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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Game » consists of 11 releases. First released on Nov 11, 2011

The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

you know you have played too much skyrim when....

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#1 Edited by bitterninja (64 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

1) you are hitting f5 just before shooting at someone in bf3 multiplayer.

#2 Edited by selbie (1667 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

2) you try to read books and pick up random objects in Skyward Sword

#3 Posted by theguy (768 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

3) Your first thought before doing something risky in real life is to quicksave.

#4 Posted by Elvfinal (10 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Buying Saints row the third and still be playing skyrim ughhh!

#5 Posted by selbie (1667 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

5) Sneak to the fridge to oneshot a beer

#6 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (2877 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

6) You're outside and you find yourself periodically looking up to check for dragons.

#7 Posted by Xdsk (268 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

7. You find yourself eating weeds and plants to see if they have any alchemical effects.

#8 Posted by Kteven (35 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

8) While doing 6 you see a bird in the sky and panic.

#9 Posted by Xdsk (268 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

9.When you get dressed you check your armour rating.

#10 Posted by GJSmitty (651 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

10. When you see someone that's really tall, you get the hell out of there

#11 Posted by HonoredSamurai (105 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

you look up thinking skill constellations will appear before you

#12 Edited by Nux (1990 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

12) when you see a cop and expect him to ask if someone stole your sweet roll.

#13 Edited by CaptainCody (1491 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

13. You try to reload when someone like HonoredSamurai fucks it all up.

#14 Posted by animathias (1031 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

14. You think about harvesting your neighbor's flower garden for your Alchemical needs.

#15 Posted by Lonely_Ogre (92 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

15. You spend all day looking at Skyrim forums...

#16 Posted by MikkaQ (9704 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

17. You consider sneaking on a farm and selling the farmer his own crops. Honest work for honest pay.

#17 Posted by Xtrminatr (227 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

18. You see a high fall and think "if I can just slide down this most of the way I should be fine".

#18 Posted by Getz (2893 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

19. You try to bribe police officers and explain to them that you're "with the guild"

#19 Posted by whistlebottom (193 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

You think about encumbrance before trying to bring in all your groceries at once.

#20 Posted by MsAtheism (35 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

21. You look around to see if Lydia is still behind you... see nothing and then think that she's stuck on some geography.

#21 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

22. You touch your knee at night and think of arrows 

#22 Posted by Fraz (20 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

23. You have dreams of playing Skyrim and when you wake up you get angry cause you forgot to save

#23 Posted by Veektarius (2683 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

24. You down a bottle of nyquil to instantly cure your cold

#24 Posted by TonyBlue87 (277 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

25. You try to persuade somebody by repeating yourself over and over until they finally give in.

#25 Edited by zudthespud (3204 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

26. You try to put a basket over your housemates head to try and steal their stuff.

27. You try to heal a flesh wound by eating dozens of raw potatoes

#26 Edited by AuthenticM (3514 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

28. You keep screaming Fus Ro Dah at your cat, thinking he'll eventually go flying back.

#27 Posted by GoodKn1ght (490 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

29. you then kill the cat and try to raise it as a zombie

#28 Edited by Patman99 (1295 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

30. You think a fist fight only ends when one of the two combatants are on the brink of death

#29 Edited by FritzDude (2206 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

31. You try to put buckets, kettles and similar objects on others heads.

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#31 Edited by Rhombus_Of_Terror (1946 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

33. You tape two tazers to your wrists so you can dual wield "sparks".

#32 Posted by whistlebottom (193 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

You make lists on a forum about how a video game has bled into your real life.

#33 Posted by smfE (31 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

#35 When you press ALT to sprint in other games than Skyrim (i just accidently did it in GTA4 lol)

#34 Posted by billyhoush (1036 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Your PS3 grinds to a halt and explodes in your face.

#35 Posted by imsh_pl (3289 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

37. You let a person finish a conversation before you steal their wallet.

#36 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5877 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

38. When it says you played it for 100+ hours.

#37 Posted by tracerace11 (275 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

39. While sneaking through your house, you contemplate shooting your wife with a bow thinking her a bandit. Not being detected, one should be able to take her down with one shot. (You better, or she WILL kill you ) .

#38 Posted by JonSmith (166 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

40. When you look at your cats and for a split second think they're dragons.

#39 Posted by QuietAlien (172 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

41. When you walk into a random workshop and just start hammering your clothes to make them stronger.

#40 Posted by FengShuiGod (1331 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

You murder an entire village and throw gold at the cops when they show up.

What?

#41 Posted by Neferon (253 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

43) ..you stop.

#42 Posted by Gahzoo (361 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

44)

When someone steals your sweetroll.

#43 Posted by nohthink (1213 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

45)

When you press L2 to run when you play BF3. That's a grenade button in BF3, by the way.

#44 Posted by halcyonTwilight (73 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

46. When you instantly make a beeline for flowers and mushrooms whenever you see them while walking around outside

#45 Edited by Skyfire543 (427 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

47. When you only sleep to get a rested bonus.

#46 Posted by Talis12 (471 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

48. When you tell your friend your speech craft just increased after getting a girls phone number

#47 Posted by Chtasm (351 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

49. When you're posting on a Skyrim message board in the Steam web browser from within Skyrim. :(

#48 Posted by Yanngc33 (4472 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

You don't want to play Syrim anymore

#49 Posted by Hitchenson (4578 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

You look at your Steam stats and see this. What's a sleep schedule.

#50 Posted by supaman900s (185 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

52. Your girlfriend asks you a serious question and you choose to "remain silent"

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