The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Game » consists of 11 releases. First released on Nov 11, 2011

The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

100+ Things You've Learned Playing Skyrim (Spoiler Free Edition!)

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#51 Posted by Poppduder (390 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

51. That purply brown stuff collecting on the floor is flammable. VERY flammable.

#52 Posted by McGrittles (92 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

52. Anyone can phase through the bones of a dragon

#53 Posted by jakob187 (20666 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

53. You can fuck up a dragon, but God forbid you could fuck up a Bandit Plunderer.

#54 Posted by BaneFireLord (2275 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

54. Ice Form plus bear equals antigravity.

#55 Edited by bitterninja (64 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

55) that looking behind me before hitting quick save will stop heart break and anguish

#56 Posted by Hailinel (18093 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

56. No one will ever question why the pie sitting on the table is vibrating.

#57 Edited by LordArahmis (2 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

57. If you beat up girls in taverns, they become your loyal followers.

#58 Edited by indus (74 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

58. Sneaking is easier when you wear light armor boots but easiest when you wear no boots.

#59 Posted by bananaz (237 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

59. There is a pickpocket constellation in the sky and a lockpicking one too.

#60 Edited by ICryCauseImEmo (521 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

60. Farmers will watch you steal their ready to be harvested cabbage, then pay you for them.

"Honest work, for honest pay."

#61 Posted by Ravenlight (7066 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

61. If you hear a click, that means it's time to load your last save.

#62 Posted by Flatline (7 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

62. Horses don't need armor this time.

#63 Posted by imsh_pl (3289 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

63.Dragon skeletons have a tendency to randomly appear in your close neighbourhood.

#64 Posted by countinhallways (631 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

64. Sam Fisher would have made a pretty good Dragonborn.

#65 Posted by rethla (223 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

65. There are easier ways to get a Mammoth tusk than just swinging your axe at the closest living Mammoth.

#66 Posted by makari (567 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

66. Nobody wants the Khajiit in their villages or trusts them, unless they were a prisoner on death row saying they have a story about a giant mythical lizard to tell to king.

#67 Posted by evilrazer (466 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

67. When you try to convince yourself that this dungeon will be your last and after it you will go to bed - that is not true!

#68 Posted by mano521 (1099 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

68. Sabre Cats are scarier than dragons

#69 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

69. Horses kick ass

#70 Posted by Stahlbrand (828 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

70. Learn blacksmithing - even if you're a light armour guy, a set of 'flawless' upgraded armour is worth the investment of time and money.

#71 Edited by beckley205 (310 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

71. Spider>Me

#72 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (1949 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

72. Shiny illuminating magic symbols on floors are bad news.

#73 Posted by mubress (1516 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

73. Horses are awesome

#74 Posted by QKT (236 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

74. sometimes you have an arrow permanently stuck in your face.

#75 Posted by metalsnakezero (2048 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

75. Best way to take down a Dragon is to lure Giants to it.

#76 Posted by Frederik (377 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

76. Someone stole my sweet roll

#77 Posted by DemiGodRaven (228 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

77) The people from Hammerfell have curved. swords.

#78 Posted by TatsurouXIII (629 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

78. Apparently wives are only for cooking and killing wolves with...?

#79 Posted by Neferon (253 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

79. Just buy a draconic dictionary.

#80 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3447 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

80.Don't shout inside Dragon Reach near the king.

#81 Posted by PeasantAbuse (4772 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

81. Drinking contests can cause you a lot of trouble.

#82 Edited by FluffyZombeh (57 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

82. Children like it when you kill old mean ladies in front of them.

#83 Edited by Intro (1035 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

83.) Dragons will sometimes just leave you alone mid battle and attack or bigger threat, like a wolf.

Lol, love seeing that.

#84 Posted by BoG (5169 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

84- No matter how important some place may look, there is still a chance that it is completely unimportant.. It just comes with the massive world.

Moderator

#85 Posted by lord_canti (1183 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

85 if your using stealth a guard will stare at the entrance that you need to use TILL THE END OF TIME

#86 Posted by QKT (236 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

86 - dragon priests are M.A.D.

#87 Posted by Hailinel (18093 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

87. Spectral ghosts can be slaughtered with non-magic weapons. Also, they leave bloodstains.

#88 Posted by Chriseg (24 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

88. every single person you kill has at least 8 gold coins

#89 Posted by FinalDasa (1004 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

89. People don't mind if you take a few coins as Thane, but if you steal their clothes, look out.

#90 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

@LordArahmis said:

57. If you beat up girls in taverns, they become your loyal followers.

Now that's fucked up.

#91 Posted by MrCandleguy (811 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

90. Everyone thinks and says they can kill you no problems, despite you killing dragons on a daily basis.

#92 Posted by overjoyedpants (74 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

91: Reanimating fallen sabre cats is awesome. reanimating dead chickens to fight at your side is even better.

#93 Posted by TomA (2523 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

92: Bows have the power to slow down time.

#94 Posted by Sbaitso (317 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

93: Dragon attacks on cities are good times to steal as much as you can.

#95 Posted by kamolahy (103 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

94. If you aren't sure what it does, put it in your mouth.

#96 Edited by Fatpumpkin (3 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

95. I have a constant desire to strip the dead down to their undies. This is true when I kill them or indeed even if I just find them. Never any further than the undies though. (There might be a mod for that soon)

#97 Edited by Soap (3358 posts) - 1 year, 6 months ago

96. If you shout inside a place with a long table causing all the food and cutlery to spill around the room (or if you just run down the table like a gangsta pimp) no one will pick anything up for months.