It seems like my relationship with my wife Brelyna Maryon (the dark elf from the Mage's College who presumably kept her name for professional reasons) is more analogous to that of a mother and a son. I return home after long periods of time, take her money and ask her for dinner. She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

who cares.. sleep with your housecarl instead and keep taking your wife's money and let her do all the work ;)

Is that you Oedipus?

@kylekrueger: I would kill her, but I'm afraid I'll go all Norman Bates.

Is she clean? You know there's a mod for that.

@Emperor_Jimmu said:

She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

I see you have never been married...

BABABOOOOOM!

/sorry

@jozzy said:

@Emperor_Jimmu said:

She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

I see you have never been married...

BABABOOOOOM!

/sorry

It seems that Skyrim is more realistic than we once thought.

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I'm kidding, I wouldn't know, I'm not married.

But do you not have a "let's fuck" or equivalent option when talking to her? I've played a good bit of Skyrim (60+ hours, pitiful compared to some) and I haven't married anyone.

@kylekrueger said:

Is that you Oedipus?

That joke is way too sophisticated for the internet.

@Irvandus said:

@kylekrueger said:

Is that you Oedipus?

That joke is way too sophisticated for the internet.

All too true, unfortunately.

I never got married in Skyrim. Why? It felt too forced & contrived, like it was something added at the last minute because people bitched that you could do everything BUT get married in an Elder Scrolls game.

@believer258 said:

@jozzy said:

@Emperor_Jimmu said:

She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

I see you have never been married...

BABABOOOOOM!

/sorry

It seems that Skyrim is more realistic than we once thought.

...

...

I'm kidding, I wouldn't know, I'm not married.

But do you not have a "let's fuck" or equivalent option when talking to her? I've played a good bit of Skyrim (60+ hours, pitiful compared to some) and I haven't married anyone.

You get a boosted rest bonus if you sleep in the same bed as her. Otherwise there is nothing of that nature. Yet.

Just wait until you can mod boners into the game. Then you can get freaky all you want. She can't say no.

@Beforet said:

@believer258 said:

@jozzy said:

@Emperor_Jimmu said:

She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

I see you have never been married...

BABABOOOOOM!

/sorry

It seems that Skyrim is more realistic than we once thought.

...

...

I'm kidding, I wouldn't know, I'm not married.

But do you not have a "let's fuck" or equivalent option when talking to her? I've played a good bit of Skyrim (60+ hours, pitiful compared to some) and I haven't married anyone.

You get a boosted rest bonus if you sleep in the same bed as her. Otherwise there is nothing of that nature. Yet.

I've yet to get that bonus. Muiri never seems to go to sleep. Crazy lady stays up all god damn night doing nothing.

@Beforet said:

@believer258 said:

@jozzy said:

@Emperor_Jimmu said:

She has never once showed any sexual interest in me, even when I gave her a full set on enchanted elven armour. She just calls me 'love' and speculates about what I've been getting up to. "You've been getting up to all sorts of adventure I bet" is presumably her passive aggressive way of implying I'm a disappointment to her.

I see you have never been married...

BABABOOOOOM!

/sorry

It seems that Skyrim is more realistic than we once thought.

...

...

I'm kidding, I wouldn't know, I'm not married.

But do you not have a "let's fuck" or equivalent option when talking to her? I've played a good bit of Skyrim (60+ hours, pitiful compared to some) and I haven't married anyone.

You get a boosted rest bonus if you sleep in the same bed as her. Otherwise there is nothing of that nature. Yet.

I'm certain someone's working on a mod for it as we speak... er... type this.