1) you are hitting f5 just before shooting at someone in bf3 multiplayer.

2) you try to read books and pick up random objects in Skyward Sword

3) Your first thought before doing something risky in real life is to quicksave.

Buying Saints row the third and still be playing skyrim ughhh!

5) Sneak to the fridge to oneshot a beer

6) You're outside and you find yourself periodically looking up to check for dragons.

7. You find yourself eating weeds and plants to see if they have any alchemical effects.

8) While doing 6 you see a bird in the sky and panic.

9.When you get dressed you check your armour rating.

10. When you see someone that's really tall, you get the hell out of there

you look up thinking skill constellations will appear before you

12) when you see a cop and expect him to ask if someone stole your sweet roll.

13. You try to reload when someone like HonoredSamurai fucks it all up.

14. You think about harvesting your neighbor's flower garden for your Alchemical needs.

15. You spend all day looking at Skyrim forums...

17. You consider sneaking on a farm and selling the farmer his own crops. Honest work for honest pay.

18. You see a high fall and think "if I can just slide down this most of the way I should be fine".

19. You try to bribe police officers and explain to them that you're "with the guild"

You think about encumbrance before trying to bring in all your groceries at once.

21. You look around to see if Lydia is still behind you... see nothing and then think that she's stuck on some geography.

22. You touch your knee at night and think of arrows 

23. You have dreams of playing Skyrim and when you wake up you get angry cause you forgot to save

24. You down a bottle of nyquil to instantly cure your cold

25. You try to persuade somebody by repeating yourself over and over until they finally give in.

26. You try to put a basket over your housemates head to try and steal their stuff.

27. You try to heal a flesh wound by eating dozens of raw potatoes

28. You keep screaming Fus Ro Dah at your cat, thinking he'll eventually go flying back.

29. you then kill the cat and try to raise it as a zombie

30. You think a fist fight only ends when one of the two combatants are on the brink of death

31. You try to put buckets, kettles and similar objects on others heads.

33. You tape two tazers to your wrists so you can dual wield "sparks".

You make lists on a forum about how a video game has bled into your real life.

#35 When you press ALT to sprint in other games than Skyrim (i just accidently did it in GTA4 lol)

Your PS3 grinds to a halt and explodes in your face.

37. You let a person finish a conversation before you steal their wallet.

38. When it says you played it for 100+ hours.

39. While sneaking through your house, you contemplate shooting your wife with a bow thinking her a bandit. Not being detected, one should be able to take her down with one shot. (You better, or she WILL kill you ) .

40. When you look at your cats and for a split second think they're dragons.

41. When you walk into a random workshop and just start hammering your clothes to make them stronger.

You murder an entire village and throw gold at the cops when they show up.

What?

43) ..you stop.

44)

When someone steals your sweetroll.

45)

When you press L2 to run when you play BF3. That's a grenade button in BF3, by the way.

46. When you instantly make a beeline for flowers and mushrooms whenever you see them while walking around outside

47. When you only sleep to get a rested bonus.

48. When you tell your friend your speech craft just increased after getting a girls phone number

49. When you're posting on a Skyrim message board in the Steam web browser from within Skyrim. :(

You don't want to play Syrim anymore

You look at your Steam stats and see this. What's a sleep schedule.

52. Your girlfriend asks you a serious question and you choose to "remain silent"