Anybody know any good dealers in skyrim? I'm aching to get my hands on some.

what does it do?

The Elder Scrolls wiki knows all.

Fucks you UP

Shit regenerates stamina. Bitches love stamina.

You ain't seen nothin till you take down some pure ass moon sugar.

You gotta check those isolated roads outside the cities man. Can't be dealing that stuff on the streets, the guards have wised up.

Skooma leads to intimacy

You ain't seen nothin till you take down some pure ass moon sugar.

Alright bro, listen up, I know this catman right, hangs in a tent near the gates, right?

Go see him, say 'hey bro, got any cheese wheels?' but don't fucking call him catman alright, or he'll lose his shit.

Anyway, he'll offer you some mushrooms, but don't take them see, they're a trap and will make you lose magicka like a motherfucker. When he offers the shrooms, say 'no thanks bro, I want a cheese wheel and a bit of roast skeever tail'


You do that right, he give you some skooma. Just don't borrow any money from him.

The blue skooma is the best on the market.

the blue stuff is from a professor in the Winterhold College, right? I always thought that dude was so straight. Never thought he'd break bad.

@Soapy86 said:

Skooma leads to intimacy

Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headaches, erectile dysfunction, severe mood swings, mead addiction, cravings for skeever tails, blurred vision, dragons. Please consult your alchemist before consuming.

Are you an Imperial Guard? Because you have to tell me if you are.

I'm not dude I swear

I know this one Orc near Winterhold. He had some good stuff, a little pricey for my tastes though, so I stole it from him. Had to get my fix.

There are two guys near the entrance to the General Goods store in Whiterun. One is fat,short and doesn't speak, talk to his friend he will set you up with the good stuff.

Met this Orc while travelling north of Riften man. He had some good shit, let me tell ya. I'd been walking for hours man, my stamina was at rock bottom, and really needed a hit. Then said 'descent from heaven' offered me his shit and I was like duuude. Never felt better in my life. Hanged around a couple of Khajiit merchants all night long, man I love those guys, I had a blast yo.

skooma is the crystal of elder scrolls

Legalize it, maaaaan.

Only way I know of getting your hands on some Skooma are the shady dealers wandering around. You don't even have to pay them, just select the appropriate option from the street dealer and BAM -- you just got some free Skooma.

@sagesebas: Tolfdir!??! I knew something was off about him.

I've found a shit ton of Skooma just sitting around. Sure it belonged to someone, but you don't leave your Skooma just sitting around and expect me NOT to take it.

I teamed up with my old Alchemy teacher and we cook the purest of pure Skooma from a mobile cart out in the plains.

I'm writing down everyone's names.

Hey! you want some Premo Skooma!? Well I am trying to make some Super Skooma.....I need a little funding.....3000 Gold coins?! Cmon man! We would be kings with this super skooma!! Cmon just a measly 3000 cmon!! Why do i need it. I need supplies Moon sugers expensive and some nightshade and chorus eggs. Those things are violent!

That or import it from Morrowind. I saw one Kahjitt just surrounded in empty skooma bottles crazy cat OD! Dont use your own product! Morrowind has Skooma all over the place. Greatest week of my life, Hitting up the red light distric Dark Elve girls are easy!

I don't always take drugs, but when I do, I drink skooma.

I'm playing Morrowind at the moment, and I'm having trouble offloading a load of skooma and moon sugar that I found somewhere. I have no idea where I got it from - I was probably stealing a bunch of shit to sell on and just clicked take all without looking at what I was taking. And now no shop keepers will even talk to me unless I drop my skooma and moon sugar on the floor first. It's valuable so I don't want to throw it away, and I don't intend on using it, but it's annoying.

After ages of trying to find a game site I wanted to join I saw a link to this thread and immediately made an account.

This is beautiful.

@FoxySaurus: Woop! Welcome D:

@FoxySaurus said:

After ages of trying to find a game site I wanted to join I saw a link to this thread and immediately made an account.

This is beautiful.

Welcome, duder!

Or shall I say, dudette!

Back in the day I use to know this guy in Cyrodiil who always had the best stuff. But that is too far away, and I've been clean for a long time.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

I know this is a little racist, but man, only Khajiit's have the real stuff. Because you know those Orc's just put a half moon sugar, half salt pile, right? Don't let them play you like that.

End of the line, lawbreaker.

Finally got my medical skooma card from an alchemist in Riften. But I totally need it for my, um, lower back pain? From all that running around while over encumbered.

@Emperor_Norton: Oh for sure dude. I just said I had some reeeaaall bad Rockjoint and my 'chemist fixed me up real good. I just hope the Jarl's don't catch on or they might start taxing it.

I love this community more than skooma. Thats not true, I love nothing more than skooma.

Can't wait for the Elder Scrolls game that takes place in a region where Skooma isn't outlawed.

Found a bunch of this stuff in various caves and Orc bodies. Going to try and use my pickpocket perk and place it in all the Jarls pockets while they sleep. Once I got them all strung out on that shit I'm going to rule all of Skyrim!! It's perfect!! Wooohahaha!!

Might try this on a dragon. Wait, do dragons have pockets?

If you smoke Skooma you a stupid mother fucker! known around Skyrim as the argonian clucka.

Doin' that skooma with all the money ya got, sneak skill 100 searching for a piece of rock.

SKOOMA SKOOMA!

Hey man gimme a hit?

SKOOMA SKOOMA!

Yo man, Fuck that shit!

SKOOMA SKOOMA!

Argonian face!

Yo dragon, Kick in the bass!

I couldn't be more pleased with this thread.

@FoxySaurus: Welcome! Here have some Skooma.

I'm not hooked on skooma, I just... ya know... use a little here and there! For when I need a little extra pep in my step! It helps me get things done! There just aren't enough hours in the day sometimes, ya know? I can quit anytime I want! DON'T JUDGE ME DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M DOING MY SKOOMA DON'T LOOK AT ME

Dude, I fed some Skooma to my horse the other night and that four legged fucker galloped away at full speed and killed 4 Mammoths, 2 Giants, and a Dragon before I caught up with him.

skooma ain't shit in skyrim

the nords cut that shit up about a thousand times before it hits the streets

u need that pure moon sugar

I told the guard that this guy was selling some Skooma, he ran out to go and find him on the outskirts, he killed the dealer, then I killed the guard.

Life is good.

@Jeff said:

I'm not hooked on skooma, I just... ya know... use a little here and there! For when I need a little extra pep in my step! It helps me get things done! There just aren't enough hours in the day sometimes, ya know? I can quit anytime I want! DON'T JUDGE ME DON'T LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M DOING MY SKOOMA DON'T LOOK AT ME

Do not take SKOOMA if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.

Discuss your general health status with your dark mage to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in stormcloak activity. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during sex, seek immediate medical help.

In the rare event of a dragon lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.