100+ Things You've Learned Playing Skyrim (Spoiler Free Edition!)

#51 Posted by Poppduder (460 posts) -

51. That purply brown stuff collecting on the floor is flammable. VERY flammable.

#52 Posted by McGrittles (92 posts) -

52. Anyone can phase through the bones of a dragon

#53 Posted by jakob187 (21642 posts) -

53. You can fuck up a dragon, but God forbid you could fuck up a Bandit Plunderer.

#54 Posted by BaneFireLord (2909 posts) -

54. Ice Form plus bear equals antigravity.

#55 Edited by bitterninja (64 posts) -

55) that looking behind me before hitting quick save will stop heart break and anguish

#56 Posted by Hailinel (23868 posts) -

56. No one will ever question why the pie sitting on the table is vibrating.

#57 Edited by LordArahmis (2 posts) -

57. If you beat up girls in taverns, they become your loyal followers.

#58 Edited by indus (82 posts) -

58. Sneaking is easier when you wear light armor boots but easiest when you wear no boots.

#59 Posted by bananaz (253 posts) -

59. There is a pickpocket constellation in the sky and a lockpicking one too.

#60 Edited by ICryCauseImEmo (522 posts) -

60. Farmers will watch you steal their ready to be harvested cabbage, then pay you for them.

"Honest work, for honest pay."

#61 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

61. If you hear a click, that means it's time to load your last save.

#62 Posted by Flatline (7 posts) -

62. Horses don't need armor this time.

#63 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

63.Dragon skeletons have a tendency to randomly appear in your close neighbourhood.

#64 Posted by countinhallways (632 posts) -

64. Sam Fisher would have made a pretty good Dragonborn.

#65 Posted by rethla (425 posts) -

65. There are easier ways to get a Mammoth tusk than just swinging your axe at the closest living Mammoth.

#66 Posted by makari (594 posts) -

66. Nobody wants the Khajiit in their villages or trusts them, unless they were a prisoner on death row saying they have a story about a giant mythical lizard to tell to king.

#67 Posted by evilrazer (480 posts) -

67. When you try to convince yourself that this dungeon will be your last and after it you will go to bed - that is not true!

#68 Posted by mano521 (1215 posts) -

68. Sabre Cats are scarier than dragons

#69 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

69. Horses kick ass

#70 Posted by Stahlbrand (835 posts) -

70. Learn blacksmithing - even if you're a light armour guy, a set of 'flawless' upgraded armour is worth the investment of time and money.

#71 Edited by beckley205 (310 posts) -

71. Spider>Me

#72 Posted by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2088 posts) -

72. Shiny illuminating magic symbols on floors are bad news.

#73 Posted by mubress (1517 posts) -
#74 Posted by QKT (249 posts) -

74. sometimes you have an arrow permanently stuck in your face.

#75 Posted by metalsnakezero (2288 posts) -

75. Best way to take down a Dragon is to lure Giants to it.

#76 Posted by Frederik (377 posts) -

76. Someone stole my sweet roll

#77 Posted by DemiGodRaven (266 posts) -

77) The people from Hammerfell have curved. swords.

#78 Posted by TatsurouXIII (649 posts) -

78. Apparently wives are only for cooking and killing wolves with...?

#79 Posted by Neferon (262 posts) -

79. Just buy a draconic dictionary.

#80 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

80.Don't shout inside Dragon Reach near the king.

#81 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

81.  Drinking contests can cause you a lot of trouble.

#82 Edited by FluffyZombeh (57 posts) -

82. Children like it when you kill old mean ladies in front of them.

#83 Edited by Intro (1205 posts) -

83.) Dragons will sometimes just leave you alone mid battle and attack or bigger threat, like a wolf.

Lol, love seeing that.

#84 Posted by BoG (5181 posts) -

84- No matter how important some place may look, there is still a chance that it is completely unimportant.. It just comes with the massive world.

#85 Posted by lord_canti (1503 posts) -

85 if your using stealth a guard will stare at the entrance that you need to use TILL THE END OF TIME

#86 Posted by QKT (249 posts) -

86 - dragon priests are M.A.D.

#87 Posted by Hailinel (23868 posts) -

87. Spectral ghosts can be slaughtered with non-magic weapons. Also, they leave bloodstains.

#88 Posted by Chriseg (24 posts) -

88. every single person you kill has at least 8 gold coins

#89 Posted by FinalDasa (1490 posts) -

89. People don't mind if you take a few coins as Thane, but if you steal their clothes, look out.

#90 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@LordArahmis said:

57. If you beat up girls in taverns, they become your loyal followers.

Now that's fucked up.
#91 Posted by MrCandleguy (822 posts) -

90. Everyone thinks and says they can kill you no problems, despite you killing dragons on a daily basis. 

#92 Posted by overjoyedpants (75 posts) -

91: Reanimating fallen sabre cats is awesome. reanimating dead chickens to fight at your side is even better.

#93 Posted by TomA (2531 posts) -

92: Bows have the power to slow down time.

#94 Posted by Sbaitso (498 posts) -

93: Dragon attacks on cities are good times to steal as much as you can.

#95 Posted by kamolahy (117 posts) -

94. If you aren't sure what it does, put it in your mouth.

#96 Edited by Fatpumpkin (3 posts) -

95. I have a constant desire to strip the dead down to their undies. This is true when I kill them or indeed even if I just find them. Never any further than the undies though. (There might be a mod for that soon)

#97 Edited by Soap (3563 posts) -

96. If you shout inside a place with a long table causing all the food and cutlery to spill around the room (or if you just run down the table like a gangsta pimp) no one will pick anything up for months.

#98 Edited by briangodsoe (487 posts) -

97. Dragons fall easily to the Dragonborn's blade, but more then one sabrecat will fuck you up.

#99 Posted by J1M3N7 (39 posts) -

98. Getting really really drunk may induce impromptu weddings

#100 Posted by selbie (1841 posts) -

99. Shadows move every hour

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