List of weapons and their attributes from the March 18 update
The Homewrecker - pyro - 2x bonus against buildings, 75% power against people
The Pain Train - demo and soldier - 2x capture rate, 1.1x damage from boolet
The Dalokohs Bar - heavy - max health increase
 

...how do I obtain them?!  I updated and nothing is there.  Add me on Steam and help me out.  x.x

" ...how do I obtain them?!  I updated and nothing is there.  Add me on Steam and help me out.  x.x "

tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you have to collect people's guns to build these? and how do you use them?

There is also 1 new hat for every class. All these items were designed by the community and Valve employees chose the attributes.
Anything you want to know about the new patch
You can gain them by either random drops or by crafting your extra weapons/hats for scrap metal.
Anything you want to know about crafting items

Anyone wanna do this with me on Steam?  I hate doing TF2 grinding alone and rather do it with semi-random people from forums while I sing, make out with my girlfriend, and watch tv while I put TF2 in a little picture box and just push clicky clicky clicky.  
 
Plus being alone is scary in TF2...I might get backstabbed.

now they just need to bring that updated stuff to TF2 360....Id play the game again if they hadn't pretty much ignored it like an adopted child.

They're giving the pyro and the heavy more stuff when the engi's first wave isn't even out? 
 
And what's the downside to that heavy health boost, there has to be one.

" now they just need to bring that updated stuff to TF2 360....Id play the game again if they hadn't pretty much ignored it like an adopted child. "

" Anyone wanna do this with me on Steam?  I hate doing TF2 grinding alone and rather do it with semi-random people from forums while I sing, make out with my girlfriend, and watch tv while I put TF2 in a little picture box and just push clicky clicky clicky.    Plus being alone is scary in TF2...I might get backstabbed. "

Man, when did TF2 become an MMO with so many weapons with so many different properties?

" @Partisan189: How the hell do the get achievements with just being idle?!  O_o "

Every 25 minutes of play, a player has a 25% chance of receiving a random weapon. The average time for getting a single item is 1h 40min (including duplicates). Since weapons are granted via a random number generator, experience may vary.

" @KaosAngel said:

" @Partisan189: How the hell do the get achievements with just being idle?!  O_o "

 

Every 25 minutes of play, a player has a 25% chance of receiving a random weapon. The average time for getting a single item is 1h 40min (including duplicates). Since weapons are granted via a random number generator, experience may vary.

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" @AndrewB said:

" Man, when did TF2 become an MMO with so many weapons with so many different properties? "

Yeah, why couldn't they just add some sort of proper upgrade system, or no upgrade system at all. "

" @dcpc10 said:

" @AndrewB said:

" Man, when did TF2 become an MMO with so many weapons with so many different properties? "

Yeah, why couldn't they just add some sort of proper upgrade system, or no upgrade system at all. "

Well you can unlock the original weapons through achievement milestones and they only just started this community driven item system. It seems these new items aren't as powerful as the original weapons so they are just there for the community's sake and offer very minor differences when compared to the original unlocks. Edit: The only unlock that actually looks like an upgrade is the chocolate bar for the heavy, but even then not sure about that. "

" @Partisan189 said:

" @dcpc10 said:

" @AndrewB said:

" Man, when did TF2 become an MMO with so many weapons with so many different properties? "

Yeah, why couldn't they just add some sort of proper upgrade system, or no upgrade system at all. "

Well you can unlock the original weapons through achievement milestones and they only just started this community driven item system. It seems these new items aren't as powerful as the original weapons so they are just there for the community's sake and offer very minor differences when compared to the original unlocks. Edit: The only unlock that actually looks like an upgrade is the chocolate bar for the heavy, but even then not sure about that. "

Situational, I guess. They're not trying to add "Upgrades" in my opinion, they just encourage different playstyles and way of actually doing things.  PS: A fellow 189'er in the name. Whatup! "

" @Fallen189 said:

" @Partisan189 said:

" @dcpc10 said:

" @AndrewB said:

" Man, when did TF2 become an MMO with so many weapons with so many different properties? "

Yeah, why couldn't they just add some sort of proper upgrade system, or no upgrade system at all. "

Well you can unlock the original weapons through achievement milestones and they only just started this community driven item system. It seems these new items aren't as powerful as the original weapons so they are just there for the community's sake and offer very minor differences when compared to the original unlocks. Edit: The only unlock that actually looks like an upgrade is the chocolate bar for the heavy, but even then not sure about that. "

Situational, I guess. They're not trying to add "Upgrades" in my opinion, they just encourage different playstyles and way of actually doing things.  PS: A fellow 189'er in the name. Whatup! "

Yes sorry I didn't really mean the first unlocks were really upgrades, but these new weapons seem much tamer in comparison. Edit: 189'ers UNITE! "

" @Fallen189: I take it you plays a lots...how does one obtain the Soldier and Demo weapons without wanting to play?  I be on idle all night and didn't get anything for them.  :( "

" @Fallen189: I take it you plays a lots...how does one obtain the Soldier and Demo weapons without wanting to play?  I be on idle all night and didn't get anything for them.  :( "