207. What felt like playing for 12 minutes, was actually the last 3 hours of your life.
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011
- Xbox 360
- PC
- PlayStation 3
- Xbox 360 Games Store
- + 5 more
- PlayStation 4
- Xbox One
- Nintendo Switch
- PlayStation 5
- Xbox Series X|S
The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.
100+ Things You've Learned Playing Skyrim (Spoiler Free Edition!)
208. The Emperor is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
209. Some dragons are soulless bastards.
210. The Blade's recruitment standards have really gone downhill. As long as you are Dragonborn's buddy (even drinking buddy) it's all cool.
211. Organized crime (of both sorts) in Skyrim is in a pretty pathetic state. But you can save it!
212. A dude can accumulated quite a lot of obligations on his afterlife to various parties.
213. If you're a werewolf and you marry a werewolf. Do you always do it doggy style?
214. You can back stab and slit throats of ghosts.
215. For that matter you can decapitate ghosts.
216. People like to shout macho things at you while they are being decapitated. And even a few moments afterwards.
217. Todd Howard lies when marketing, wait I already knew that.
218. Bards guild sucks. And so they remain the worst profession in rpgs. All is well.
lol225) If an enemy can't find the person who sniped their buddy, they come to the conclusion they were just hearing things.
226. Never let a Frost Troll chase you into a town or the Guards will be pissed at you and murder you while the Troll murders everyone else.
232.Watch out. Sometimes if your just walking down the street and dude with a wagon of cabages walks by don"t get too close. One time a cabage got stuck on me and was floating in front of my face. I then drew my sword and it floated to the backside of my head. Finally it got off somehow, I don't remember what I did. 233.Going up to random citizens and shooting them in the head with an arrow might sound like a good idea, but it does have its consequences.
238. If, in the course of 250 hours of playing, 20 of the 2,000,000 things in the game go awry, wailing and gnashing of teeth will ensue.
239. Carrying a million gold on your person doesn't weigh you down even 1/10 of a unit. Packing away hawk feathers, that's a different story.
240. Bethesda is pretty much satan for not keeping things stable, polished, focused and unambitious.
241. Too much magic can be dangerous. You could burn your sweetroll.
242. Buying a gaming PC is, apparently, a reasonable solution to casually suggest for every issue one might encounter -- but buying a controller if you don't like the way the UI handles on a keyboard is just silly.
@DiegoBorin said:
243) Sweetroll thievery is a big issue for guards in Skyrim.
247.) As is " lollygaggin' " . Never lollygag.
248.) Do you not attempt to talk to a recently decapitated head at the guillotine, because, as you will be duly informed, "this person is busy".
249.) You will have a hard time explaining yourself when your wife catches you undressing a dead woman and throwing her down a hill.
252) The Dragonborn can slay giants, dragons and trolls with ease but can't quite figure out how to jump while sprinting.
@DiegoBorin said:
243) Sweetroll thievery is a big issue for guards in Skyrim.
Ha! -thumbs up-
#Whatevernumberisbeforemine) I am over qualified to be a guard: I have taken countless arrows to not only the knee, but face, back, chest, appendages, and I am STILL adventuring.
257. Never piss off a horse with eyes.
258. When a companion blocks your path, shout at him.
259. Never steal anything from the Sleeping Giant Inn, or you'll have an immortal delphine chasing you for the rest of your life.
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