I suspect this is even worse than the mighty Future Cops, but not in a good way.
Someone Felt the Rich, Textured Fiction of Tekken Was Worthy of a Major Motion Picture
" The ONLY and I mean ONLY redeeming features of this movie are that the characters actually look like they do in the game and Christie's ass cleavage. "How in the name of everything that is holy could I forget about the ass cleavage!? Christ, that and that hint at a threesome with Anna and Nina were the only memorable things now that I think back on it.
" @ryanwho: He seems to be playing Heihachi during his pipe-and-slippers, pyjama's-in-the-daytime phase. In so much as he does absolutely squat during much of the movie. Except yell a bit.Didn't Paul win the first or second Tekken canonically?
@MoleyUK: Nope. Paul Phoenix is mentioned, though. In passing. As a loser. "
Absolutely rubbish movie that throws the entire Tekken lore out the window and uses a Dark Angel-esque setting of a crappy future run by corporations and each fighter represents a corp.
Would have made more sense to actually just use the established lore which makes more sense.
I can't believe people actually thought it was a good idea to make this into a movie. I saw the trailer months before and weeks ago I saw a Blu-Ray copy on a local electronics store shelf. Also saw a King of Fighters live action movie that I didn't even know existed.
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