you know you have played too much skyrim when....

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#1 Edited by bitterninja (64 posts) -

1) you are hitting f5 just before shooting at someone in bf3 multiplayer.

#2 Edited by selbie (1991 posts) -

2) you try to read books and pick up random objects in Skyward Sword

#3 Posted by theguy (797 posts) -

3) Your first thought before doing something risky in real life is to quicksave.

#4 Posted by Elvfinal (10 posts) -

Buying Saints row the third and still be playing skyrim ughhh!

#5 Posted by selbie (1991 posts) -

5) Sneak to the fridge to oneshot a beer

#6 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3939 posts) -

6) You're outside and you find yourself periodically looking up to check for dragons.

#7 Posted by Xdsk (268 posts) -

7. You find yourself eating weeds and plants to see if they have any alchemical effects.

#8 Posted by Kteven (58 posts) -

8) While doing 6 you see a bird in the sky and panic.

#9 Posted by Xdsk (268 posts) -

9.When you get dressed you check your armour rating.

#10 Posted by GJSmitty (651 posts) -

10. When you see someone that's really tall, you get the hell out of there

#11 Posted by HonoredSamurai (105 posts) -

you look up thinking skill constellations will appear before you

#12 Edited by Nux (2455 posts) -

12) when you see a cop and expect him to ask if someone stole your sweet roll.

#13 Edited by CaptainCody (1525 posts) -

13. You try to reload when someone like HonoredSamurai fucks it all up.

#14 Posted by animathias (1196 posts) -

14. You think about harvesting your neighbor's flower garden for your Alchemical needs.

#15 Posted by Lonely_Ogre (99 posts) -

15. You spend all day looking at Skyrim forums...

#16 Posted by MikkaQ (10346 posts) -

17. You consider sneaking on a farm and selling the farmer his own crops. Honest work for honest pay.

#17 Posted by Xtrminatr (265 posts) -

18. You see a high fall and think "if I can just slide down this most of the way I should be fine".

#18 Posted by Getz (3176 posts) -

19. You try to bribe police officers and explain to them that you're "with the guild"

#19 Posted by whistlebottom (194 posts) -

You think about encumbrance before trying to bring in all your groceries at once.

#20 Posted by MsAtheism (35 posts) -

21. You look around to see if Lydia is still behind you... see nothing and then think that she's stuck on some geography.

#21 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

22. You touch your knee at night and think of arrows 

#22 Posted by Fraz (20 posts) -

23. You have dreams of playing Skyrim and when you wake up you get angry cause you forgot to save

#23 Posted by Veektarius (5068 posts) -

24. You down a bottle of nyquil to instantly cure your cold

#24 Posted by TonyBlue87 (313 posts) -

25. You try to persuade somebody by repeating yourself over and over until they finally give in.

#25 Edited by zudthespud (3289 posts) -

26. You try to put a basket over your housemates head to try and steal their stuff.

27. You try to heal a flesh wound by eating dozens of raw potatoes

#26 Edited by AuthenticM (3812 posts) -

28. You keep screaming Fus Ro Dah at your cat, thinking he'll eventually go flying back.

#27 Posted by GoodKn1ght (491 posts) -

29. you then kill the cat and try to raise it as a zombie

#28 Edited by Patman99 (1633 posts) -

30. You think a fist fight only ends when one of the two combatants are on the brink of death

#29 Edited by FritzDude (2273 posts) -

31. You try to put buckets, kettles and similar objects on others heads.

#31 Edited by Rhombus_Of_Terror (2176 posts) -

33. You tape two tazers to your wrists so you can dual wield "sparks".

#32 Posted by whistlebottom (194 posts) -

You make lists on a forum about how a video game has bled into your real life.

#33 Posted by smfE (31 posts) -

#35 When you press ALT to sprint in other games than Skyrim (i just accidently did it in GTA4 lol)

#34 Posted by billyhoush (1207 posts) -

Your PS3 grinds to a halt and explodes in your face.

#35 Posted by imsh_pl (3333 posts) -

37. You let a person finish a conversation before you steal their wallet.

#36 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

38. When it says you played it for 100+ hours.

#37 Posted by tracerace11 (289 posts) -

39. While sneaking through your house, you contemplate shooting your wife with a bow thinking her a bandit. Not being detected, one should be able to take her down with one shot. (You better, or she WILL kill you ) .

#38 Posted by JonSmith (171 posts) -

40. When you look at your cats and for a split second think they're dragons.

#39 Posted by QuietAlien (174 posts) -

41. When you walk into a random workshop and just start hammering your clothes to make them stronger.

#40 Posted by FengShuiGod (1492 posts) -

You murder an entire village and throw gold at the cops when they show up.

What?

#41 Posted by Neferon (262 posts) -

43) ..you stop.

#42 Posted by Gahzoo (361 posts) -

44)

When someone steals your sweetroll.

#43 Posted by nohthink (1223 posts) -

45)

When you press L2 to run when you play BF3. That's a grenade button in BF3, by the way.

#44 Posted by halcyonTwilight (77 posts) -

46. When you instantly make a beeline for flowers and mushrooms whenever you see them while walking around outside

#45 Edited by Skyfire543 (817 posts) -

47. When you only sleep to get a rested bonus.

#46 Posted by Talis12 (488 posts) -

48. When you tell your friend your speech craft just increased after getting a girls phone number

#47 Posted by Chtasm (465 posts) -

49. When you're posting on a Skyrim message board in the Steam web browser from within Skyrim. :(

#48 Posted by Yanngc33 (4461 posts) -

You don't want to play Syrim anymore

#49 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

You look at your Steam stats and see this. What's a sleep schedule.

#50 Posted by supaman900s (185 posts) -

52. Your girlfriend asks you a serious question and you choose to "remain silent"

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