Tag Archives: Grand Theft Auto IV

Niko Bellic: A Real American Anti-Hero

In your first several hours with Grand Theft Auto IV, it’s easy to want to approach it with a checklist of expectations and start comparing it to what you think a “next-generation” Grand Theft Auto game should be.
- New carjacking animations? Check.
- Improved gunplay? Check.
- GPS on the map? Check.
- Corny-yet-still-somehow-funny jokes? Check.
It’s natural […]

29:46:17, 64.67%

29 hours, 46 minutes, and 17 seconds later, and I’m finished with Grand Theft Auto IV. Well, the main story, anyway. I’ve barely played any multiplayer, and of course my game progress is 64.67%. So there’s more to do, more to see. That’s always the way, isn’t it? I doubt I’ll try to see it […]

Bros Before Dough

I’m writing to you from Alderney, the final area to unlock in Grand Theft Auto IV. It just opened up after I completed a particularly lengthy and lucrative mission working for… well, I guess I should leave the specifics out, just in case you haven’t cruised past me yet. I’m 18 hours in now, with […]

Giant Theft Auto

We’re back from the Best Buy with GTA4 in hand, and we’ll be starting our live stream shortly.
[UPDATE] And the marathon is over! Big thanks to everyone who stuck around, hope you enjoyed what you saw. Now, time for sleep!

Get Innocuous!

Just because we haven’t been talking about it non-stop doesn’t mean that our brains aren’t currently overrun with thoughts about Grand Theft Auto IV. Personally, I’m on a strict regimen of watching that totally bitchin’ GTA4 UK TV commercial every 45 minutes, which has the side-effect of causing Jeff to twitch violently in anticipation. I’ve […]