I've been using the Internet for a long, long time. Maybe not far back enough to have fond memories of BBS servers and baud modems, but I certainly saw the rise and fall of companies like Juno, AOL, and Netscape. I was alive when the online economic bubble first popped and people came to the bitter realization that, uh, hey, if you wanted to make money on the Internet, you'd have to do better than have a witty domain name and mangled Java/HTML. So much like a lot of the other fine folks here on Giant Bomb, I'm in tune to the Internet's subcultures. This naturally includes a certain predisposition towards erotica and porn. After all, I get morbid enjoyment out of places like Omegle, so I better know about that particular underbelly of the Internet.
I'm not here to stop you from running around and saying "asl" followed by a proposition for pics and/or camsex. People are like any other animal: horny as all hell and wanting to propagate the Earth instinctually so mankind can retain its dominance over the rest of nature. Just a word of advice: don't let the search for bewbage and hotness result in your death. If this Team Fortress 2 video is to be believed, too many people let their hormones overcome their sense of rationality.
Team Fortress 2
Game » consists of 12 releases. Released Oct 10, 2007
The long-awaited sequel to the class-based first-person shooter Team Fortress Classic sports a unique cartoony visual style, more accessible gameplay, and a very large amount of updates and new features since its original release.
Hawt girls are great and all, but don't let them be your doom.
I've been using the Internet for a long, long time. Maybe not far back enough to have fond memories of BBS servers and baud modems, but I certainly saw the rise and fall of companies like Juno, AOL, and Netscape. I was alive when the online economic bubble first popped and people came to the bitter realization that, uh, hey, if you wanted to make money on the Internet, you'd have to do better than have a witty domain name and mangled Java/HTML. So much like a lot of the other fine folks here on Giant Bomb, I'm in tune to the Internet's subcultures. This naturally includes a certain predisposition towards erotica and porn. After all, I get morbid enjoyment out of places like Omegle, so I better know about that particular underbelly of the Internet.
I'm not here to stop you from running around and saying "asl" followed by a proposition for pics and/or camsex. People are like any other animal: horny as all hell and wanting to propagate the Earth instinctually so mankind can retain its dominance over the rest of nature. Just a word of advice: don't let the search for bewbage and hotness result in your death. If this Team Fortress 2 video is to be believed, too many people let their hormones overcome their sense of rationality.
" @jim_dandy said:That was indeed what I was going for. Even in my regular writing, I'm horrible about conciseness, though, so it all works out in the end anyway." @Pepsiman: "lol" would have sufficed. ECONOMY OF WORDS, MAN. "That would have been shot down pretty rapidly as 'Tube Spam. I appreciate a well written monologue into humorous Youtube clip.
*Tips hat* "
The interruption of gawking at boobs is a cancer to our social norms, and such should be removed like the cancer it is. Your enabling of such actions is against everything that this great country stands for.
I would state that you are a horrible, horrible person for suggesting such actions, but I fear that my attempts at insult...nay....description of the situation, might be redundant.
I hate you and your anti-boob staring tyranny.
For shame. For SHAME.
While the Keeley Hazell (sp?) ones looked generic and I might not stop more than 1 second for those. While scrolling through this pic I past it entirely and my mind went "omg did you see that crazy inner boob dress?" and I scrolled back up and stared. You can stab me now, I don't care. Let me view in peace." @Computerplayer1: "
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