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    Team Fortress 2

    Game » consists of 12 releases. Released Oct 10, 2007

    The long-awaited sequel to the class-based first-person shooter Team Fortress Classic sports a unique cartoony visual style, more accessible gameplay, and a very large amount of updates and new features since its original release.

    Hawt girls are great and all, but don't let them be your doom.

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    Edited By Pepsiman

    I've been using the Internet for a long, long time. Maybe not far back enough to have fond memories of BBS servers and baud modems, but I certainly saw the rise and fall of companies like Juno, AOL, and Netscape. I was alive when the online economic bubble first popped and people came to the bitter realization that, uh, hey, if you wanted to make money on the Internet, you'd have to do better than have a witty domain name and mangled Java/HTML. So much like a lot of the other fine folks here on Giant Bomb, I'm in tune to the Internet's subcultures. This naturally includes a certain predisposition towards erotica and porn. After all, I get morbid enjoyment out of places like Omegle, so I better know about that particular underbelly of the Internet.
     
    I'm not here to stop you from running around and saying "asl" followed by a proposition for pics and/or camsex. People are like any other animal: horny as all hell and wanting to propagate the Earth instinctually so mankind can retain its dominance over the rest of nature. Just a word of advice: don't let the search for bewbage and hotness result in your death. If this Team Fortress 2 video is to be believed, too many people let their hormones overcome their sense of rationality.
     
     

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    #1  Edited By Pepsiman

    I've been using the Internet for a long, long time. Maybe not far back enough to have fond memories of BBS servers and baud modems, but I certainly saw the rise and fall of companies like Juno, AOL, and Netscape. I was alive when the online economic bubble first popped and people came to the bitter realization that, uh, hey, if you wanted to make money on the Internet, you'd have to do better than have a witty domain name and mangled Java/HTML. So much like a lot of the other fine folks here on Giant Bomb, I'm in tune to the Internet's subcultures. This naturally includes a certain predisposition towards erotica and porn. After all, I get morbid enjoyment out of places like Omegle, so I better know about that particular underbelly of the Internet.
     
    I'm not here to stop you from running around and saying "asl" followed by a proposition for pics and/or camsex. People are like any other animal: horny as all hell and wanting to propagate the Earth instinctually so mankind can retain its dominance over the rest of nature. Just a word of advice: don't let the search for bewbage and hotness result in your death. If this Team Fortress 2 video is to be believed, too many people let their hormones overcome their sense of rationality.
     
     

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    #2  Edited By RobotHamster

    Funny stuff there.

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    #3  Edited By jim_dandy
    @Pepsiman: "lol" would have sufficed. ECONOMY OF WORDS, MAN.
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    #4  Edited By Jeffsekai

    so...boobies?

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    #5  Edited By MadeinFinland

    nice.

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    #6  Edited By mikeeegeee

    Holy shit that's funny. Brilliant work.

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    #7  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

    Good stuff.

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    #8  Edited By JeevesPleez

    This made my day. Thank you.

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    #9  Edited By Hailinel

    Fortunately, I learned my lesson on this subject from Solid Snake.  Leaving porn out for a myopic guard to find is a great way to sneak through a hallway and tranq the sucker with a dart to the head.

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    #10  Edited By sopranosfan

    lol

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    #11  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

    I only stop to look at the disturbing ones because they haunt me and dare me to move

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    #12  Edited By Claude

    Did you say something?

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    #13  Edited By Jambones
    @jim_dandy said:
    " @Pepsiman: "lol" would have sufficed. ECONOMY OF WORDS, MAN. "
    That would have been shot down pretty rapidly as 'Tube Spam. I appreciate a well written monologue into humorous Youtube clip. 
     
    *Tips hat*
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    #14  Edited By Pepsiman
    @Jambones said:
    " @jim_dandy said:
    " @Pepsiman: "lol" would have sufficed. ECONOMY OF WORDS, MAN. "
    That would have been shot down pretty rapidly as 'Tube Spam. I appreciate a well written monologue into humorous Youtube clip. 
     
