Wait wait wait wait here now for a moment. This movie is old news. HOWEVER....
THIS ONE HOLY FUCK. Dai Sato!? Hey I feel like this summer is going to be a blast when it comes to Tekken movies.
Yeah, I saw that one last year. It was bad, but I still found it entertaining. Didn't know this new one existed, however. It looks like it might actually be.. *gasp* a good TEKKEN movie!
" Wait wait wait wait here now for a moment. This movie is old news. HOWEVER....
THIS ONE HOLY FUCK. Dai Sato!? Hey I feel like this summer is going to be a blast when it comes to Tekken movies. "
I thought the Dead or Alive movie wasn't so bad. Don't get me wrong it was a bad movie, but it was tolerable in that it knew the whole concept was ridiculous so it just ran with the stupidity. Of course, some of the heroines were lacking a bit in cleavage compared to their digital counterparts. Nature isn't as giving as our imaginations.
yeah movie was plain BS. Katsuhiro Harada (the Tekken guy) stated in twitter that they were consulted regarding the film. the film looked worse that jean Claude Van Damme's Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, DOA and the almost non-existent King of Fighters film. kazuya crying, nina and anna looking like ugly milfs sharing the bed with kazuya as well, heihachi the weakling, jack hammers, kazuya raping jun, steve bein friends with jun, dragunov looking like a homo, making the tournament look like pro wrestling gimmickry with spandex and all, countless of other non canon BS i saw when i watched the film.
It has to be good - rather than messing aroun with the movie theater politics, they're bringing it straight to your Blu ray player!
That means this is on par with recent Steven Segal and Van Damme movies... not to mention Little Mermaid 3 and Lion King 2 and who here at Giantbomb hasn't watched those a thousand times this week!
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