Posted by SpikeSpiegel (6817 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

Bulldog19892 said:

"Hasn't anyone seen The Dark Knight? The pencil is more awesome than both the pen, and the sword."

haha Very cruel too...

#25 Posted by BoG (5169 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

The penis mightier!

Oh, oh no. Look you guys, a typo. I typed penis. uh oh.

Anyways, intelect beats brute force anyday. Intelligence manipulates and controls it, and gets all the money.

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#26 Edited by Bulldog19892 (1795 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

BoG said:

"The penis mightier!
Oh, oh no. Look you guys, a typo. I typed penis. uh oh.
Anyways, intelect beats brute force anyday. Intelligence manipulates and controls it, and gets all the money.
"

I love SNL's Sean Connery. "Moo. That's your mother said last night! Ah haw haw haw haw haw...!"

#27 Edited by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

BoG said:

"The penis mightier!
Oh, oh no. Look you guys, a typo. I typed penis. uh oh.
Anyways, intelect beats brute force anyday. Intelligence manipulates and controls it, and gets all the money.
"

THE PENIS EATEN BY ME FOR BREAKFAST! MUAHAHA!

#28 Posted by Dimsey (866 posts) - 4 years, 7 months ago

I think if I came across a dude with a sword in a dark alley I too would rather be carrying a sword then a pen. Dude can KILL me with a sword, what can I do with a pen?
Write him an angry letter? I don't think that's going to fly with the sword wielding madman.

I mean I guess I could attempt to stab em with the pen like Arnie does to the dude in Running Man, but with the other guy having a sword I wouldn't like my odds.

I think I'd rather be the dude with the sword.

Sword

A length of exceptionally sharp metal with a handle, used for centuries as the go-to killing device for the human race. It's dead simple: you stick the pointy end in the thing you want to die. Or you could always slash them with the equally sharp sides. That works too.

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