    *Tips hat* "
    That was indeed what I was going for. Even in my regular writing, I'm horrible about conciseness, though, so it all works out in the end anyway.
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    #15  Edited By cap123

    Lucy pinder represent

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    #16  Edited By PillClinton
    @Pepsiman: haha!  great post, dude!  interesting read.
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    #17  Edited By natetodamax

    That is such a genius idea. 

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    #18  Edited By shirogane

    Ah, half those people came back randomly swinging around to try kill the guy, and got killed anyway! 
     
    Reminds me of Age of Conan, where you could strip off the female characters. Although that game had more hilarious ways of griefing...
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    #19  Edited By Spoonman671

    It's hilarious because I know I would stop and look.

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    #20  Edited By vidiot

    I'm more upset about that son-of-a-bitch who interrupted the viewing of all those boobs. No one should get in the way of someone looking at boobs.

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    #21  Edited By Pepsiman
    @vidiot said: Alas, Vidiot, as it is said, all's fair in love, war, and Pokemon battles. Shanking during a boob-viewing in TF2 is no different.
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    #22  Edited By Cube

    I am more of an ass man, myself. 

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    #23  Edited By Hailinel

    Watch it, everyone, I'm setting a trap:

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    #24  Edited By vidiot
    @Pepsiman: No. There is a line, and this video crosses it. How dare you even suggest that any of this was fair. Clearly you do not understand the grand importance of looking at boobs.
     
    The interruption of gawking at boobs is a cancer to our social norms, and such should be removed like the cancer it is. Your enabling of such actions is against everything that this great country stands for. 
    I would state that you are a horrible, horrible person for suggesting such actions, but I fear that my attempts at insult...nay....description of the situation, might be redundant.
     
    I hate you and your anti-boob staring tyranny.
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    #25  Edited By Cube

    I'm telling you - it's all about ass. 

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    #26  Edited By shirogane
    @vidiot:
    You'd probably stab the dude too if he came up and started blocking your view!
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    #27  Edited By vidiot
    @Shirogane: Boobs should be shared to all. I'm just stating there is a sadistic principle here, and this cretin clearly doesn't understand nor respect the awesome power and responsibility that is starring at boobs. Also Pepsi, who in my unwritten unfailable degree of logic is worse, than the offender in the video, and is advocating this anti-boob policy with this thread.
     
    For shame. For SHAME.
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    #28  Edited By Cube

    i am the lone ass man 
     
    how saddening

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    #29  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper

    I laugh but at the same time I feel bad for myself since I know I'd stop for 5 secs to look at it.

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    #30  Edited By Organicalistic_
    @Pepsiman: lol on omegle right now
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    #31  Edited By Computerplayer1

    Expected pictures.
     
    Thread was disappointing.

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    #32  Edited By Organicalistic_
    @Computerplayer1:
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    #33  Edited By Hailinel
    @Computerplayer1 said:
    " Expected pictures.  Thread was disappointing. "
    Did you not see my contribution?!
     
    @Hailinel said:

    No Caption Provided
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    #34  Edited By InTheEnd

    O' how the female form hath bested I! This good samaritan speaks the truth!

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    #35  Edited By Kintaro
    @organicalistic_ said:

    " @Computerplayer1: "

    While the Keeley Hazell (sp?) ones looked generic and I might not stop more than 1 second for those. While scrolling through this pic I past it entirely and my mind went "omg did you see that crazy inner boob dress?" and I scrolled back up and stared. You can stab me now, I don't care. Let me view in peace.
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    #36  Edited By Rockanomics

    God damnit I'm doing this first thing tommorow

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    #37  Edited By Kyreo

    This reminds of Metal Gear Online.  

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    #38  Edited By ravensword

    Well, A man, however strong willed he may be, is still suseptable to the wiyles of the opposite sex.

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